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#10340: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

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davepoobond: boo

stimpyismyname: have fun

davepoobond: ?

davepoobond: stick that finger in deep

stimpyismyname: eww

davepoobond: where should i send your $79 bottle of lotion?

davepoobond: http://.org/dance.swf

davepoobond: go its funny

stimpyismyname: that turns you on, eh?

stimpyismyname: fuckin homo

davepoobond: lol no

davepoobond: someone gave it to me

stimpyismyname: i’m gonna show your mom

davepoobond: i got youuuuuuuuuu

stimpyismyname: im gonna call right now

davepoobond: fine

davepoobond: do it

davepoobond: assmunch

davepoobond: what the hell

stimpyismyname: what

stimpyismyname: did something happen

davepoobond: i KNOW that was you

davepoobond: i have caller ID

davepoobond: DUMBASS

stimpyismyname: what was me?

stimpyismyname: huh?

stimpyismyname: you like men?

stimpyismyname: you like to see assholes?

stimpyismyname: really?

davepoobond: ur mom likes to see assholes

stimpyismyname: youre gay?

stimpyismyname: im gonna make a special update for you on christophersoft

davepoobond: u better not

stimpyismyname: ha

davepoobond: i’ll make one for you

davepoobond: which MORE people will see

stimpyismyname: ur the gayass

davepoobond: no i’m not

stimpyismyname: not me

davepoobond: hey hey, you tried showing me that same picture a long time ago

davepoobond: thats the goatse picture, remember

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: yeah that was

stimpyismyname: u showed it to me

davepoobond: no i didnt

davepoobond: johnny did

stimpyismyname: eh, whatever

stimpyismyname: you went back

davepoobond: what do you mean went back

davepoobond: show it to Blind Bubba
stimpyismyname: why dont you show it during buttsex

davepoobond: why dont you show it during your buttbuddiness with SR71 Steve

davepoobond: he wants you

stimpyismyname: ur stupid

stimpyismyname: hes gay

stimpyismyname: u probly cyber with him

davepoobond: ur mom probably does

davepoobond: he’s the man

stimpyismyname: fuckin fagget

stimpyismyname: shut the hell up

davepoobond: jo mana

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10336: SkatDvss -> davepoobond

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SkatDvss: hey

davepoobond: hi

SkatDvss: watsup

davepoobond: nothing much

SkatDvss: nothin

davepoobond: thats right

SkatDvss: im goin to go to a UCLA football game

davepoobond: wow thats great

SkatDvss: im bored

davepoobond: ok

SkatDvss: u are u bored

davepoobond: i guess

SkatDvss: where are u

davepoobond: at home

SkatDvss: cool

SkatDvss: when are u goin to ur dads

davepoobond: next weekend

SkatDvss: k come over then

SkatDvss: my sis wants to meet urs

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: not today….

davepoobond: next weekend

SkatDvss: ya not this week

SkatDvss: next week

davepoobond: i dont know if we will or not

SkatDvss: wat school do go to

davepoobond: why do you care

davepoobond: i dont go to your school

SkatDvss: wat school

davepoobond: lc high school

SkatDvss: ive hered of it

davepoobond: from me probably

SkatDvss: now from a freshmen

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10333: SkatDvss -> davepoobond

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SkatDvss: hey

davepoobond: hi

SkatDvss: wats up

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: you

SkatDvss: doin homework

davepoobond: wowww really

SkatDvss: i hav science homework

SkatDvss: a paper

SkatDvss: it sucs

SkatDvss: it sukz bad man!!!!!!!!

SkatDvss: im not doin it till sunday

SkatDvss: do

SkatDvss: i wish i did not

SkatDvss: are u there

davepoobond: yeah

SkatDvss: man ur not anwsering

davepoobond: i just did

SkatDvss: wat

davepoobond: i just did

SkatDvss: wat homework

davepoobond: what?

SkatDvss: wat are u doin

SkatDvss: g2g bye

SkatDvss: bye

SkatDvss: bye

SkatDvss: bye

davepoobond: bye

SkatDvss: bye

SkatDvss: bye

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10332: SkatDvss -> davepoobond

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SkatDvss: watsup

davepoobond: homework

SkatDvss: that sucks

SkatDvss: man i got a trumpet

SkatDvss: i now how to play

davepoobond: thats great

SkatDvss: wat kind of homework

davepoobond: essay

SkatDvss: on wat

davepoobond: weapons of mass destruction

SkatDvss: kool that must be fun

davepoobond: uhh sure…

SkatDvss: WHY IT NOT FUN

davepoobond: cuz i have to write 4 paragraphs

davepoobond: that are really big

SkatDvss: that sucks

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10331: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 1 of 8 in the series blowthetoad Wants to Be a Poop Troop

blowthetoad: hey

blowthetoad: i would like to join

blowthetoad: the poop troops

blowthetoad: well?

davepoobond: this isnt davepoobond. this is blowthetoad. i hacked into his account and am now using it.

blowthetoad: =-o

blowthetoad: you are an elite person

blowthetoad: but…

blowthetoad: i have a confession

blowthetoad: i am blowthetoad

blowthetoad: :-/

blowthetoad: where is dave

blowthetoad: is this elmo or stimpy

davepoobond: this is blowthetoad.

blowthetoad: yeah, ok

blowthetoad: because i’m blowthetoad

blowthetoad: whats your email then

blowthetoad: what state are you in

davepoobond: i’m retarded, i dont know where i live

blowthetoad: haha

blowthetoad: seriously, where is dave

davepoobond: this is Holmes

blowthetoad: yeah sure

blowthetoad: prove it

blowthetoad: where do you work

davepoobond: in ur moms ass

blowthetoad: we work at the same place

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10329: davepoobond -> Izumo Etsuko

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davepoobond: singinnnn in the rain! i’m singinnn in the raiinn!!

AziShadow: ………………………..

AziShadow: right……..

davepoobond: i saw that whole movie today

AziShadow: maybe……..get some lessons?

AziShadow: really?

AziShadow: why?

davepoobond: cuz

davepoobond: for school

davepoobond: it was really dumb

AziShadow: okay

AziShadow: i figured

davepoobond: everyone was really annoying

davepoobond: and Gene Kelly danced up a storm

AziShadow: Thats whay he was famous for i thought

davepoobond: but it was still boring

AziShadow: aye

davepoobond: there were jokes that werent even funny

AziShadow: Like “the fence is white!”

davepoobond: and the things that were meant to be serious were funny

AziShadow: old movies are like that

davepoobond: no, like “remind me to give you a raise!” “hey R.F.” “what?” “give me a raise”

AziShadow: that was serious?

davepoobond: no, that was a joke

davepoobond: the serious stuff, like if they were kissing

AziShadow: it was kinda funny

AziShadow: nothing to get excited about though

davepoobond: musicals are really stupid in general, they just all of a sudden start singing

davepoobond: and just imagining it to actually be real, to just see people doing that out of spite and for no apparent reason is just hilarious

davepoobond: “today’s my lucky day! March 23!”

davepoobond: “its not march 23!”

AziShadow: Walking down the street, and then just random burst out into song doing these gay dance steps!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: “what? what are you talking about?”

davepoobond: “its 1:30 in the morning! its march 24th! march 24th is your lucky day!”

AziShadow: Like Westside story?

davepoobond: “good MORNINGGGG.”

AziShadow: lol

AziShadow: enough

davepoobond: “GOOD morrrrninngg!”

davepoobond: “good morning!”

AziShadow: have you ever seen Westside Story?

davepoobond: no, i read it though =P

AziShadow: that must have been worse

davepoobond: oh u aint shittin me

davepoobond: i was almost going to sleep everytime i read that stupid book

AziShadow: in the movie, they run around in tight pants ((the guys)), singing gay happy/1970 rough songs while snapping fingers, stealing basketballs, and buckinga the latino population

davepoobond: its kinda like grease in a way

AziShadow: its even worse

AziShadow: when one of the guys gets killed, its the cartoon, get stabbed, hold stop, and then fall backwards all dramatic

AziShadow: stop = wound*

AziShadow: the only thing that made it that bad was the finger snapping shit

AziShadow: they where always snapping away with that shit

davepoobond: heh

AziShadow: we

davepoobond: lol

AziShadow: we’re* thinking……………::snap snap snap::…………….::snapp snap snap:: Theres the mexicans!!! ::snap snap buck::

davepoobond: haha

AziShadow: its mighty gay

davepoobond: sure sounds like it

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10326: SkatDvss -> davepoobond

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SkatDvss: hey

davepoobond: hi

SkatDvss: hey wats up

davepoobond: hi nothing much u

SkatDvss: are u doin home work

SkatDvss: im not

davepoobond: k

SkatDvss: are u

davepoobond: ya

davepoobond: no

SkatDvss: wat r u tryin to say

SkatDvss: k im not sure if ur there

davepoobond: k

SkatDvss: did u get mail

SkatDvss: hello

SkatDvss: :-P:-);-):-(:-(:-P:-*:-!:-!:-*:-D:-P=-O:-P:-P8-)

SkatDvss:
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SkatDvss: hello

SkatDvss: hey

davepoobond: hi

SkatDvss: did u get the e-mails

davepoobond: yeah…

SkatDvss: k good

SkatDvss: man u never answer

davepoobond: why should i answer them

davepoobond: i’m talking to u right now

SkatDvss: are u talkin to some one else

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: gtg bye

SkatDvss: bye

SkatDvss: bye