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#10745: Space Poop -> davepoobond
Space Poop was on a different screen name than he usually was on. davepoobond didn’t know the one he was on.
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Space Poop: im gonna eat you
davepoobond: do you have to
Space Poop: yes its in my contract
Space Poop: i have webbed toes by the way
davepoobond: shocking
Space Poop: sure is
davepoobond: :-\
Space Poop: you win a prize
Space Poop: YOU WIN 3 BLANK CDS!
davepoobond: yessssss
davepoobond: are they colored
Space Poop: no im sorry
Space Poop: to get the colored ones you have to do a good deed such as
kill an ugly person
Space Poop: nooooooooo
davepoobond: what
Space Poop: i dont know
Space Poop: im known for typing random things
davepoobond: unh hunh
Space Poop: WHAT ARE YOU KNOWN FOR?!!!!!!???
Space Poop: you have no buddy icon
davepoobond: sure i do
Space Poop: that saddens me
Space Poop: no u dont
davepoobond: yeah i do
davepoobond: you have to look closer
Space Poop: oh now i see it
Space Poop: the warn icon
Space Poop: very nice one
Space Poop: those are very popular
Space Poop: oh a monkey
Space Poop: how amazing
Space Poop: where did you get it
Space Poop: oh now i see some turtles
Space Poop: with some weapons
Space Poop: some other flashy stuff
Space Poop: say hih bob
Space Poop: “hi bob”
Space Poop: then the guy with the ax
Space Poop: ok i get the point dude
davepoobond: i got a better one now
Space Poop: mine is better
Space Poop: oh thats nice
Space Poop: mine is more mature
Space Poop: look how fast hes poundin’ that little thing
davepoobond: i dont see it
Space Poop: oh well
Space Poop: then i must die
Space Poop: i feel like warning myself
Space Poop: there
Space Poop: im warned to 35
Space Poop: here you try warning me
Space Poop: its fun!
davepoobond: its ok
Space Poop: pleasee
Space Poop: my record is 74
Space Poop: i wont warn you i promise
Space Poop: just warn me
Space Poop: thats the spirit
davepoobond: only 74?
davepoobond: i’ve reached 100
Space Poop: wow
Space Poop: hey sexy
davepoobond: isn’t it great
Space Poop: i got to 100
Space Poop: how long do you think it’ll take to get to 0%
davepoobond: a few hours
Space Poop: hmm i woulda said a couple days
Space Poop: will u mary me?
davepoobond: lets hold off on marriage for a while
Space Poop: but what about our son?
davepoobond: who
Space Poop: little billy
Space Poop: IM me on Space Poop
#10744: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: do not pull? my beak!
davepoobond: ok
#10743: blowthetoad -> davepoobond
Funny fact: Squackle was down at this time…
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blowthetoad: davepoobondage
blowthetoad: slick
blowthetoad: i thought u were gonna remove my url…
#10742: MadManWithAnAxe -> Holmes
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: It’s mean to name your kid Fuckface.
Holmes: ha
Holmes: how true
Holmes: and yet…
Holmes: how hilarious
MadManWithAnAxe: hehe
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: All the money in the world can’t buy your dignity back if someone videotapes you trying to give oral pleasure to a lawn gnome.
Holmes: damn there goes all my hopes for my dignity back
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: Polar bears do not like complimentary ass massages.
Holmes: have you tried it? don’t knock it until you try it
MadManWithAnAxe: hahaha
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: If you’re going to attempt to stick your head up someone elses anal cavity, it’s probably in your best interest to wear goggles.
Holmes: well that brings new meaning to the term: i can’t see shit
MadManWithAnAxe: HAHA
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: It’s not against the law to put a litter of kittens into your mouth…but it should be.
Holmes: whats wrong with eating more then one pussy at once?
MadManWithAnAxe: HEH
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: A human face doesn’t taste as good as I thought it would.
Holmes: oh well..theres always hope in eating a dogs face
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: I’ll bet everyone without legs has a funny story to tell.
Holmes: hah…uncle benny cut his legs off because we wouldn’t feed him his second dinner!
MadManWithAnAxe: hehehehe, that’s great
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: Just because the space-gnomes inside your head tell you to, it’s never a good idea to staple yourself to pogo stick and yell “BEWARE!: I AM POGO-BOY, THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!” People might think you’re crazy.
Holmes: it’s sooo typical of people to judge me just because i am pogo-boy…will the racism ever end?
MadManWithAnAxe: HEH
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: You may think it’s cool to dress up in hot pants and a ten gallon hat and attend random people’s funeruls and sing 80’s style karaoke , but you’re really just making an ass out of yourself.
Holmes: ….NOW you tell me
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: I wouldn’t exactly know from experience, but I’ll bet it’s pretty hard to hide a penguin in your ass.
Holmes: well, sorry to burst your bubble, but remeber hearing about penny, the famous penguin that ran away from the circus? guess where he is…
MadManWithAnAxe: :-DHAHAHA
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: You’d think having sex with a mattress would be more satisfying than it actually is.
Holmes: water bed’s are oh so sexy!
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: It’s never a good idea to masturbate and ski at the same time.
Holmes: oh yeah…oh yeah i’m coming…i’m coming…i’m com- *splat* poor joe, took a whole box of viagra before he went skiing…and hit a tree…what a way to go…
MadManWithAnAxe: hah
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: Just because you have the means to fit a midget into your ass, doesn’t make it right.
Holmes: well…penny needed a friend
MadManWithAnAxe: HEEHEEHE
MadManWithAnAxe: ;-)that was good
MadManWithAnAxe: you should be famous
Holmes: heh i doubt i could be
Holmes: damn i hate when people IM you when your typing a sentence
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: Sex with a microwave isn’t very pleasurable.
Holmes: that’s because your only suppose to do anal
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: To be impaled on a toothbrush…that’s gotta be a crappy way to die.
Holmes: not as crappy as dieing in someone’s ass
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: All the drugs in the world cannot equal the fun of poking a hobo with a sharpened stick.
Holmes: poking a hobo who’s on all the drugs in the world at once with a sharp stick, now that’s FUNNY!
MadManWithAnAxe: hehe
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: Injecting anti-freeze into your scrotum may make people think you’re cool, but what would your parents think?
Holmes: well, i perfer my penis NOT to shrivel up when it’s cold…people will think i’m on the “short” side
MadManWithAnAxe: heeeeeeeey, that’s actually not a bad idea
Holmes: yeah…now if only i could stop my nipples from getting hard…
MadManWithAnAxe: FUN FACT!: If you’re eating a sandwich, and the sandwich starts mumbling at you in Latin, it’s probably best just to put it down and just walk away.
Holmes: but first kill it before it plans to take over the world…and steal it’s tomatos
#10699: udamfuq565 -> MIKI5512
I don’t know where I got this.
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udamfuq565: Hello Friend
MIKI5512: who is this ?
udamfuq565: You dun know me
udamfuq565: random sn
MIKI5512: how did you get my SN then ?
udamfuq565: My name is Richard Schneider
udamfuq565: Random sn
udamfuq565: dui
udamfuq565: so what do you do for fun?
MIKI5512: eh
MIKI5512: play sports
udamfuq565: what spoooorts?
MIKI5512: baseball, soccer etc.
udamfuq565: o never heard of soccer
udamfuq565: I play Weshball
MIKI5512: what is Weshball?
udamfuq565: it are dhe funnest game
udamfuq565: you see
udamfuq565: we toss this twenty pound weighted phan ball into the pool
udamfuq565: and we swim are tred at the bottom and try to throw it into the goal
MIKI5512: i see
MIKI5512: where are you from and why are you talking to my by the way
udamfuq565: who’s My?
MIKI5512: me
MIKI5512: sorry
udamfuq565: o
udamfuq565: im from new zealand
udamfuq565: and i is bored because weshseasons over
MIKI5512: oh
udamfuq565: what else do ya do pal?
udamfuq565: what interests ya
MIKI5512: hm
MIKI5512: watch movie
udamfuq565: wat else?
MIKI5512: hang out with my friends etc.
udamfuq565: UH HUH
udamfuq565: How come youve never heard of weschball?
udamfuq565: Friencd?
MIKI5512: i play all kinds of sports from baseball, basketball, soccer, but I have never heard of weschball
udamfuq565: *gasp* you should play it ny friend. Even though it’s extreme. You gradually grow bigger lungs. Even though there are some accidents sumtimes like what happened to spermy joe
MIKI5512: good talking to you my friend, but I am going to go now
MIKI5512: good luck finding something to get rid of your boredom
MIKI5512: bye bye
MIKI5512 signed off at 10:23:21 PM.
#10698: Raven -> Broke
I really don’t know where I got this.
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Raven: what?
Raven: nine inch nails?
Broke: yes
Broke: what do you listen to?
Raven: Slayer, Kid Rock, I.C.P. Godsmack creed
Broke: cool
Broke: I listen to Slopknot, Marilyn Hanson, Creed, Disturbed, and Tombgrave
Broke: too many to list
Raven: yup same here i just listed some of my favs
Broke: The only problem is my parents dont like them
Raven: lol how old are you?
Broke: They think its responsible for my upbringing
Broke: Damn it, just I cause I’m still going to Junior College doesn’t mean music is responsible for it
Raven: my dad was the same way till i made him hear some then he likes a few songs so it became alright
Broke: Not my dad
Broke: That would never work
Broke: He’s part of my congregation and is tottally bat shit insane
Raven: that used to be my dad all right and mighty
Broke: you dont understand
Broke: he’s an auditor
Raven: crap no recalls on a game im playing
Broke: what?
Raven: Ultima Online
Broke: oh that game is tight
Broke: I used to play it
Raven: yup
Raven: im still kinda new at it
Broke: I was a swordsman or something, then some asshole ate all my food, so i quit
Raven: lol
Broke: like I said
Raven: im a grandmaster warrior
Broke: cool
Broke: My friend used to be a Grand Dragon before he cheated and got caught hanging a guy after killing him
Broke: Back to my parents
Raven: ok so whats up with them you said i didnt understand
Broke: My dad is an Audior
Raven: well i can see how that would make things intresting for you
Broke: He freakin wouldn’t let me listen toBlack Sabbath, just cause John Travolta had a run in with Ozzy
Broke: then they tried putting me in an asylum in their headquarters
Raven: john trav in my mind for one thing is a pussy no offence
Broke: dont worry I agree with you, he has too many cats in his mansion
Raven: hes a real dick in real life to
Broke: I finally put a 2 foot restraining order on my dad so he couldnt lock me up anywhere. I still live in the same house with him though
Raven: sounds kinda insane i was locked up for a bit once
Broke: Since his reach isn’t over two feet, i can tease him all i want
Broke: moron tried punching me from that far
Broke: why’d they lock you up?
Raven: im not all there upstairs and i was provoked into a fight and nearly killed a man so instead of jail they choose to put me in the nut house for about 2 years
Broke: Yeah my parents tried to have me arrested after that ritual up stairs in my house. The court dismissed it in return for that restraining order i placed on him
Raven: sounds intresting he has a order on him and you still live with him but he still tries to pull shit off
Broke: yes that stupid asshole. According to the will left to us by Lafayette Ronny Hobbert, I own 1/5 of our house, which is MY room.
Broke: He doesn’t realize that he cant kick me out. What i do in my side of the house is my business. I can drink all the nyquil i want.
Raven: but you said you tease him are you not asking him to kinda try something tho?
Broke: Im just teasing into reaction to what he says to me
Raven: i doubt its nyquil hes thinking your drinking
Broke: I’m not a hippy. I keep on telling him that
Raven: hippy? they died in the 50s
Broke: THATS WHAT I KEEP TELLING HIM!!!
Broke: But since his leader says that hippies are evil, he thinks they sitll exist!!!
Raven: mabey hes more insane then me but thats going to far im out there
Broke: If anyything he should be calling me a goth, not a hippy. even though im not goth, something else.
Raven: what are you then?
Broke: Vamp
Raven: ah cool
Broke: its even easier to get laid than a goth
Broke: vamp chix will put out anything for blood
Raven: lol thats true
Broke: yeah, and then there’sa98739875puiojkln,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Raven: ?
Broke: shoot hold on.
Broke: crap, my fingers give out every once in a while. I just donated some today.
Broke: ok
Broke: I’m back
Raven: ok you alright there now
Broke: Yes, it’s just that my fingers feel week from giving out all the hemogoblin
Broke: ok back to the subject
Raven: we where talking about vamps getting laid more then goths
Broke: My parents tried to get me arrested. I was only trying to get fresh blood!!!
Raven: thats not right you where only trying to get your food
Broke: Yeah!!!
Broke: So what if I had to kill a couple of hamsters, rats, mice, snakes, to get it???! You feelin me?
Raven: a rat not as filling as a human but will hold you over till you can get one
Broke: Naw, i have to be careful with that
Broke: now
Raven: ahh man just get some lonely homeless guy that what i used to do
Broke: My parents were having a party. Some girl feel asleep and drew some blood
Broke: supposedly she was some model, but now i have hepamatitis D
Broke: It sucks cause i have to go through chemotheoropy next fall
Raven: eww that nasty
Broke: but living ain’t hard enough
Raven: try living forever man like 2100 years its not as easy
Broke: I know
Broke: According to my buddy’s girlfriend, her name’s Lillith and she’s over 10,000 years old!!!
Raven: if your dad isnt immortal like some of us you can be glad he will kick the bucket
Broke: yea bra
Raven: shes almost as old as me
Broke: coo coo
Broke: w8 a minute ur profile says ur 21… you trying to talk smack to me!!??
Raven: yea right like the profile will let me go back to watching Jesus get baptized
Broke: My friend’s asmodeus by the way
Raven: intresting
Broke: Since my parents are all ok with sex as long as its natural. Everyone knows that their religion’s all about getting laid. They got pretty mad about that crimson shower i gave her
Raven: that sounds like it would have been fun
Raven: quick one when the last time you had a full meal
Broke: about 2 years ago
Broke: but then i threw it up, it sux
Broke: literally
Raven: i dont mind throwing it up i hate it when the food fights back
Broke: yeah wait hold on a second
Broke: dammit, my parents are pounding on the door
Broke: How ,many times do i have to tell them this is my property. im going to turn up the music. I charge em for trespassing tomorrow
Broke: You ever play final fantasm?
Raven: number 10 but not as of late i dont have ps2
Broke: that sucks. haha, vampire joke
Broke: what about Twisted metal gear solid?
Raven: nope another thing that sucks
Broke: hahaha
Broke: Oh shit
Broke: Oh no!
Raven: ?
Broke: I needla;jfd
Broke: theyre trying to tear melak;j away from the key brd
Broke: i need you to call my local police dprtment
Broke: ajkl theyre going to …hold on
Broke: ok the mace will put him out for a while
Raven: its really not in my nature to care about others but i have no clue where you are so i really cant
Broke: ill give you the local police number
Broke: 818 321 4906
Broke: Hurry he’s coming to
Raven: still i dont really care about other like me its not in my nature to do something like that but i might if i feel like it
Broke: theyre gonna take me to that place across from kaiser sunset
Broke: Tell my mom that I love her!!!
#10697: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: pood
stimpyismyname: whats my name
stimpyismyname: puddin tane
davepoobond: ehhh
davepoobond: can albert come?
stimpyismyname: yeah
davepoobond: is he gonna forget tho
stimpyismyname: ALBERT
stimpyismyname: im supposed to call him tomorrow
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: i’m putting up 2 pics u made
davepoobond: the one with dacky being hunted
davepoobond: and copkilla clown
stimpyismyname: what about my comics
davepoobond: not yet
stimpyismyname: i like that billboard i made
stimpyismyname: mmmm hmmmmm
stimpyismyname: free fallin
stimpyismyname: and im
stimpyismyname: free fallin
davepoobond: doo bee doo ba doo ba doo baaaa
stimpyismyname: un…beh…..LIEVABLE.
davepoobond: yeah
stimpyismyname: is that from catdog
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: that’s tom lykus
stimpyismyname: unbehlihable!
davepoobond: they make fun of him on catdog i suppose
davepoobond: they do it on kevin and bean sometimes
stimpyismyname: 16 hits today
davepoobond: is that high?
stimpyismyname: not really
stimpyismyname: average
davepoobond: the picture of blowthetoad in a red shirt looks nothing like what he does on his site
stimpyismyname: i know
stimpyismyname: serious
davepoobond: http://www.geocities.com/bism28/pics/myteeth.jpg
stimpyismyname: jesus god
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: he’s soooooo good with photoshop…
davepoobond: did you see the justin timberlake thing
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: look at blowthetoad’s profile
davepoobond: the links in there
stimpyismyname: i don wanna
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: its a collage of justin timberlake pictures
davepoobond: hes such a fag
davepoobond: both of them
stimpyismyname: dam
stimpyismyname: boooring
stimpyismyname: i should finish ltd3
davepoobond: 4
stimpyismyname: how late are you staying up
davepoobond: i dunno
davepoobond: i stay up late, but i’m probably gonna be kicked off soon
stimpyismyname: ill try to finish it tonight
davepoobond: k
stimpyismyname: :-!
davepoobond: we should use the bulletin board things we made for games
stimpyismyname: ?
davepoobond: not the bulletin board
davepoobond: billboard
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: did you read what his do?
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: what his do
stimpyismyname: they go to your site when you click em
stimpyismyname: neato
davepoobond: uhh
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: that’s cool
stimpyismyname: bleh
stimpyismyname: i cant work on it
stimpyismyname: cds messed up
davepoobond: y not
davepoobond: she’s a superfreak-SUPERFREAK
stimpyismyname: shes superfreaky
stimpyismyname: ow! ow ow ow
davepoobond: the kind that you read abouttttt
davepoobond: that girls pretty FREAKYYY
stimpyismyname: http://pub58.ezboard.com/fgamemakercommunityfrm4.showMessage?topicID=3893.topic
davepoobond: heh
stimpyismyname: if you do www.bmgames.tk it makes a popup
stimpyismyname: booo
davepoobond: yeah all .tk does
stimpyismyname: boooo
stimpyismyname: tainted looove
stimpyismyname: wo whoooa whoa
stimpyismyname: bum bum
stimpyismyname: I…
stimpyismyname: i just died in your arms tonight!!
stimpyismyname: da da da rains down in afffrica
stimpyismyname: and theres always somethin there to remind meeeeeeee
stimpyismyname: daund
stimpyismyname: fbduase
stimpyismyname: hb
stimpyismyname: that stupid cd
stimpyismyname: im a firestarter
davepoobond: ?
stimpyismyname: twisted firestarter
stimpyismyname: mmmm
stimpyismyname: oh oh oh ohoh
stimpyismyname: mmm
stimpyismyname: oh oh h ohoh
stimpyismyname: daaaaave im boooored
davepoobond: go to hell then
stimpyismyname: NO
davepoobond: look at the stuff i put on squackle
stimpyismyname: YOU GO TO HELL
stimpyismyname: ASSHOLE
stimpyismyname: AZZHOLE
stimpyismyname: A22HOLE
davepoobond: http://www.sunriseyoga.com/Steven/mugshot.jpg
stimpyismyname: ?
davepoobond: look at it
stimpyismyname: i did
davepoobond: isnt it funny
stimpyismyname: i guess…
davepoobond: k….gonna go…bye
stimpyismyname: whyyyy
davepoobond: tired
davepoobond: mom wants me to get off
stimpyismyname: yeah whateva
stimpyismyname: dnnunununununuununu dununununununun
davepoobond signed off at 9:29:47 PM.
stimpyismyname: and i was talkin to dave then his mom says “get off the computer” and im like yeah whatever
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stimpyismyname: CAUSE THIS IS MY IM WINDOW THAT DAVE LEEEFT!
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stimpyismyname: AND THIS IS MY IM WINDOW THAT DAVE LEEEFT!
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#10696: Space Poop -> davepoobond
Space Poop: asasasas
Space Poop: tuna
Space Poop: monkey
Space Poop: poop
Space Poop: YES YES YES YES YES
Space Poop: THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Space Poop: die
Space Poop: eh hehahahha
Space Poop: fast sex
Space Poop:
Space Poop: bling bling
Space Poop: bling bling foo
Space Poop: POOP!
Space Poop: no
Space Poop: yes
Space Poop: maybe?
Space Poop: a boom boom chicka chicka boom boom
Space Poop: i g2g watch more TV?!?!?!?!?!
#10695: Space Poop -> davepoobond
Space Poop: im the hulk
Space Poop: what r u doing
davepoobond: ur mom in the backseat of my car
Space Poop: ok
Space Poop: have fun
Space Poop: wait
Space Poop: you got a computer in your car?
davepoobond: uhhhhhhhhh
davepoobond: i’m typing through my mind
Space Poop: coooool
Space Poop: im drawing the fat kid in my class
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: your mom says hi
Space Poop: my moms at work
davepoobond: yeah, on me
davepoobond: bwah
davepoobond: ahaha
Space Poop: hahahahaha
Space Poop: HAHAHHAHA
Space Poop: HAHAHAHAHHA
Space Poop: wait
Space Poop: thats bad
#10694: blowthetoad -> davepoobond
blowthetoad: my url is stil on the site
davepoobond: your url doesn’t GO anywhere
davepoobond: it goes to a blank page
blowthetoad: yeah, it’s blank till it’
blowthetoad: till it’s removed
blowthetoad: so.. can you remove it?
davepoobond: whatever
blowthetoad: i am overjoyed!
blowthetoad: scuse me, gotta go jerk off, bye
blowthetoad signed off at 3:44:35 PM.
#10691: Space Poop -> davepoobond
Space Poop: do u like eminem?
davepoobond: ya
Space Poop: hmmm
Space Poop: tom green?
davepoobond: yeah
Space Poop: you’re on candid camera
davepoobond: no
Space Poop: you are
davepoobond: i am
davepoobond: oh my god
Space Poop: how many gods are there
davepoobond: 15 and 1/2
Space Poop: is the half a midget?
Space Poop: urine
davepoobond: that’s not all that life is about
Space Poop: oh, and what else is there to life?
Space Poop: and why does it take you 2 IMs to get you to talk?
davepoobond: i dont know
Space Poop: put paper clips in your mouth and chew on your pinky
Space Poop: it feels cool
Space Poop: and your gums bleed
davepoobond: gums bleeding isn’t my thing
Space Poop: really? its my fetish
Space Poop: i gotta go play friends guitar
davepoobond: k
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Space Poop: am i annoying?
davepoobond: i can name more annoying people
Space Poop: can u put me on the site?
Space Poop: or am i too ugly…
davepoobond: uhhh
Space Poop: no
davepoobond: whaddya mean put you on the site
davepoobond: mean*
Space Poop: uhh
davepoobond: you*
Space Poop: i unno
Space Poop: thinking
Space Poop: nevermind
davepoobond: l
davepoobond: k
Space Poop: ?
davepoobond: nothin
Space Poop: you know sniffing glue is bad for you, right?
davepoobond: yea
Space Poop: ok
#10690: Im FoXy 528 -> davepoobond
Im FoXy 528: hello
davepoobond: hi
Im FoXy 528: how r u?
davepoobond: alright, you
Im FoXy 528: good
Im FoXy 528: i am babysitting
davepoobond: fun fun
Im FoXy 528: ya i guess
Im FoXy 528: what are udoing tonight?
davepoobond: nothing
Im FoXy 528: where do u live?
davepoobond: california
Im FoXy 528: really?
davepoobond: ya
Im FoXy 528: what time is it there?
davepoobond: 3:33
Im FoXy 528: am?
davepoobond: yeah..
Im FoXy 528: ic
Im FoXy 528: so it saturday morning
davepoobond: its friday night
Im FoXy 528: cool
Im FoXy 528: just get back form partying?
davepoobond: oh yeah
davepoobond: all night baby
Im FoXy 528: oh yeah
Im FoXy 528: did u get drunk
davepoobond: no
Im FoXy 528: did u get lucky?
davepoobond: yep
Im FoXy 528: really?, with who
davepoobond: some chick
Im FoXy 528: lol how old was she
davepoobond: 12
Im FoXy 528: lol
davepoobond: she made the first move
Im FoXy 528: ic, did u pound her good?
davepoobond: that’s all she wanted
Im FoXy 528: thats all i want
davepoobond: so you like it that way huh
Im FoXy 528: oh yeah
Im FoXy 528: too bad u ccant give it to me that way
davepoobond: yeah too bad
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Im FoXy 528 is probably the same person as KristenRocks528, on account of the same last 3 numbers.
#10688: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond
Izumo Etsuko: sup d00d?]
davepoobond: not much you
Izumo Etsuko: me is buzzed
Izumo Etsuko: 🙁
Izumo Etsuko: (thats on the verge of being drunk)
davepoobond: oo
Izumo Etsuko: Peppermint Shcnapps + Coke = GOOD SHIT
Izumo Etsuko: I’m buzed…and I only had three cap fulls
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
#10687: davepoobond -> cafin8ed penguin
davepoobond: hey
cafin8ed penguin: fuck… now what…
cafin8ed penguin: who are you?
davepoobond: geez you have to be so mean
davepoobond: that’s not a very nice way to start out a conversation y’know man
cafin8ed penguin: yah i know
davepoobond: cinnamon
davepoobond: and
davepoobond: gay
davepoobond: sex
cafin8ed penguin: what a neat combination, i won’t try it sometime
davepoobond: stupid girl
davepoobond: ffffffffffffffffff
cafin8ed penguin: who?
davepoobond: jo MAMA
davepoobond: you can tell by the way i use my walk, i’m a woman’s man
cafin8ed penguin: *smack*
davepoobond: no time to talk
davepoobond: music loud, i’ve been kicked around
davepoobond: since i was born
davepoobond: its alright
davepoobond: its ok
davepoobond: you may look the other way
davepoobond: we can try to understand
davepoobond: the new york times affect on mannn
davepoobond: whether you’re a mother or whether you’re a brother your stayin alive
davepoobond: stayin alive
davepoobond: blahrdy blahrdy blah
davepoobond: stayin alive
davepoobond: stayin alive
davepoobond: AH AH AH AH AH
davepoobond: STAYIN ALIVEEEEEEEE
davepoobond: come on with me now,
davepoobond: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
davepoobond: yer not singing
cafin8ed penguin: i don’t wanna sing
cafin8ed penguin: at least not this song
cafin8ed penguin: beegee’s right?
davepoobond: i’m singing the ozzy osbourne version
davepoobond: now before you shit your pants and try to get it off gayzaa
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: ok shit your pants
davepoobond: you feel that shiver down your spine?
cafin8ed penguin: nope
davepoobond: that’s me
cafin8ed penguin: i don’t have a spine
cafin8ed penguin: im a floating head
davepoobond: how can that be!
davepoobond: where’s your shoulders!
cafin8ed penguin: i type using telekenesis
cafin8ed penguin: i don’t need shoulders
davepoobond: que?