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I Was Walking Down the Street Phrases
– One day I was walking down the street when a tree bit me in the ass.
– One day I was walking down the street when a panda began to spank me and call me nancy.
– One day I was walking down the street and a dolphin took a crap on me.
– One day I was walking down the street and I was ambushed by a group of gay lawyers wearing tutu’s.
– One day I was walking down the street when a baboon walked up to me and pinched my behind.
– One day I was walking down the street when I realized my bosom was showing so I buried myself in a sewage tank and began to sing christmas carols.
– One day I was walking down the street and saw two squirrels doin it doggy style on top of a parked car.
– One day I was walking down the street when a monkey came and took my pants.
– One day I was walking down the street and a albanian prostitute tickled me.
– One day I was walking down the street and saw a man filming pornography in a tree.
– One day I was walking down the street when an eel slapped me.
– One day I was walking down the street and I saw a man named Bubba removing a white substance from his eye (god knows what it was).
Not Really Called Anything…
mayday!!!
DISTRESS!!!
sos!!1!!
sos.
sos?
S.S.S.?
no…
S.O.S.
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!
this is boring.
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ewwwww!!!
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ok. seriously this time…………………..
……………..no nevermind. hahahahaahahahah!!! …………uhhhhhhhhhh……weee!!
my daddy gave me the whole fiction section tth sleep on tonight! i’m a luycky guy!!!!!! no i’m not
PISS OFF!!
shit. end of paper…
Suck It
kjsckjhcjha
suck it (someone’s name) hehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
(someone’s name) penis soooooooo small, my penis sooooooooooobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggg!!!!
once upon a time, I peeeeeeeeeeeeed my pink jeans. So my mommy told me to die. So I did…………whee!
182946536743ifwhbdjhpeepeeyahoowhawhawhawha
Good Morning
Good morning,
I like to eat poop and I’m not ashamed to admit it. I think that is great in itself…so bite me.
Sincerely,
(your name)
poopoo on u
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F F F F F F F F F F F T T T T T T T T ! ! !
F L U B B A – F L U B B A ! !
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN E-FARTED!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NOW SNIFF YOUR MONITOR . . .
SMELLS BAD, DOESN’T IT?
WOOOOOOOO – WEEEEEEEEE ! ! !
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DON’T PASS THIS ON . . . UNLESS
YOU FEEL THE URGE TO BE AN
IDIOT! NO, NOT LIKE ME . . .
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#6062: stimpyismyname -> DeadOrAlive60
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: whyd u leave
DeadOrAlive60: because the site is dumb and youwont tell me the ttruth
stimpyismyname: the site is just messed up
DeadOrAlive60: well is wcw boy real
stimpyismyname: itll be fixed in a month
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: well who was i talking to last night then
stimpyismyname: i alreadsy told u that
stimpyismyname: davepoobond
stimpyismyname: probly
stimpyismyname: who cares
DeadOrAlive60: is he a guy
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well he told me he was masturbating with the mouse cord
stimpyismyname: u said u gave dogs blowjobs
DeadOrAlive60: i was just playing
DeadOrAlive60: i didnt have no one to talk to
stimpyismyname: so was he
stimpyismyname: idiot
DeadOrAlive60: well is he gay
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: how do you know
stimpyismyname: fine hes gay
stimpyismyname: what do you care
DeadOrAlive60: is he gay for real?
stimpyismyname: ui dont know
stimpyismyname: i dont know
DeadOrAlive60: well he talked ay last night he told me his dick isze
stimpyismyname: u asked
DeadOrAlive60: so just wanted to see if he really would answer them
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: so he did
stimpyismyname: u asked a bunch of times
stimpyismyname: whatd u want him to do
DeadOrAlive60: because i am bi
stimpyismyname: ok…
DeadOrAlive60: i am bisexual
stimpyismyname: thats great
DeadOrAlive60: are you a guy
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well are you straight?
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well can we chat about sex?
stimpyismyname: now?
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: why not
stimpyismyname: why do you always want to
stimpyismyname: are you a sexaholic
DeadOrAlive60: because it makes me horny
stimpyismyname: thats wonderful
DeadOrAlive60: well can we?
stimpyismyname: i already said no
DeadOrAlive60: bye then
stimpyismyname: …..ok…
stimpyismyname: perv
#6061: stimpyismyname -> Staindxx
stimpyismyname: hi
Staindxx: hi
stimpyismyname: do you like cheese
Staindxx: yeah
stimpyismyname: what kind
Staindxx: um…
Staindxx: Cheddar?
stimpyismyname: orange?
stimpyismyname: i like orange
Staindxx: …….?
stimpyismyname: mmm mmmm
stimpyismyname: orange cheese
stimpyismyname: am i right or what
Staindxx: um..
stimpyismyname: high five!
stimpyismyname: cmon
Staindxx: e
stimpyismyname: just say high five
Staindxx: ….
Staindxx: high five?
stimpyismyname: as a wise man once told me, “there are bulls and bears but you are thinking like an animal”
Staindxx: …..
stimpyismyname: bonds have more FUN
Staindxx: …
stimpyismyname: my friend says to go to the EDGAR section
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: want to know how to turn Office into a fully integrated business powerhouse
stimpyismyname: ?
Staindxx: …….
stimpyismyname: guess not
stimpyismyname: but i could tell you
Staindxx: ok…..go ahead
stimpyismyname: actually i dont want to
stimpyismyname: its a family secret
Staindxx: ok..
stimpyismyname: sorry
stimpyismyname: hello?
Previous message was not received by Staindxx because of error: User Staindxx is not available.
#6060: stimpyismyname -> Laospryderx
stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: u like wwf?
Laospryderx: wut
Laospryderx: ya
Laospryderx: and wcw
stimpyismyname: how about that wcw though
stimpyismyname: yeehaw
stimpyismyname: ecw
stimpyismyname: all the way
Laospryderx: no never seen it befor
stimpyismyname: how aout seinfeld
stimpyismyname: seen tht?
Laospryderx: talk later
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: see ya later spry-ator
#6059: stimpyismyname -> SLIPKNOTSIC
stimpyismyname: do you like to play games?
SLIPKNOTSIC: PS2,>
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
stimpyismyname: its an awesome site
SLIPKNOTSIC: WAZ THAT
stimpyismyname: its awesome
SLIPKNOTSIC: STINKY BEEF IS GOOD
SLIPKNOTSIC: WTF
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: just go
stimpyismyname: its notporn
stimpyismyname: sign the guestbook
#6058: stimpyismyname -> MajinGogetaGT
stimpyismyname: do you like to play games?
MajinGogetaGT: yea
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
stimpyismyname: its goood
#6057: stimpyismyname -> Astro
stimpyismyname: u like to play games?
Astro: Yes
Astro: Yes I do.
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: thats great
Astro: Hi
Astro: Yes it is
stimpyismyname: yes
Astro: Mm-hmm!:-)
stimpyismyname: mm hmm
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
stimpyismyname: go there
stimpyismyname: its great
Astro: Ook
stimpyismyname: go ther
Astro: Ol
Astro: *ok
stimpyismyname: sign the guestbook
stimpyismyname: tell your friends
Astro: kk
#6056: stimpyismyname -> MrFredRogers
stimpyismyname: hello
stimpyismyname: do you like games
MrFredRogers: yes
stimpyismyname: JAGUAR IS MAKIN A COMEBACK!!
stimpyismyname: huh?
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: am i right or what
MrFredRogers: it depends
MrFredRogers: are they?
MrFredRogers: / is it?
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: the system
stimpyismyname: atari jaguar
stimpyismyname: booyeah
MrFredRogers: oh that one ok
MrFredRogers: i thought a new one
MrFredRogers: or some such stuff
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: that would be cool
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: i’ve ever played it
stimpyismyname: i heard it sucked
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: so did ur mom
MrFredRogers: yeah
stimpyismyname: so…..
stimpyismyname: wanna be a member of my website
MrFredRogers: depends
MrFredRogers: what is it
stimpyismyname: http://www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: did u go
MrFredRogers: i had an error
stimpyismyname: o
stimpyismyname: i dunno
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: try it again
MrFredRogers: try what
stimpyismyname: the link
MrFredRogers:
MrFredRogers: ?
stimpyismyname: …what?
MrFredRogers: ng
stimpyismyname: whats that
Previous message was not received by MrFredRogers because of error: User MrFredRogers is not available.
#6055: stimpyismyname -> Lieb
stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: whatcha been up to
Lieb: hey whos this?
stimpyismyname: your…mom
stimpyismyname: jk
stimpyismyname: it’s raul
Lieb: raul
stimpyismyname: thorin
Lieb: where do i kno u from
stimpyismyname: raul thorin
stimpyismyname: we met in that….
stimpyismyname: chat…room
Lieb: lol who is this?
stimpyismyname: it’s dave
Lieb: o now its dave
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: i was kidding b4
Lieb: how do i kno you?
stimpyismyname: school…
Lieb: dave who?
stimpyismyname: smith
Lieb: dave smith
Lieb: i dont kno a dave smith
Lieb: thats not ur name
stimpyismyname: you used to call me love bunny
stimpyismyname: ring a bell?
Lieb: o i did?
Lieb: ooo yeah
Lieb: dave its u
Lieb: now i remember
stimpyismyname: finally
stimpyismyname: so
stimpyismyname: …….
Lieb: how could i have forgotten
stimpyismyname: uhh
stimpyismyname: i dont
Lieb: so right who are you again?
stimpyismyname: know
stimpyismyname: david smith
stimpyismyname: really
stimpyismyname: my friends call me beatrix
stimpyismyname: or sam
stimpyismyname: joe
stimpyismyname: john
stimpyismyname: max
stimpyismyname: mark
stimpyismyname: colin
Lieb: wow u must have a lot of friends
stimpyismyname: jeff
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: ….
Lieb: they call u so many different things
stimpyismyname: they’re just idiots
Lieb: o ok
stimpyismyname: so what new with you
Lieb: well, dave john jeff whatever i g2g
stimpyismyname: what?
stimpyismyname: why
Lieb: so ill talk to u later
stimpyismyname: noooooooooo
Lieb: yeah
stimpyismyname: nooooooooooooooooooo
Lieb: later man
stimpyismyname: bitch
stimpyismyname: cant talk to your good buddy
Lieb: o is that my name now
stimpyismyname: david
Lieb: do u kno my name?
stimpyismyname: yeah….
stimpyismyname: liebra
stimpyismyname: or something
Lieb: liebra?
stimpyismyname: i’m not a “name” person
Lieb: good guess u got it
stimpyismyname: wowreally
stimpyismyname: wcw rules
stimpyismyname: from the east to the west
Lieb: really into wrestling eh?
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: not really
Lieb: o ok
Lieb: so the name means nothing
stimpyismyname: wrestlers like cock
Lieb: well this conversation is going now where and i dont kno u so ill talk to u some other time by dave
stimpyismyname: uhhhhhhhhh
stimpyismyname: but…
stimpyismyname: go to www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood
stimpyismyname: its a great site
stimpyismyname: mmmhmmm
Lieb: maybe some other time
Lieb: i gotta go
Lieb: later
stimpyismyname: mmmkay
Lieb signed off at 7:36:41 PM.
#6054: DeadOrAlive60 -> stimpyismyname
DeadOrAlive60: hey
stimpyismyname: whats up
DeadOrAlive60: just plaing with my boner you?
stimpyismyname: yeah…
stimpyismyname: thats it….
DeadOrAlive60: you playing with yours too
stimpyismyname: yep
DeadOrAlive60: ?
DeadOrAlive60: cool
stimpyismyname: i wrap it up in the mouse cord
DeadOrAlive60: well does it feel good
stimpyismyname: it hurts
stimpyismyname: but in a good way
DeadOrAlive60: well you lke pain
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well you like pain?
stimpyismyname: i said yes you homo
DeadOrAlive60: well how big is it
DeadOrAlive60: ?
stimpyismyname: as big as your moms
stimpyismyname: …leg……
DeadOrAlive60: come on man tell me
stimpyismyname: 23
stimpyismyname: on a good day
DeadOrAlive60: for real man tell me
stimpyismyname: low humidity
stimpyismyname: brb
stimpyismyname: lemme check
DeadOrAlive60: just tell me
stimpyismyname: ahh….
stimpyismyname: cant tell
DeadOrAlive60: wat do you mean
stimpyismyname: between 30-35
stimpyismyname: it goes up and down
DeadOrAlive60: yeah right tell me how many inches
stimpyismyname: up…and down
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i thought u meant pounds
stimpyismyname: thats why its so hard
stimpyismyname: ermmm
stimpyismyname: do you want the width?
stimpyismyname: cause mines wider that it is long
DeadOrAlive60: tell me how long it is then how wide it is
stimpyismyname: 5/7
DeadOrAlive60: 5 inches
stimpyismyname: yours
stimpyismyname: :-*
DeadOrAlive60: 7 inches
DeadOrAlive60: :-*
DeadOrAlive60: well
stimpyismyname: isnt that great
stimpyismyname: whyd you im me
stimpyismyname: fag
DeadOrAlive60: well i am not a fag
stimpyismyname: ..right…
DeadOrAlive60: you are the fag
stimpyismyname: how am i the fag
stimpyismyname: thats right
stimpyismyname: you cant answer
stimpyismyname: cause YOURE the fag
stimpyismyname: fag
DeadOrAlive60: you kept on telling me how your dsick was so your te fag
stimpyismyname: …..what?
DeadOrAlive60: yep
stimpyismyname: u said u were playing with your boner
stimpyismyname: first words
DeadOrAlive60: you asked me wat was i doing so i told you
stimpyismyname: i said whats up
stimpyismyname: its a greeting
stimpyismyname: i dont actually want you tyo tell me
stimpyismyname: just say” nothing”
stimpyismyname: or “im bored”
stimpyismyname: whyd u im me
DeadOrAlive60: well i want to chat with you okay so since we have already started why dont we just keep on chating?
stimpyismyname: well okay then
stimpyismyname: pick a new topic besides boners
stimpyismyname: like, “when investing, sometimes you need to step outside of the box- better yet, outside of the country”
DeadOrAlive60: why?
stimpyismyname: cause
stimpyismyname: its sound advice
DeadOrAlive60: well i want to talk about sex and things like that
stimpyismyname: o……..k
stimpyismyname: u like to masterbate?
stimpyismyname: guess so
DeadOrAlive60: yeah do you?
stimpyismyname: i told u i am right now
stimpyismyname: with the mouse cord
DeadOrAlive60: so your dick is 5 inches long
stimpyismyname: sometimes my priter gets jammed with stuff other than paper
DeadOrAlive60: with wat
stimpyismyname: my DICK
stimpyismyname: you fool
DeadOrAlive60: well is it smooth
stimpyismyname: the…printer?
stimpyismyname: i guess
stimpyismyname: in some spots
DeadOrAlive60: well is it 5 inches long?
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: 5 inches into your dog
DeadOrAlive60: how long is it exactly
stimpyismyname: i told u
stimpyismyname: its like those balloons from those elastic plastic commercials
stimpyismyname: itcan get as big as i see fit
stimpyismyname: and you can poke it with a fork!
DeadOrAlive60: yeah right
stimpyismyname: well
stimpyismyname: you dont have to believe me
stimpyismyname: wanna have a financial marriage?
stimpyismyname: im not serious
stimpyismyname: i wouldnt marry you
DeadOrAlive60: why
stimpyismyname: even if it was for financial reasons
stimpyismyname: cause ur a FAG
DeadOrAlive60: why not
DeadOrAlive60: your the fag
stimpyismyname: no YOURE the fag
DeadOrAlive60: youre the fag
stimpyismyname: nope
DeadOrAlive60: we are both fags
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: except me
DeadOrAlive60: well ask me some questions about my sex since i already asked you
stimpyismyname: uhh…
stimpyismyname: have you ever raped anyone
DeadOrAlive60: no
stimpyismyname: how about animals
DeadOrAlive60: yeah
stimpyismyname: what kind
stimpyismyname: a dog, right?
stimpyismyname: of a bird
DeadOrAlive60: yep
DeadOrAlive60: a dog
stimpyismyname: you raped your bird YOU BASTARD
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i see
stimpyismyname: thats okay
stimpyismyname: they like it
DeadOrAlive60: yeah he liked it
stimpyismyname: was it you dog?
DeadOrAlive60: yeah
stimpyismyname: i meant you r dog
stimpyismyname: your dog
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: yeah
stimpyismyname: great
DeadOrAlive60: yep
stimpyismyname: is it scared of you
stimpyismyname: now
DeadOrAlive60: no
stimpyismyname: really
DeadOrAlive60: yep
stimpyismyname: it likes you better
DeadOrAlive60: a lot
stimpyismyname: will it eat out of your ass/
DeadOrAlive60: yeah and it will lik my dick
stimpyismyname: great
stimpyismyname: easier than washing it
stimpyismyname: yourself
DeadOrAlive60: yrp i fucked him one day wen i was horny and i sucked his dick then the next day he fuc ked me
stimpyismyname: youre a sick bastard
DeadOrAlive60: wat do you mean
stimpyismyname: nothing
stimpyismyname: i meant no offense
DeadOrAlive60: why am i a sick bastard?
stimpyismyname: no reason
stimpyismyname: i was talking to someone else
DeadOrAlive60: okay but did you read about wat i did to him and wat he did to me?
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: do you like to play with legos
DeadOrAlive60: no why
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: theyre fun to play with sometimes
DeadOrAlive60: well do you think it is good wat i did to the dog
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: heres a trick i learned though
stimpyismyname: get a corn dog
DeadOrAlive60: wen i went to suck his dick he was hard as can be
stimpyismyname: cover it in mustard
stimpyismyname: stick IT in first
stimpyismyname: then you have some nice lubricant
stimpyismyname: and it tastes goood too
DeadOrAlive60: well the dogs dick was as haard as can be wen i was sucking it
stimpyismyname: whats your point
stimpyismyname: how do you get off to blowjobs
stimpyismyname: i thught you werent a fag
DeadOrAlive60: that he had a big dick and i sucked him good and he cum a lot
DeadOrAlive60: i am not a fag
stimpyismyname: the first step is denial;
DeadOrAlive60: i am not a fag
DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am a fag
stimpyismyname: no reason
DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am
DeadOrAlive60: ?
DeadOrAlive60: ?
stimpyismyname: i dont know what ur talking about
stimpyismyname: wanna be a member of my site
DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am a fag?
DeadOrAlive60: wat site is it
DeadOrAlive60: ?
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
DeadOrAlive60: do you think i am a fag because i gave the dog a blowjob?
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: but im not judging you
stimpyismyname: thats for god to do
stimpyismyname: did you go to the site
DeadOrAlive60: well i am not becasue i am not going to let a dog lick my dick and make me cum and not do the same for him
DeadOrAlive60: if you give a man a blowjob it doesnt mean your gay it is only when you have sex
stimpyismyname: …right…
stimpyismyname: just goto te site
DeadOrAlive60: you ever had a blowjob before?
stimpyismyname: ..notby a man
DeadOrAlive60: by a woman?
stimpyismyname: did u go to the site
DeadOrAlive60: yes it is dumb answer my question
stimpyismyname: ur dumb
stimpyismyname: andu like getting blowjobs fron men
DeadOrAlive60: answer the question
stimpyismyname: yes
DeadOrAlive60: from men and women wat is the difference
stimpyismyname: one is gay
stimpyismyname: want to join the site
DeadOrAlive60: no it is not gay for a mna to give a mna a blowjob it is just plaing aroung it is gay if you have sex with another man it is in the bible that it is a sin ti have sex with another man
stimpyismyname: ok…..
stimpyismyname: you got some issues!
stimpyismyname: hahahaha!
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: u still there
stimpyismyname: u getting a blowjob from your dad or what
stimpyismyname: i thought u wanted to talk
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: bye