#6054: DeadOrAlive60 -> stimpyismyname

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series DeadOrAlive60: Gay Man or Myth?

DeadOrAlive60: hey

stimpyismyname: whats up

DeadOrAlive60: just plaing with my boner you?

stimpyismyname: yeah…

stimpyismyname: thats it….

DeadOrAlive60: you playing with yours too

stimpyismyname: yep

DeadOrAlive60: ?

DeadOrAlive60: cool

stimpyismyname: i wrap it up in the mouse cord

DeadOrAlive60: well does it feel good

stimpyismyname: it hurts

stimpyismyname: but in a good way

DeadOrAlive60: well you lke pain

stimpyismyname: yeah

DeadOrAlive60: well you like pain?

stimpyismyname: i said yes you homo

DeadOrAlive60: well how big is it

DeadOrAlive60: ?

stimpyismyname: as big as your moms

stimpyismyname: …leg……

DeadOrAlive60: come on man tell me

stimpyismyname: 23

stimpyismyname: on a good day

DeadOrAlive60: for real man tell me

stimpyismyname: low humidity

stimpyismyname: brb

stimpyismyname: lemme check

DeadOrAlive60: just tell me

stimpyismyname: ahh….

stimpyismyname: cant tell

DeadOrAlive60: wat do you mean

stimpyismyname: between 30-35

stimpyismyname: it goes up and down

DeadOrAlive60: yeah right tell me how many inches

stimpyismyname: up…and down

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: i thought u meant pounds

stimpyismyname: thats why its so hard

stimpyismyname: ermmm

stimpyismyname: do you want the width?

stimpyismyname: cause mines wider that it is long

DeadOrAlive60: tell me how long it is then how wide it is

stimpyismyname: 5/7

DeadOrAlive60: 5 inches

stimpyismyname: yours

stimpyismyname: :-*

DeadOrAlive60: 7 inches

DeadOrAlive60: :-*

DeadOrAlive60: well

stimpyismyname: isnt that great

stimpyismyname: whyd you im me

stimpyismyname: fag

DeadOrAlive60: well i am not a fag

stimpyismyname: ..right…

DeadOrAlive60: you are the fag

stimpyismyname: how am i the fag

stimpyismyname: thats right

stimpyismyname: you cant answer

stimpyismyname: cause YOURE the fag

stimpyismyname: fag

DeadOrAlive60: you kept on telling me how your dsick was so your te fag

stimpyismyname: …..what?

DeadOrAlive60: yep

stimpyismyname: u said u were playing with your boner

stimpyismyname: first words

DeadOrAlive60: you asked me wat was i doing so i told you

stimpyismyname: i said whats up

stimpyismyname: its a greeting

stimpyismyname: i dont actually want you tyo tell me

stimpyismyname: just say” nothing”

stimpyismyname: or “im bored”

stimpyismyname: whyd u im me

DeadOrAlive60: well i want to chat with you okay so since we have already started why dont we just keep on chating?

stimpyismyname: well okay then

stimpyismyname: pick a new topic besides boners

stimpyismyname: like, “when investing, sometimes you need to step outside of the box- better yet, outside of the country”

DeadOrAlive60: why?

stimpyismyname: cause

stimpyismyname: its sound advice

DeadOrAlive60: well i want to talk about sex and things like that

stimpyismyname: o……..k

stimpyismyname: u like to masterbate?

stimpyismyname: guess so

DeadOrAlive60: yeah do you?

stimpyismyname: i told u i am right now

stimpyismyname: with the mouse cord

DeadOrAlive60: so your dick is 5 inches long

stimpyismyname: sometimes my priter gets jammed with stuff other than paper

DeadOrAlive60: with wat

stimpyismyname: my DICK

stimpyismyname: you fool

DeadOrAlive60: well is it smooth

stimpyismyname: the…printer?

stimpyismyname: i guess

stimpyismyname: in some spots

DeadOrAlive60: well is it 5 inches long?

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: 5 inches into your dog

DeadOrAlive60: how long is it exactly

stimpyismyname: i told u

stimpyismyname: its like those balloons from those elastic plastic commercials

stimpyismyname: itcan get as big as i see fit

stimpyismyname: and you can poke it with a fork!

DeadOrAlive60: yeah right

stimpyismyname: well

stimpyismyname: you dont have to believe me

stimpyismyname: wanna have a financial marriage?

stimpyismyname: im not serious

stimpyismyname: i wouldnt marry you

DeadOrAlive60: why

stimpyismyname: even if it was for financial reasons

stimpyismyname: cause ur a FAG

DeadOrAlive60: why not

DeadOrAlive60: your the fag

stimpyismyname: no YOURE the fag

DeadOrAlive60: youre the fag

stimpyismyname: nope

DeadOrAlive60: we are both fags

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: except me

DeadOrAlive60: well ask me some questions about my sex since i already asked you

stimpyismyname: uhh…

stimpyismyname: have you ever raped anyone

DeadOrAlive60: no

stimpyismyname: how about animals

DeadOrAlive60: yeah

stimpyismyname: what kind

stimpyismyname: a dog, right?

stimpyismyname: of a bird

DeadOrAlive60: yep

DeadOrAlive60: a dog

stimpyismyname: you raped your bird YOU BASTARD

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: i see

stimpyismyname: thats okay

stimpyismyname: they like it

DeadOrAlive60: yeah he liked it

stimpyismyname: was it you dog?

DeadOrAlive60: yeah

stimpyismyname: i meant you r dog

stimpyismyname: your dog

stimpyismyname: yeah

DeadOrAlive60: yeah

stimpyismyname: great

DeadOrAlive60: yep

stimpyismyname: is it scared of you

stimpyismyname: now

DeadOrAlive60: no

stimpyismyname: really

DeadOrAlive60: yep

stimpyismyname: it likes you better

DeadOrAlive60: a lot

stimpyismyname: will it eat out of your ass/

DeadOrAlive60: yeah and it will lik my dick

stimpyismyname: great

stimpyismyname: easier than washing it

stimpyismyname: yourself

DeadOrAlive60: yrp i fucked him one day wen i was horny and i sucked his dick then the next day he fuc ked me

stimpyismyname: youre a sick bastard

DeadOrAlive60: wat do you mean

stimpyismyname: nothing

stimpyismyname: i meant no offense

DeadOrAlive60: why am i a sick bastard?

stimpyismyname: no reason

stimpyismyname: i was talking to someone else

DeadOrAlive60: okay but did you read about wat i did to him and wat he did to me?

stimpyismyname: yes

stimpyismyname: do you like to play with legos

DeadOrAlive60: no why

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: theyre fun to play with sometimes

DeadOrAlive60: well do you think it is good wat i did to the dog

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: heres a trick i learned though

stimpyismyname: get a corn dog

DeadOrAlive60: wen i went to suck his dick he was hard as can be

stimpyismyname: cover it in mustard

stimpyismyname: stick IT in first

stimpyismyname: then you have some nice lubricant

stimpyismyname: and it tastes goood too

DeadOrAlive60: well the dogs dick was as haard as can be wen i was sucking it

stimpyismyname: whats your point

stimpyismyname: how do you get off to blowjobs

stimpyismyname: i thught you werent a fag

DeadOrAlive60: that he had a big dick and i sucked him good and he cum a lot

DeadOrAlive60: i am not a fag

stimpyismyname: the first step is denial;

DeadOrAlive60: i am not a fag

DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am a fag

stimpyismyname: no reason

DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am

DeadOrAlive60: ?

DeadOrAlive60: ?

stimpyismyname: i dont know what ur talking about

stimpyismyname: wanna be a member of my site

DeadOrAlive60: how do you think i am a fag?

DeadOrAlive60: wat site is it

DeadOrAlive60: ?

stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft

DeadOrAlive60: do you think i am a fag because i gave the dog a blowjob?

stimpyismyname: yes

stimpyismyname: but im not judging you

stimpyismyname: thats for god to do

stimpyismyname: did you go to the site

DeadOrAlive60: well i am not becasue i am not going to let a dog lick my dick and make me cum and not do the same for him

DeadOrAlive60: if you give a man a blowjob it doesnt mean your gay it is only when you have sex

stimpyismyname: …right…

stimpyismyname: just goto te site

DeadOrAlive60: you ever had a blowjob before?

stimpyismyname: ..notby a man

DeadOrAlive60: by a woman?

stimpyismyname: did u go to the site

DeadOrAlive60: yes it is dumb answer my question

stimpyismyname: ur dumb

stimpyismyname: andu like getting blowjobs fron men

DeadOrAlive60: answer the question

stimpyismyname: yes

DeadOrAlive60: from men and women wat is the difference

stimpyismyname: one is gay

stimpyismyname: want to join the site

DeadOrAlive60: no it is not gay for a mna to give a mna a blowjob it is just plaing aroung it is gay if you have sex with another man it is in the bible that it is a sin ti have sex with another man

stimpyismyname: ok…..

stimpyismyname: you got some issues!

stimpyismyname: hahahaha!

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: u still there

stimpyismyname: u getting a blowjob from your dad or what

stimpyismyname: i thought u wanted to talk

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: bye

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