“My neutered cat has a bigger wang than you.”
– Nose
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Quote #15598
“Would you like to go out with me. We can get naked, cover ourselves in peanut butter and stand in the woods. Or we could get pizza.”
– Nose
Quote #15597
“Get your boob out of my eye”
– Nose
Quote #15596
“Please don’t make me cut you”
– Nose
Quote #15595
“Your cheaper than an 8 dollar a day hooker.”
– Nose
Quote #15594
“That’s about as likely as me being surrounded by naked 300 pound woman on the set of Frasier while I’m eating a bowl of onions and bugs with my feet cut off and placed on a serving tray for a long dead egyptian king”
– Nose
Quote #15593
“My friend would like to buy your ass for a quarter”
– Nose
Quote #15592
“Stop licking my grandfather!”
– Nose
Quote #15591
“I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950’s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”
– Nose
Quote #15590
“slurpy”
– Nose
Quote #15589
“poop shaloop shama lama ding dong”
– Nose
Quote #15588
“Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey butt is good for the heart”
– Nose
Quote #15587
“My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, ‘no you don’t.'”
– Nose
Ibanez Guitars
Nose: Ibanez
(Nose pets the guitar he has in his hands)
Nose: beautiful, sleek….owned…by dave
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