B&D – Acronym. a term meaning “bondage and discipline”
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Announcing Squackle Land
My most recent project is called “Squackle Land” and I’ve been working quite a bit on it recently.
The concept behind it is to make it a compendium for all the weirdness that is Squackle. It’s meant to take all the “original” ideas of Squackle and create a world in which everything takes place in. It includes all the people, locations, terms, and others that I deem that apply to the idea.
Its using a default WordPress theme for now, but I will eventually change it, and make it something more alike The Monoverse‘s theme with different colors.
anthrax snow
anthrax snow – n. a type of snow that rains on a certain population. It is really just a huge amount of anthrax. The only cure to this is marshmallows.
azospermia
azospermia – n. a medical condition which constitutes the lack of sperm in the ejaculate.
avisodomy
avisodomy – n. the act of having sex with a bird
autosadism
autosadism – n. sexual arousal from inflicting pain on oneself
autopederasty
autopederasty – n. the act of inserting one’s own penis into their anus.
autogynephilia
autogynephilia – n. sexual arousal from cross dressing
autofellatio
autofellatio – v. to perform oral sex on one’s own penis
autoeroticism
autoeroticism – n. self-stimulation of the genitals or other areas of the body for the purpose of sexual gratification. This is basically a more intense form of masturbation.
autoerotic asphyxia
autoerotic asphyxia – n. self-strangulation for the purpose of sexual arousal.
kinosirco
kinosirco – v. to go around and collect random stuff from random people in the hopes that they will one day become famous and sell it for a lot of money. Having a a huge vault in your house to help with this, as well as a camera to attach photos to the objects. It is a full-time endeavor.
Apple Live Chat #21331
• You are chatting with David J, an Apple Expert
David J: Hi, my name is David J. Welcome to Apple!
David J: Good evening!
davepoobond: Hello
David J: How may I assist you?
David J: Hello!
davepoobond: I was just clicking around and saw the Live Chat thing, but I think i may have already solved my own problem cause i opened an expresslane thing
davepoobond: my mouse’s mouse ball stopped working
davepoobond: and this is the second mouse im on, i have applecare and all
David J: I’m sorry to hear that.
David J: Did you rub the mouse button over a cleaning cloth? Sometimes that will clear it up.
davepoobond: i did, and in doing so the mouse ball seemed to start getting damaged
davepoobond: i see some stripping on the mouse ball
David J: It would still be covered under the Applecare plan if it is defective.
David J: You can continue on the express lane and contact AppleCare or call them tomorrow at 1800-275-2273
David J: 9-9 EST daily.
davepoobond: and i tried it after i cleaned it and the clicks dont seem to work either.
davepoobond: thank you, i’ll definitely call them tomorrow
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: do you have tips on how i can avoid this again with my next mouse, though?
David J: What operating system are you using?
davepoobond: mac
davepoobond: os x
David J: Tiger? Leopard? Snow Leopard?
davepoobond: Snow Leopard
David J: How much ram is your computer using?
davepoobond: 1 gig
David J: Here’s an interesting thing that happened with my mouse.
David J: I had the same problem with the trackball not working often. But when I upgraded to more ram in my computer, it works perfectly fine.
davepoobond: ah interesting
David J: Do you know if you can upgrade your ram?
davepoobond: yeah the apple book told me i could
David J: Go ahead and give AppleCare a call and see what they recommend. Then ask them about upgrading the ram to see if that can help.
davepoobond: will do. sounds like an awesome idea
David J: 1800-275-2273
David J: 9-9 EST daily.
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: yeah, just so that i know you’re not completely nuts, please just tell me you were joking about the ram thing
David J: Actually, no it worked!
David J: I upgraded from 2gb of ram to 8gb and my mouse no longer has trouble scrolling.
David J: Maybe it was just coincidental, but I haven’t had an issue with it at all!
davepoobond: i dont believe in coincidence. i belive in fate.
David J: Do you have an Apple store near you?
davepoobond: yeah
David J: You can take the mouse by the store and test it out and see if it works with more ram!
David J: If not, then let the store take a look at it and see if it is defective and in need of being replaced.
David J: They can also show you how to clean it properly.
davepoobond: awesome, sounds like a plan.
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: No, thank you, i appreciate your help.
David J: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
Fan Mail #21330
Submitted through the Other submission form.
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This form was submitted: Feb 25 2004 / 15:18:12
name = Midget Toser#13
type = Thanks
title = You guys rock
submission = I just wanted to say thanks to everyone involved with the website. I was beging to think their wasn’t a place on the internet for people like me {Crazier than a sh$t house rat}. So keep up the goood work.
Fan Mail #21329
Submitted through the Quicky joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Feb 11 2004 / 15:15:52
name = castratetheniggersfeedthejewswithniggerballs
qjoke = hey, whats up, just checkin out the sight…good work, my friends. good woork, indeed.
–Chuck