CBT – Acronym. acronym for “cock and ball torture.”
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CBJ
CBJ – Acronym. acronym for “covered blowjob.” Describes a blowjob while wearing a condom.
David From Rad Books Galore
Hello everyone!!! I am David from Rad Books Galore, and I am here to tell you about one of the totally cool books we have at Rad Books Galore.
It’s called 20,00 Leagues under the sea by Jules Verne, and if you have never heard this title before, anywhere……I don’t know what to tell you.
Anyway the year was 1886 when this book started to tell it’s story. Well it has this boring beginning and our 2 guys at Rad Books Galore in the back room are still arguing about the beginning of the story so I said I wouldn’t say anything about that boring part. I said that only so they wouldn’t get in my face.
Well anyway the main part of the story is when a giant squid attacks a submarine and makes it sink. You’re going to have to read it to find out what happened to them. If you’re still not bribed…I mean interested in buying or reading this book I’ll read you a paragraph or so in the first chapter.
(take book and read page 1 until end of third paragraph)
Now if you aren’t interested to read this book no one is going to force you unless of course they have a gun to your head. Next time (if there is a next time) I will tell you about one of my most favorite books of all time…How To Get Out Of Book Reports Due Tomorrow.
WoW Chat #21714: Cardrek -> davepoobond
In trade I was trying to sell stuff:
[2] [davepoobond]: WTS [Comfortable Insoles] only 10g each!
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Cardrek: wat do they do
davepoobond: make you jellin like a felon
Cardrek: i woulda bought em if u didnt attempt that pathetic ryme
davepoobond: its from a commercial
Cardrek: its gross
davepoobond: wat
Quote #21634
“Oh baby i’m rubbing my spacebar keep moving your mouse oh yah baby here i go i’m gonna download all over my key board here it goes uhhhhh say my name baby ……”
– on a girl’s dating profile
Subsections are Now Categories
If you’re trying to get a tag that is no longer there, I’ve moved a lot of the tags to categories.
If you’re trying to get to something that was once a tag, this is how you can get to the new category:
in the URL, switch out “/tag/” with “/cat/” and you should be able to hit up the new category and get to the right section you’re trying to get to.
I upgraded all the subsections I was using as tags into categories because that way I can actually keep track of what is actually being used as a category/subsection. If I forgot some, they’ll be converted eventually as well.
WoW Chat #21630
During a raid, Elementen was demanding to buy some Volatile Waters out of the guild bank…
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[G] [Elementen]: Ok, so i cant buy somethign out of the gabnk that means nothing cause your over 200k in there and i ask why and i get no reply. ther is no voltile water in the AH so i thought you all would help out a guildy.
[G] [Vongimi]: let me check to see if i have some water
[G] [Unclechu]: who are you?
[G] [davepoobond]: ^
[G] [Elementen]: Im a guildy!
[G] [Unclechu]: i dont know what that means
[G] [davepoobond]: thats worse
[G] [Unclechu]: setarial?
[G] [davepoobond]: than anything else
[G] [Elementen]: yeah
[G] [davepoobond]: you could be
[G] [Unclechu]: is that your main?
[G] [Elementen]: alt
[G] [Unclechu]: are you a social?
[G] [Elementen]: yes
[G] [Unclechu]: who do you know?
[G] [Elementen]: i apped and was invited by Graiff
[G] [Unclechu]: well, then ask graiff for the water
[G] [Unclechu]: case closed
[G] [Rev]: they’re doing a raid right now
[G] [Rev]: so
[G] [Vongimi]: graiff hates people though
[G] [Elementen]: I have i got no answere but i see he is in raid
[G] [Rev:]: that’s most likely the reason you aren’t getting an answer
[G] [Korrigan]: no shit he does
[G] [Unclechu]: hes probably yelling at someone
[G] [Gloworm]: why dont you ask trade chat
[G] [Vongimi]: no water on this guy either…
[G] [Elementen]: because im guild but yes i can ask trade
[G] [Battle]: trade chat is full of pleasant individuals with whom to have meaningful conversations
[G] [Elementen]: lawl
[G] [Gloworm]: I think you misunderstand the guild you’re in
[G] [Vongimi]: gah i swear i had some
[G] [Vongimi]: let me check my rogue
[G] [Elementen]: I know im in a very respected raiding guild like server 5 but i didnt know that meant you didnt take care of your lower socials
[G] [Vongimi]: GAH
[G] [Vongimi]: cant find these waters
[G] [Vongimi]: i think i sold them >.<
[G] [Rev]: it’s not an issue of not taking care
[G] [Gloworm]: the stuff in the bank is for main raiders
[G] [Rev:]: for all any of us know those waters are gonna be used for something
[G] [Vongimi]: how many do you need?
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Elementen has left the guild.
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[G] [Deek]: hahaha
[G] [Rev]: ahahahahahahaahaha
[G] [Gloworm]: lol……..
[G] [Vongimi]: wow i was trying to help him…
[G] [davepoobond]: what a fucking fucker
[G] [Gloworm]: i looked in my banks and stuff =/
[G] [Rev]: where’s the sense of entitlement come from?
[G] [Gloworm]: i dont even remember what those look like
[G] [Rev]: love it!
[G] [Gloworm]: was that his alt or friend?
[G] [Murmandamos]: who gives waters to socials
[G] [Deek]: his note was “social – forever alone”
[G] [Murmandamos]: hell i didn’t even know they gave that shit to anyone
[G] [davepoobond]: nobody knows who the hell he is
[G] [Vongimi]: hes not online anymore
[G] [Gloworm]: whelp
[G] [Gloworm]: post them on the AH for sky high prices and profit?
[G] [Deek]: well i put some one the ah for him
[G] [Deek]: maybe he wants them for 100g
[G] [Deek]: a piece
[G] [Gloworm]: makes me want to go farm some
[G] [Unclechu]: was that guy a transfer?
[G] [Unclechu]: bad beato
[G] [Gloworm]: ick, when did gem prices go up so much
[G] [Vongimi]: patch 😛
[G] [Gloworm]: fffuuuu why
[G] [Catheriana]: tron touched himself and then all the sudden prices trippled
[G] [Gloworm]: T^T
WoW Chat #21629
[2] [Zdettz]: looking for arean prtner
[2] [Varrah]: ^ and a dictionary
[2] [davepoobond]: looking for aryan partner
[2] [davepoobond]: or is it aryan printer
[2] [Soultorn]: bald white guy lf 2s…
[2] [Lockdots]: lol
[2] [Lilnuggie]: afro black guy lf 2
[2] [Soultorn]: GET HIM!!!
[2] [Lockdots]: swastika preferable?
[2] [Soultorn]: preferred but not required
WoW Chat #21628: davepoobond -> Xonthebeach
Xonthebeach was spamming in trade to whisper “Zathwiker” for free gold.
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davepoobond: can i have gold
davepoobond: can i have gold
Xonthebeach: pst zathwiker
davepoobond: who is that
Xonthebeach: hes giving gold
davepoobond: cant you just give me gold
Xonthebeach: no
Xonthebeach: wish i could tho man 🙁
davepoobond: why not
Xonthebeach: gotta support the family
Xonthebeach: hard times.
davepoobond: how do you get a family
Xonthebeach: well
Xonthebeach: are u sitting down?
Xonthebeach: its a long story
davepoobond: ok i have all day
Xonthebeach: k
Xonthebeach: well, it started back in 1096
Xonthebeach: 1986*
Xonthebeach: i was born
Xonthebeach: i was conceived by Chilo
davepoobond: is that before or after Tom and Huck?
Xonthebeach: he’s in your guild
Xonthebeach: probably after
Xonthebeach: Chilo should know
Xonthebeach: hes my biological father
davepoobond: go on
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: Chilo was a great father
Xonthebeach: but then i grew up
davepoobond: like jesus?
Xonthebeach: and met a female
Xonthebeach: better than Jesus
davepoobond: female jesus?
Xonthebeach: we fell in love, and startd a family
Xonthebeach: i was a blue collar worker
davepoobond: with jesus?
Xonthebeach: then the recession hit
davepoobond: is that before or after postmodernism?
Xonthebeach: after
Xonthebeach: this is during the time of the hipsters
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: recession hit, and raid boss werent getting killed, so my funds went low “(
Xonthebeach: so theres my shitty story.
davepoobond: but can i have gold?
Xonthebeach: im sorry, i cant spare a copper
Xonthebeach: see im also a Jew/
davepoobond: why
Xonthebeach: i have the nose
davepoobond: you know what they say right
davepoobond: the nose knows
Xonthebeach: lul
Xonthebeach: haha that shit made me laugh
Xonthebeach: can we be friends?
davepoobond: sure
Xonthebeach: im also drunk atm
Xonthebeach: tell chilo i said hi 🙂
Xonthebeach: he was my old GM
Xonthebeach: on our old server
davepoobond: will do
WoW Chat #21627: Zarghon -> davepoobond
Zarghon: can i hav 100g for mount plz
Zarghon: its my bday!!
davepoobond: plz bro i need 5g
davepoobond: i need to get epic flying, plz bro
Zarghon: haah verry funny
davepoobond: come onnnnnnn man
Zarghon: ur lying
davepoobond: plz bro plz
davepoobond: i need 5g man
Zarghon: watvr ill plzy ur game
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He trades me 5 gold.
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davepoobond: thx man
Zarghon: ya ya very funny
WoW Chat #21626
[2] [davepoobond]: good idea or bad idea: shaving my feet
[2] [Duelostar]: good, just dont press down to hard
[2] [Dozr]: Nair stupid
[2] [Duelostar]: if you cut yourself it’ll be painful and it’ll probably get infected
[2] [davepoobond]: is it weird if i shave my foot hair and then sprinkle it on my nutsack to make it look like i have hairy balls
[2] [Cupp]: no not at all
[2] [Excerion]: no
[2] [Cupp]: you do that too?
[2] [davepoobond]: not yet
[2] [Azzrael]: as long as it’s your hair, i say go for it
[2] [Darnate]: I say shave your butt next time
[2] [Furrywarriar]: lol
[2] [davepoobond]: ok i did it, its so cool
WoW Chat #21625: davepoobond -> Dogooder
davepoobond: give me free gold
davepoobond: hello? are you giving gold
Dogooder: comment ca va?
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: are you there?
Dogooder: est tu?
davepoobond: como se dice give me free gold
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: hello?
WoW Chat #21624: davepoobond -> Dfang
In Stranglethorn Vale, we were about to fight for the Gurubashi Arena Trinket…
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davepoobond: guess we’re fightin for the trinket?
Dfang: guess so
Dfang: gonna smash his face into the ground
davepoobond: who
Dfang: lol mt
davepoobond: right
Dfang: yeah i fail
WoW Chat #21623: Alorgantari -> davepoobond
I was selling shitty, incomplete, gray sets with no stats on them in trade chat.
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Alorgantari: got any leather?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: [Frozen Leather Helmet] [Frozen Shoulderpads]
davepoobond: [Frozen Armor] [Frozen Bracers]
davepoobond: [Frozen Belt] [Frozen Pants]
davepoobond: [Frozen Boots]
davepoobond: missing 1 piece, so its 50g
Alorgantari: looks lame lol
davepoobond: thats the point 😉
davepoobond: thats the point 😉
Alorgantari: 5g
Alorgantari: deal or no deal
davepoobond: no deal, sorry id rather vendor lol
Alorgantari: lol
davepoobond: tryin to trick a trickster
davepoobond: will get you nowhere fast
Alorgantari: lol
Alorgantari: im the trickest
Alorgantari: u got nothin on my beerz
davepoobond: sorry but your terrible grammar and spelling eludes me from understanding your point
WoW Chat #21622: Aggo -> davepoobond
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
davepoobond: who are you
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: why are you on my computer
Aggo: because i love you
davepoobond: i am sorry but i do not illicit emotion
davepoobond: please retry input
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: Hello, Kenny Rogers. I am Fron.
davepoobond: Awaiting user input…
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.
Aggo: Error Message 535: Windows has shut down to prevent further damage to your computer.
davepoobond: I do not recognize that error, I am sorry.
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.