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#6189: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA
davepoobond: moo
BALTAUR SAMA: NO! The cow of death!
davepoobond: yes! it is I
BALTAUR SAMA: iie!
davepoobond: ::chases after you::
BALTAUR SAMA: ::Runs::
BALTAUR SAMA: HAHAHA! Cows cannot match my speed!
davepoobond: ::jumps over the moon::
davepoobond: yes i can! i’m the cow of death
BALTAUR SAMA: ::Cannot see the moon::
davepoobond: ::lands on you:: ahahah
BALTAUR SAMA: ::Dead::
#6188: davepoobond -> Lil Angel Gurl
davepoobond: guess who
Lil Angel Gurl: uH..
Lil Angel Gurl: yOoH?
davepoobond: yes.
davepoobond: you got it.
Lil Angel Gurl: oK
#6187: GangSexJessica -> davepoobond
GangSexJessica: FREE XXX ACTION!!
Gang Sex, College Cheerleaders, Spicy Hot Teens, WWF Nude Women, Girl Ranch, Baywatch’s Carmen and Pamela, Latina Heat, Ebony
davepoobond: OH OOH OOOOOOHHHH BOYYYYYY
#6186: davepoobond -> sparklypinkfairy
davepoobond: moo.
sparklypinkfairy: hey
davepoobond: hi
sparklypinkfairy: sorry i cant read anything you’re writing
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: why not?
sparklypinkfairy: my ims not working
sparklypinkfairy: ttyl k
davepoobond: then how’d you answer my question?
sparklypinkfairy: all i see is a blank im box
davepoobond: sureee ya do
davepoobond: heh.
sparklypinkfairy: lets see
sparklypinkfairy: still not working
sparklypinkfairy: lemme try to restart
davepoobond: heh ok
#6185: Marha -> davepoobond
Marha: Who are you?
Marha: King Kong?
davepoobond: dave
Marha: okay
Marha: I don’t know you.
Marha: So
Marha: Goodbye.
Marha: 😀
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: you do now
davepoobond: you know my name so you know me
Marha: That’s like…a phrase I’d hear in a horror movie.
Marha: *rasp* “YOU DO, NOW.”
davepoobond: heh
Marha: Do you go to TCHS?
davepoobond: no
Marha: I thought so.
Marha: San Marino?
davepoobond: no
Marha: Where?
Marha: No school at all?
davepoobond: a city
Marha: Hobo Institute of Higher Learning?
davepoobond: yes…..
davepoobond: thats where i go
davepoobond: its a nice place
davepoobond: it has a peeing section in the pool
Marha: whoa
Marha: that’s a little too classy for me
davepoobond: hell yeh. only top top toppers get to go there
Marha: I’m not sure I can handle the pressure.
davepoobond: guess what
davepoobond: they feed us chlorine infested food
davepoobond: they switched it around.
davepoobond: they were supposed to pee on the food, and put chlorine in the water
Marha: ohhhh
davepoobond: but after 3 years, they didnt think it would matter anymore
Marha: yeah
Marha: they’ll do that to you
Marha: so? my best friend is Moldy McCheese.
Marha: I bet you don’t get coo friends like that.
davepoobond: the person that made my pencil is famous
davepoobond: his name is “Sharpy Sharpy McSharp Sharp”
Marha: oh
Marha: well
#6184: sarahgirl1136 -> davepoobond
sarahgirl1136:
hi my name is sarah, and i’m in college. My friend Megan and I are looking for a new special friend on the internet. to find out more about us, visit our website by clicking here NUDE pictures included =)
davepoobond: CAN WE PLEASE BE FRIENDS
davepoobond: I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND
davepoobond: where can i sign up to be one of these guys that go around and IM people like me?
#6183: GreenLantern -> davepoobond
GreenLantern: hi
GreenLantern: sorry i got booted
davepoobond: ok
GreenLantern: so are u a Green Lantern?
davepoobond: sure,
GreenLantern: i dont see your ring
davepoobond: oops. i forgot it
davepoobond: let me put it on
GreenLantern: oh man………
GreenLantern: pleaz never take it off
GreenLantern: do u kno how to use your ring?
davepoobond: yep.
davepoobond: ::puts it on:: boo boo! ::shoots lasers out of it::
GreenLantern: would u like to join my friends Green Lantern rpg?
GreenLantern: ::shields::
yeah thats nice
davepoobond: sure
GreenLantern: ok
GreenLantern: whats you name?
GreenLantern: your*
davepoobond: Dave
GreenLantern: ok
GreenLantern: ok do u kno what to do when i do this?
GreenLantern: ::makes a pak of dogs::
GreenLantern: ::they all attack him::
davepoobond: ::makes a pack of mountain lions::
davepoobond: ::they all attack them::
GreenLantern: ::they dissolve::
GreenLantern: good
davepoobond: yay
GreenLantern: ::creates a giant tiger::
GreenLantern: ::it attacks::
davepoobond: ::creats a nerd in glasses::
davepoobond: YOU WOULDNT HURT A GUY IN GLASSES, WOULD YOU?
GreenLantern: ::creates a game show host::
GreenLantern: thats incorrect
davepoobond: AHH!!!!
davepoobond: ::kills the game show host with a giant fist that comes out of the ring::
GreenLantern: ill be watching u
GreenLantern: ::flies away::
davepoobond: why?
GreenLantern: ::a big boxing glove hammers him into the ground::
GreenLantern: ::laughs::
davepoobond: oh nooooooo
davepoobond: ::farts and blows up::
#6182: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba
davepoobond: loser
Blind Bubba: shut up stupid
davepoobond: no
Blind Bubba: your stupid
davepoobond: no
Blind Bubba: your proving your stupity with every “no”
davepoobond: no
#6181: Blind Bubba -> davepoobond
Blind Bubba: HUZZAH
davepoobond: HOO HA!
davepoobond: how’s it been jelly bean?
Blind Bubba: im doing the goddamn fuckin math
Blind Bubba: I FIGURED IT OUT BIOATCH
davepoobond: damn you ::yawn::
davepoobond: i did it all in half an hour
davepoobond: so ha
Blind Bubba: YIPPEY KAY FUCKING AYE
Blind Bubba: WHAT THE HEL
Blind Bubba: THE ANSWERS ARENT HERE
davepoobond: heh
Blind Bubba: i even didi it in an algebra calculator
Blind Bubba: then a graphing calculator
Blind Bubba: AND THE ANSWER AINT HERE
davepoobond: thats your problem
Blind Bubba: yea stfu
Blind Bubba: i wasnt talking to u
Blind Bubba: wrong IM box
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: took a while
Blind Bubba: I was leading you on
davepoobond: sureeeeeee ya were
Blind Bubba: see, I made you say that
Blind Bubba: I manipulated the conversation so you would say those exact words
davepoobond: and you made me say this too?
davepoobond: OOGA BOOGA PIZZA HUT!
davepoobond: how about that?
Blind Bubba: bah
davepoobond: gtg bye
Blind Bubba: I curse the malformed sperm that somehow beat out all the healthy ones and created you in some horrible genetic accident
Blind Bubba: HA!
davepoobond: see you at summer school ::snicker::
Blind Bubba: HA!
#6180: davepoobond -> Angelkisses
I got a piece of junk mail that had some other people’s e-mail addresses in it, so I checked to see if any were on, and IMd the only one that was.
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davepoobond: dont you just hate junk mail?
davepoobond: i got the same stupid mail you got. ain’t that amazing?
davepoobond: i think its supposed to be a sign
AngelKisses: ok
davepoobond: i’m glad you agree
#6179: chocotaco -> davepoobond
chocotaco: hi. bye.
davepoobond: who the
chocotaco: who are you?
davepoobond: who are YOU
davepoobond: you IMd me
chocotaco: no u did
chocotaco: along time ago
chocotaco: so i added u ot the bl
davepoobond: no i didnt
chocotaco: ot = to
chocotaco: uh huh
davepoobond: what’d i say?
chocotaco: nutin
chocotaco: ur kinda wierd
davepoobond: how so
chocotaco: u said wierd shit fool
chocotaco: so wuts ur name?
davepoobond: when was this!
davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about
chocotaco: back int he day
chocotaco: maybe 4 months
davepoobond: he he he hell no…i didnt IM you…..its this sn “i” IMd you from?
chocotaco: wtf
chocotaco: yah
davepoobond: what type of stuff was i saying?
chocotaco: i dont remember
davepoobond: ok whatever.
davepoobond: whats your name
chocotaco: wtf is ur name?
davepoobond: wtf is ur name!
chocotaco: they call me romo
davepoobond: tony roma?
chocotaco: no
chocotaco: danny romo
chocotaco: with an “O”
davepoobond: danny tambarelli?
chocotaco: ^
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i understand now
chocotaco: alrite…
chocotaco: and ur name?
davepoobond: dave
chocotaco: dave?
davepoobond: yes, dave. you got a problem jack? better hit the road. dont come back no mo’ no mo’ no mo’
davepoobond: sorry. had to add in the last part
davepoobond: ahhaahha!
davepoobond: its not my fault my parents named me that
chocotaco: sorrie to hear that..
davepoobond: dont be sorry
davepoobond: do something about it
davepoobond: donate to my fund
chocotaco: no thanx
chocotaco: not into that kind shit
davepoobond: i’m the guy that goes around to grocery stores and collects the money in the “give a child a home foundation” box shit
davepoobond: and i keep the money for myself
chocotaco: thats fucked up
davepoobond: those kids on there, are my neighbors
davepoobond: i payed them 5 bucks each
chocotaco: ohh
davepoobond: prior to that
chocotaco: then thats okay
davepoobond: and then they went and bought mud
chocotaco: mud
chocotaco: wtf
davepoobond: and spread it all over themselves to make themselves look dirty and unbathed-like
chocotaco: was it homogonized mud?
davepoobond: then i took a picture of them, in different groups
davepoobond: i dont know. they bought it
chocotaco: uh huh
davepoobond: and i gave the pictures to all the grocery stores, and told them to get little plastic boxes
davepoobond: so that people can put money in there
davepoobond: my earnings have come out to $23,018.01 so far
davepoobond: pretty cool huh?
chocotaco: i guess
davepoobond: have you got any scams you’re the head cheese of?
chocotaco: nope
davepoobond: i’m starting to run out of pictures to give. i need new ones, and the police are on my ass now, for having children being pictured without their parents consent
davepoobond: do you have any cute-looking little kids near your house?
davepoobond: so you can take pictures of them, with torn shirts and etc.
davepoobond: and give them to me?
chocotaco: nope
davepoobond: damn. you’re in a boring town
davepoobond: dont you have anything to talk about?
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#6178: davepoobond -> Escalade
davepoobond: whats up fruitcake?
Escalade: huh ?
davepoobond: dude.
davepoobond: fruitcakes are tasty
Escalade: WHO are you ?
davepoobond: i’m JAR JAR BINKS
davepoobond: i believe you’ve heard of me?
Escalade: go away
davepoobond: i’ve been in many-a-starring roles
davepoobond: mesa good guy
Escalade: WHAT ?
davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT!
davepoobond: I BE JAR JAR BINKS
davepoobond: MESA JAR JAR BINKS
davepoobond: TU COMES TUS PANTALONES?
davepoobond: look here, Mr. Smarty Pantaloneees. i dont like your attitude
Escalade: im blocking you…
Escalade: bye bye
davepoobond: NO!
davepoobond: DONT
davepoobond: I’LL BE GOOD
Escalade: whoARE YOU??
davepoobond: jar jar
Escalade: you have 3 seconds to answer
Escalade: one
Escalade: two
Escalade: three
davepoobond: ok ok
davepoobond: i’ll tell you
davepoobond: my name is John
Escalade: john.. who ?
davepoobond: Johnathon Rabbit
Escalade: very funny
Escalade: im really blocking you
davepoobond: i’m the brother of Peter Rabbit!
Escalade: bye
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOO
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOO
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Escalade: too badd
Escalade: your gone
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOO
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Escalade: see ya
davepoobond: NO
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello?
Escalade: hahaha… your on the list
davepoobond: oh no!
Escalade: and im about to hit save
davepoobond: please take me off!
Escalade: hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
davepoobond: i’m sorry!
davepoobond: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Escalade: later fatso
davepoobond: (not really)
Escalade: who are you ?
davepoobond: Fatso
Escalade: sorry but im not playing games
Escalade: so seee ya
Escalade signed off at 2:02:19 PM.
davepoobond: nooooooooo
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#6177: davepoobond -> Lumpy
davepoobond: do anything illegal lately?
Lumpy: I stole a car set it on fire and sold illegal drugs….. you?
davepoobond: i drove a car into the Mississippi, watching it flow away
davepoobond: stole a bum’s grapes
davepoobond: and shot people with a shotgun full of grapes
davepoobond: and made a guy on a bike slam into a pole
Lumpy: cool
Lumpy: I wne to scoutland and opened a beer in front of a cow
Lumpy: went*
Lumpy: which is illegal over there
davepoobond: i milked a cow, then i shot it
davepoobond: and i ran naked through the fields
Lumpy: I run naked through rush hour
davepoobond: i poop on cars, while the people are still in them
Lumpy: cool
#6176: davepoobond -> blowthetoad
davepoobond: boo
blowthetoad: AH!