mondrego – n. a fruit flavored potato/potato product
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monjigo
monjigo – n. head interrupted by a cell phone call
champsporre
champsporre – adj. to have been born without an anus
cityof
cityof – n. a girl that has a gay boyfriend
nigro
nigro – n. a blind seeing-eye dog
medmoy
medmoy – n. a car that has speakers so loud it makes other car’s alarms go off
funderburke
funderburke – n. a whistle compass light keychain. It costs $2.50 to replace the small batteries in it, and you have to send it back to the manufacturer for them to replace it.
surftard
surftard – n. a retarded surfer
halejew
halejew – adj. to like ice cream, scented candles, and tennis. You also believe your parents love you and you value honesty and truth.
abusubaiba
abusubaiba – v. to write literature from the grave.
Ex. You mean to tell me 90 year old, dead Uncle Ben abusubaibaed the new Stephen King novel?
tosmen
tosmen – n. the official lollipop of a national sports league
sotnem
sotnem – n. the official deodorant of a national sports league
negative zero
negative zero (-0) – n. defined by the equation (0 + 0/0)(0 – 0/0). Completely useless, unless you want to describe something non-existent in numbers.
Ex. There are -0 people with the new Britney Spears album.
poosterior
poosterior – n. an ass with poo on it or in it.
Ex. Look at her poosterior!
fart-n-reload
fart-n-reload – n. the kind of fart you have when you fart, and it feels like your stomach is reloading your bowels for another fart.
Ex. I just had a fart-n-reload, watch out!