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Joke #18315

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

TRAFFIC COP: “Why didn’t you stop when I blew my whistle?”

DRIVER: “I’m a little deaf.”

TRAFFIC COP: “Don’t worry, you’ll get your hearing tomorrow.”

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Tags: police, whistle

 

Quote #15867

Posted on January 18, 2011 by elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“wupa-”

::whistles::

– elmoisfurry

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Joke #13255

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the artist, James Whistler, say when he found his mother wasn’t sitting in her rocking chair?

A: “Hey, Mom, you’re off your rocker.”

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: artist, James Whistler, mother, rocking chair, whistle

 

funderburke

Posted on December 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

funderburke – n. a whistle compass light keychain.  It costs $2.50 to replace the small batteries in it, and you have to send it back to the manufacturer for them to replace it.

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pouer

Posted on December 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

pouer – v. to spin a whistle around your neck without using your hands

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doyan

Posted on August 9, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

doyan – n. an ass whistle

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Tags: ass, doyan, noun, whistle

 

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