TRAFFIC COP: “Why didn’t you stop when I blew my whistle?”
DRIVER: “I’m a little deaf.”
TRAFFIC COP: “Don’t worry, you’ll get your hearing tomorrow.”
Posts tagged with 'whistle'
Quote #15867
“wupa-”
::whistles::
– elmoisfurry
Joke #13255
Q: What did the artist, James Whistler, say when he found his mother wasn’t sitting in her rocking chair?
A: “Hey, Mom, you’re off your rocker.”
funderburke
funderburke – n. a whistle compass light keychain. It costs $2.50 to replace the small batteries in it, and you have to send it back to the manufacturer for them to replace it.
pouer
pouer – v. to spin a whistle around your neck without using your hands
doyan
doyan – n. an ass whistle