park ranger – n. someone who hangs out with idols like Yogi Bear, Booboo Bear, Wally Gator, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw and others, chasing them around, trying to get picnic baskets back
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bus driver
bus driver – n. someone who zooms past bus stops while laughing at people waiting for them
taxi driver
taxi driver – n. someone who drives people around and is a complete ass about it
cashier
cashier – n. someone who takes your money and plays with a cash register
Joke #10664
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Joke #10663
Q: Did you hear about the unique platypus?
A: He was unlike all the otters.
Joke #10662
Q: How do geologists like their scotch?
A: On the rocks.
Joke #10661
Learning new computer skills can be a challenge. An office manager in my software training class, taking nothing for granted, jotted down every word I said.
During a break I peeked over his shoulder and read what he’d written… “New Computer Training–password is first name. Mine is ‘Bob’.”
Joke #10660
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”
“Sure.”
So Joe takes out a picture.
“What are you talking about?” Bill says, “That’s not your aunt! That’s a picture of a fish!”
Joe responds, “Well, sure it is… It’s my aunt Chovy!”
madiasotto
madiasotto – v. to spend 5000 dollars on a sound
ujalirmod
ujalirmod – v. to shit yourself to tears
chypyg
chypyg – n. a basketball game played by zombies
carppa
carppa – n. a zombie that drinks Gatorade
Zombienet
Zombienet – n. an alternate Internet that is created by slow, stupid, idiotic numbnuts that has speeds of less than 20 kb/s. Has lots of information on zombie recipes as well as the dry food selection at Target stores in Orange County in California
Zombie Land
Zombie Land – n. an area in which Zombies have created a peaceful society that moves at the pace of the general zombie inhabitants. Of course it all goes to shit once humans come by because they freak out and start shooting everyone in the head like the assholes they are. Those fucking douchebag humans.