Friend: Is that your brother?
Sister: Yes.
Friend: He’s very short, isn’t he?
Sister: Well, he’s only my half brother!
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Joke #11407
Mother: Why aren’t you eating your dinner?
Jim: I’m waiting for the mustard to cool off!
Joke #11406
Sue: Try some of my sponge cake, Dad.
Father: Umm, it’s a bit tough, Susie.
Sue: I don’t understand why. I made it with a really fresh sponge!
Joke #11405
Q: If your neighbor’s rooster comes onto your property and lays an egg in your garden, who owns the egg?
A: Nobody. Roosters can’t lay eggs.
Joke #11404
Laurie: Our dog is lost!
Steve: Oh no! You’d better put an ad in the paper.
Laurie: What for? He can’t read!
Joke #11403
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Joke #11402
Jason: Hey, does it smell like updog here?
David: What’s updog?
Jason: Nothing much, how about you?
Joke #11401
Robert: Have you seen my henway? I can’t find my henway.
Sue: What’s a henway?
Robert: About five pounds! Ha ha! Gotcha that time!
Joke #11400
Susan: I hope the rain keeps up.
Peter: Why?
Susan: So it won’t come down!
Joke #11399
Q: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
Joke #11398
Sam: Why did you let the air out of the tires on your new bike?
Mary: So I can reach the pedals!
Joke #11397
Katie: Ants are so smart.
Ellen: Why do you say that?
Katie: They always seem to know when we’re having a picnic!
Joke #11396
Molly: Did you know that an elephant never forgets?
Steven: Big deal! What has he got to remember?
Joke #11395
Craig: Would you help me with my math homework?
Diane: No. It wouldn’t be right.
Craig: I know that. But at least you could try.
Joke #11394
Cathy: Why are you wolfing down those cookies?
John: I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!