Brother: Why did Mom give us this for lunch? I hate cheese with holes.
Sister: Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate!
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Joke #11469
George: Look! I just found a lost football.
Louis: How do you know it’s lost?
George: Because the kids down the street are still looking for it!
Joke #11468
Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Texas divorce the same?
A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer
Joke #11467
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes: “Whack, Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes: “Dang! Whack.”
Joke #11466
Q: What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
Joke #11465
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Joke #11464
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Joke #11463
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Joke #11462
Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Joke #11461
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing, he just gave it a little wine.
Joke #11460
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Joke #11459
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Joke #11458
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko…
Joke #11457
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
Joke #11456
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick