There’s one thing I hate about my dog — he’s chicken. Whenever there’s a thunderstorm, he scoots under my bed to hide. And there’s not enough room under there for both of us.
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Joke #12565
My dog is so lazy, he only chases parked cars.
Joke #12564
My pet dog is so bad, last week he was expelled from obedience school.
Joke #12563
My dog is so lazy, you have to wag his tail for him.
Joke #12562
Sigmund Freud’s pet dog spent a lot of time on his master’s couch.
Joke #12561
I’m in bad shape financially. I just second mortgaged my house to pay the loan I took out to pay my income tax.
Joke #12560
Los Angeles Airport is the only place in the world where passengers get airsick after they disembark from their plane.
Joke #12559
Cloning isn’t a new process. For years, every time I filled out my income tax, I doubled my dependents.
Joke #12558
Talk about rich people. He’s so wealthy that after he finished buying groceries, he tips the cashier.
Joke #12557
COBBLER TO CUSTOMER: “I can tell you why my soles don’t wear as well as they used to. It’s because these days all the good leather goes into steaks.”
Joke #12556
Scientists have developed a new camera that can take photographs of the entire world. They tried one, but the picture turned out terrible. Someone moved.
Joke #12554
Inflation has reduced my household to a two-party system: a New Year’s Eve Party and a Christmas Party.
Joke #12553
Did you hear about the pickpocket who had an accident and lost all his fingers except one? Now all he can pickpocket are Life Savers and doughnuts.
Joke #12552
Things must be tougher in Washington than we imagine. Yesterday, the Treasury Department got a shut-off notice from the electric company.
Joke #12551
Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.