Q: What is an important aid in good grooming for pet mice?
A: Mousewash!
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Joke #17465
Q: What is the height of bad manners?
A: Telling a pointer not to point!
Joke #17464
Q: What is another name for a cat’s home?
A: A scratch pad!
Joke #17463
Q: What is the all-time favorite Broadway musical in Dogland?
A: My Fair Laddie!
A-cur-demy Award-winning Mew-vie Stars
Kat-herine Hepburn
Jane Hounda
Collie Stevens
Mickey Meowse
Fang Sinatra
Bitey Davis
Angora Dickinson
Alfred Hitch-cocker Spaniel
Goldiefish Hawn
Rabbit Redford
Mary Tyler Moo-er
Johnny Curson
Joke #17461
Q: Who is the all-time favorite actress among pet lizards?
A: E-Lizard-beth Taylor!
Joke #17460
Q: Who’s your favorite TV star?
A: Dinah Saur!
Joke #17459
Q: Who was the dogs’ all-time favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Joke #17458
Q: What is the dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Joke #17457
Q: What is Dogland’s favorite TV show?
A: The (Merv) Griffon Show!
Joke #17456
Q: What is Dogland’s favorite book?
A: Captain’s Cur-ageous!
Joke #17455
Q: Which is the cats’ all-time favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Joke #17454
Q: Can a pet really be worth $500?
A: Yes, if it saves all its money!
Joke #17453
Q: What’s a good pet for a conceited actor?
A: A hamster!
Joke #17452
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horsepitality!