Q: What do ghosts like to study in high school?
A: Boo-ology!
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Joke #17718
Q: Why did the little ghost flunk his spelling test?
A: He made too many boo-boos!
Joke #17717
Q: Why didn’t the teacher believe the little ghost’s excuses?
A: She could see right through him!
Joke #17716
Q: Why did the little ghost flunk his math test?
A: He used invisible ink!
Joke #17715
Q: What game do baby ghosts play in nursery school?
A: Peek-a-BOO!
Joke #17714
Q: What song do little ghosts sing in kindergarten?
A: “Boo Boo Black Sheep!”
Joke #17713
Q: How did the ghost teacher explain this lesson on walking through walls?
A: She went through it again and again!
Joke #17712
Ghost Teacher: “If a ghostbuster came after you, what steps would you take?”
Ghost Student: “BIG steps!”
Joke #17711
Q: What kind of trees do ghost students study?
A: Ceme-trees!
Joke #17710
Q: Why did the ghost student collapse in class?
A: He was so tired, he was dead on his feet!
A Ghost’s TV Schedule
7 A.M.: Good Moan-ing America! on A-Boo-C
8 A.M.: Ghoul-igans Island
9 A.M.: Father Knows Beast
10 A.M.: Name That Tomb
11 A.M.: Squeal of Fortune
12 P.M.: Noose at Noon
1 P.M.: The Newly-dead Game
2 P.M.: The Broody Bunch
3 P.M.: Bury Manilow Spe-chill
6 P.M.: Entertainment Tomb-night
7 P.M.: Groaning Pains
8 P.M.: Dead of the Class
9 P.M.: Boonanza
10 P.M.: St. Else-scare
12 A.M.: Late Night with David Lettermoan
Best Chillers: Books to Die For…
Little Boo Peep
Dr. Spook’s Advice
Moldy Lox and the Three Bears
Winnie the Boo
The Weirdzard of Oz
Ra-moana Forever
Little Wo-moan
Pin-ooohh!-chio
Dr. Boolittle
Tails of Peter Rabid
Black Booty
Joke #17707
Q: What do you call a dozen ghosts?
A: A bunch of boo-boos!
Joke #17706
Q: Why aren’t many ghosts arrested?
A: It’s hard to pin anything on them!
Joke #17705
Q: What should an elegant ghost do if she can’t afford mink?
A: Wear wolf! (werewolf)