Q: What would get if you crossed a minnow with a monkey?
A: A shrimpanzee.
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Joke #17975
Q: What’s black and white, furry, and doesn’t ever want to grow up?
A: Peter Pan-da.
Joke #17974
Q: What’s brown, has eight legs and a big trunk?
A: A spider coming back from vacation.
Joke #17973
Q: What were the crash dummy’s last words?
A: “Give me a brake.”
Joke #17972
Q: What’s the most dangerous flight at the airport?
A: A flight of stairs.
Joke #17971
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hygiene.
Hygiene who?
Hygiene, how ya’ doin’?
Joke #17970
Q: What happened to the worker who fell into the vat of bubble gum?
A: He got chewed out.
Joke #17969
Q: What type of pill needs an alarm clock?
A: A sleeping pill.
Joke #17968
WILL: “My sister swallowed a watch.”
BILL: “Does it hurt?”
WILL: “Only when she tries to wind it.”
Joke #17967
Q: How do geniuses clean their ears?
A: With I.Q. Tips
Joke #17966
FIRST AID TEACHER: “How do you call an ambulance?”
CLASS JOKER: “‘Hey, ambulance!'”
Joke #17965
SAFETY TEACHER: “How do we prevent mushroom poisoning?”
CLASS JOKER: “Lock the medicine cabinet so mushrooms can’t get in.”
Joke #17964
Q: How do hard rockers keep their teeth straight?
A: Heavy metal braces.
Joke #17963
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dentist with a weasel?
A: The Tooth Ferret
Joke #17962
Q: What kind of underwear is useful at a fire?
A: Panty hose.