I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an abnormal family,
With shovel and a spade
I’ll hit you in the head,
Now that purple bastards dead!
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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917
Tic tac toe
Barney got shot by G.I. Joe
Momma called the doctor
and the doctor said
Uh oh Barney’s dead
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916
I hate him
He hates me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a kick and a punch
And a bullet to his head
Now that purple freak is dead
I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)
Quaow Mix
Quaow Mix – n. food that really really hungry cats ask for, by name. <see quaow>
quaow
quaow – n. the cry of a cat when it REALLY wants something. For when just a “meow” won’t cut it.
Fuk yo bitch Ass mom
Written for the movie Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets.
–
1st off fuk ur bitch n yo fat ass mom
i fn’ed fuken her but caz of her lose pussy i couldn’t cum
yea i no dats wrong
but tryin to battle against me
you won’t last long
like the weed in ma glass bong
they call me long shlong
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23007
I love you
You love me
Can you spell bestiality?
With a b-e-a-s-t-i-a-l-t and y
That will get you three to five.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005
I hate you
You hate me
Barney is the cause of World War Three
With some shotguns on our backs
And something with infrared
Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23004
It happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
Knocked over a candle and he starts to burn
Uh-oh Barneys on fire
It’s what we’ve always desired
We’ll watch the flames get higher
Just don’t try to put him out!
Quote #22949
“This isn’t even a bowl! It’s a cup!”
– MWMATRD
Quote #22948
“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”
– MWMATRD
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22921
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a stick up his butt,
And a bullet in his wiener.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22919
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney from a tree
I’ll get the matches
You get the gas
Let’s go blow up Barney’s ass!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22918
I hate you
You hate me
We’re gonna kill Barney
With a shotgun blast and we’ll toss him down a well,
Barney’s gonna burn in hell.
indamoose
indamoose – n. a smoke alarm that can be set off by farts.