Q: What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
A: Acne comes on your face after puberty.
All posts by A Squackler
Joke #5459
Q: What’s better than winning the para-lympics?
A: Being able to walk.
Joke #5458
Q: How do you castrate a priest?
A: Kick the altar boy in the head.
Joke #5457
Q: How can you tell this site is gay?
A: Cause its as funny as your mom on drugs
Joke #5456
Q: Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear?
A: Clitty litter
Joke #5455
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Joke #5454
Q: What’s pink, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with a fork in its eye!
Joke #5452
What do you call nuts on your walls? Wallnuts
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth
Joke #5401
Q: How do you make a 10 year old boy cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear
Joke #5399
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later
Joke #5398
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson
Joke #5397
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fuck
Fuck who?
Fuck off you’re giving me a headache
Joke #5396
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I just
I just who
I just fucked your mom
Joke #5395
Knock Knock
Who dares!
You were supposed to say who’s there
You were supposed to say whose there who?
… =/
Joke #5394
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on our door?