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• because
• you're complaining!?
• I go to those movies just for that!
• Launch torpedoes!

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• Breakfast is boring
• It costs too much
• There's not enough time
• shut up

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• a chortling noise, rising from the belly
• a high pitched whine
• no sound, he just pukes
• your mom smells like gay

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• Yes
• No
• I'm thinking...
• I don't know

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• my wife would help me drive (more)
• Is easier to maintain
• Is easier to see sights in
• Is more fun to drive
• contains the quality of a coach costing 5-10 times more money

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• yes
• coughgaycough
• coughcoolcough
• my ass is sore

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• answer the phone!
• Morrrg!
• we didn't think so
• I...I can't get it up!

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• a normal part of adolescent development.
• an extreme skin condition caused by hormonal changes.
• a condition that makes you look like someone ordered extra toppings.

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• They squeeze'm
• They juice'm
• They pee'm
• They mash'm

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• grass
• trees
• me
• poo, because none of the above can be made without it!

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• making kleenex
• Shaving legs
• For eating
• To talk to

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• it's an endearing comedy about a young boy.
• it tackled the big social issues of its day, like getting a date for the prom.
• Beaver is so dorky and boring, he makes even you look good.

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• Green
• Maroon
• Periwinkle
• Chartuse

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• loggers
• foremen
• farmers
• politicians

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• Take the box off
• Climb Mt. Everest
• Find a fire
• Do a Rain Dance

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