Found this link today:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14623.0

Thought it was hilarious that they were quoting and linking to one of the very old posts on the Squackle Bulletin Board during 2007.  I don’t have those forums operational or even accessible anymore, but here’s a few choice quotes about Squackle itself from the above link.

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Here’s the story behind it  - http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=display;num=1157705918  

Fuck me I laughed when I saw it…..

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I think the golden rule is, if you see something on a place called Squackle that claims to be ‘THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET’, it’s probably not a good idea to post it on CaB. Especially, y’know, when it’s lazily slapped together bigoted shit. I don’t think even Kevin Bloody Wilson performs material that bad any more.

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Expect it to appear on Squackle before elevenses.

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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

Quote from: “Cake”

WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER RACIST CUNTS.

As far as I’m concerned, the quality (or lack thereof) of the mong is immaterial.  Abbo is a purely pejorative term and is going to stick in my (and most folks) craw as much as any of the equivalents.  Sorry, Sadness, linking to a thread where people are laughing at them for looking like monkeys isn’t much of a get-out.

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A great reply:

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Fuck you! Come here to crit the site, the owner of this site is cool this site is cool and the people who post here are cool. Where is your ultra cool site douchebag? If ya don’t like it then why are ya here?

Nobody tell him…

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Srry dave but my cuz is black I hang with him every weekend and I got this fuck talkin about me being a racist.

If he’s not a racist, why does he only hang with him at weekends?!?  Eh?!  Eh?!

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Well fuck you go home and eat yourself cake! It’s fucking humor cock face!

“It’s only a bit of fun!!!”

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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

That is me.  I joined as soon as i could and put a few posts down around the forum. UNfortunately i told them that the site had no talent compared to B3ta or here.

Tags: cake, racist, Squackle, Squackle Bulletin Board

Tagged People: ABBA

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The Squackle! Forums have now been implemented!  What was once known as the “Squackle Bulletin Board” is now the Squackle Forums — starting from scratch!

Come on over to the Squackle! Forums and talk about random stuff!

Tags: Squackle, Squackle Bulletin Board

Submitted through the Error submission form.

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This form was submitted: Sep 19 2004 / 17:00:40

name = Boxtop11
email =
the_error = The Squackle Bulletin Board is missing. Fix it.

Tags: Squackle Bulletin Board

Tagged People: Boxtop11

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This form was submitted: Sep 15 2004 / 18:41:11

name = Hawkfoot
the_error = /cgi-bin/yabb/YABB.cgi : Your bulletin board is not working.

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Tagged People: Hawkfoot

Submitted through the Error submission form.

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This form was submitted: Sep 05 2004 / 13:41:27

name = Hawkfoot
the_error = There is a broken link. The page address is:

http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi

Tags: Squackle Bulletin Board

Tagged People: Hawkfoot

Submitted through the Error submission form.

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This form was submitted: Aug 30 2004 / 13:30:53

name = sparl
the_error = The bulletin board doesnt seem to work!

http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi

Tags: Squackle Bulletin Board

Tagged People: sparl

Submitted through the Error submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Aug 28 2004 / 18:54:29

name = monkey-with-rabis
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Tags: Squackle Bulletin Board

Tagged People: monkey-with-rabis

Courtesy of the “Wayback Machine” I’ve found the most current, browsable, version of the old Squackle Bulletin Board that I have many fond memories of.

If you’d like to take a look, here it is:

http://web.archive.org/web/20061127051009/www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi

It makes me want to make another forum, but I don’t think anyone would even join it.  So maybe later.

Not all the forums and pages are viewable, it seems.  But oh well.  I do have all the posts stored away somewhere, but I don’t think I’ll be able to convert them into something more modern since its a few years old.

Tags: Squackle, Squackle Bulletin Board

Pick of October 18, 2004

davepoobond: Rejoice! The Bulletin Board/Forums have become fully operational! Today is also Squackle!’s Birthday, so there is an extra special bigger-than-usual (I think) update for it’s 5th, count it, 5th birthday.

stimpyismyname: I haven’t eaten a muffin in over a year. Happy fucking birthday

Elias: Five years may not a seem like a long time, but when one realizes that it’s only 13 years away from being able to legally buy a shotgun, it seems a whole hell of a lot longer, especailly since I don’t think anyone at Squackle should be allowed to carry a shotgun.

Nose: happy birthday squackle

Soup Nazi: Fat gothic girls are like piles of rocks. You just don’t know what to do when you stare at them.

elmoisfurry: Happy mother-fucking birthday Squackle. America, FUCK YEA! and all that sort of shit. I also think that I should take over the body of some random animal (preferably a koala) and just fucking rip up a shit load of people. ‘Cause people suck. UC Davis is where its at, holla!…no, FUCK holla, and fuck your goddam conservative republican bullshit! Vote Bush out, Vote Grizzly Adams ’04

Holmes: Squackle loved me soo much that I contracted herpes. Thank you squackle!

Blind Bubba: hamburgers rock, but there is no ham in the burger

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 4100 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

NEW SECTION! The Elias Account – Higher Education, and Much, Much Higher Inebriation, Why I Hate Rap Music, Exactly How Many Brain Cells do I have to Kill Before I Find Parties Entertaining?, Hanging onto Sanity by a Very Thin Thread: Why I Despise Clothing

The Screwed Up Country – The Presidential Debates 2004

Stupid IMs – LaikDog2002 IM, LiLPrettiBoi IM, murfsurfdad IM, puppyluvingal IM, SisterDopeness IM, SpongeBobSam IM, KungPowJuggalo IM, Sprivenx IM, KungPowJuggalo IM 2

Pictures – tic tac die brainstorm, snowboarder, yale

Questionable Content / QC Comics – BLAH, Jesus, My Idol, A Schaafsma/Mr. Shaft-Man Comic

Questionable Content / Movies – Kickin It, T.P. Spells Trouble, Drag Race Disaster, Long Day At the Mall, Runaway Rescue, School House Blues, Workplace Woes, Dumbass

Tags: Screwed Up Chronicles, Squackle Bulletin Board, Squackle Dictionary, Squackle Pictures, Squackle Stupid IMs, The Elias Account, ZQuestionable Content

Tagged People: Blind Bubba, davepoobond, Elias, elmoisfurry, Holmes, Nose, Soup Nazi, stimpyismyname

Pick of September 10, 2004

davepoobond: HLLO EVRONE HO R U TDY?@?! Anyhow, here’s some stuff that you might find enjoyable for the next long while…We finally have 4000 words in our dictionary now.  YAY.

Also, a special shout out to all those myspace, xanga, and livejournal users who seem to like to link to the midis in our midis section to be played on their journals.  Your daily use of our bandwidth makes me happy (Translation: If I ever find out who you are in real life, I’ll cut your throat).  Enjoy the midis anyway! (Translation: Die.)

f roy132 loves you though…as well as everyone.  In case you don’t know who she is, she’s the Mistress of the Bulletin Board, and has more posts than even I do.

Speaking of the bulletin board, it and all its parts (like downloads) will be up as soon as possible.

Elias: No, seriously, I didn’t kill a cheap, cyphalis-infected hooker, and bury her below five trashbags filled with German Shepherd shit in a dark, muggy alley. Seriously, dude, I didn’t do it.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 4000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

About Us – NEW SQUACKLE MEMBER, HOORAY.  His name is Elias.

Stupid IMs – LilAngelGurl IM 8, Marie 8973 IM, Blind Bubba IM 22, AngelBabi IM, FoozBlondeSista IM, cajungirl18386 IM, beachbaby84283 IM, bethb IM, bethb IM 2

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 2, PSA: I Don’t Want It

The Screwed Up World - Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

The Screwed Up Internet – Creative Spam? You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me…

Songs – Ode to Me

THE NEW CHAT ROOM – Chat with us hereeeeee and tell others to come tooooo

Tags: About Us, chat room, Screwed Up Chronicles, Squackle Broadcasting Company, Squackle Bulletin Board, Squackle Dictionary, Squackle Songs, Squackle Stupid IMs

Tagged People: davepoobond, Elias, fROY132

Pick of October 12, 2003

davepoobond: post on the bulletin board.  There’s finally 3000 words in the dictionary (hooray)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3000 words, 150 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – davepoobond IM 19, fartsinajar IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 33, Automatic Man IM 3, Berrybud IM 9, justthe2ofus1994 IM

Chat Room Stuff – cat brian

Stories – The Outrageous Shark – a story about a shark…made in 1998, in 6th grade, The Case of the Missing Coat of Arms – a stupid mystery solved in 3 paragraphs.  Made in 1997, in 6th grade, Time Warp – Ed from “Good Burger” goes through time or something…made in 6th grade.

Pictures - I’m your numma one fan, I live next door, Rawr

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Special Discount

The Screwed Up Country – USA: The California Recall

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 112, Bad Submission 113, Bad Submission 114, Bad Submission 115, Bad Submission 116, Bad Submission 117

Tags: Bad Submisssion Archive, Squackle Broadcasting Company, Squackle Bulletin Board, Squackle Chat Room Stuff, Squackle Dictionary, Squackle Pictures, Squackle Stories, Squackle Stupid IMs

Tagged People: davepoobond

Pick of September 24, 2003

davepoobond: Tell your friends about Squackle! We’re back up. Hooray…the Bulletin Board seems to be at 100% now.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2750 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Cliff Gunner (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Collapse Deluxe (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Dark Caves 2 (PC) (Rating: 8/10), The Duck Hunter (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Gloom (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Johnny (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Link’s Haunted House (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Mark (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Radial Pong (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Space Attacks (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Space Attacks II (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Super Carrot (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

The Screwed Up World- AOL SUCKS

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – PSA: Keep Your City Clean, Movie: Pie-der Man, PSA: Recycle Now or Die, Movie: Gullah Gullah LA, Commercial: Chuck E. Cheese Law Firm, Commercial: The We Like the 6th Amendment and So Should You Federation of Non-Republican Peoples: Without the 6th Amendment, Commercial: Nutri-Grain Rehab, Commerical: Meriman Butlers, Commercial: Salt Water Slushy Co., Commercial: Bathroom Sniff, Commercial: Umbrella Armory, Commercial: Forever Flower, Commercial: Hot-Aid, Commercial: Whore Paint Supplies, Commercial: Cheerleader Outlet, Commercial: Gary’s Tux n’ Shit

Stupid IMs – minimouse IM, YeslekW10 IM, cdub IM

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 100, Bad Submission 101, Bad Submission 102, Bad Submission 103, Bad Submission 104, Bad Submission 105

Tags: Bad Submisssion Archive, Squackle Broadcasting Company, Squackle Bulletin Board, Squackle Dictionary, Squackle Stupid IMs

Tagged People: davepoobond

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while.  Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up!  The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks.  It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess.  It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on.  And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet.  Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – nvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up Chronicles – The Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

Stories – The Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

Songs – It’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room Stuff – Wang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat

Tags: Bad Submissions, Other Junk, Screwed Up Chronicles, Squackle Broadcasting Company, Squackle Bulletin Board, Squackle Chat Room Stuff, Squackle Dictionary, Squackle Songs, Squackle Stupid IMs, ZQuestionable Content

Tagged People: davepoobond

davepoobond: Post on the Bulletin Board! its funnnnnnnn!

Adman: THAT CORNED BEEF IS PRETTY DARN CORNED!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Fun Tournament (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Ghostie (PC) (Rating: 6/10), Ghostie 2 (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Speed Cookie (PC) (Rating: 3/10)

Questionable Content / Movies – davepoobond vs. blowthetoad 2, The Square-Enix Deal, My Name Is Asshole, puke

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Robot Porn

Submit To Squackle – Picture Submission – only submit .gif, .jpg and .png pictures here

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 73, Bad Submission 74, Bad Submission 75

Tags: Bad Submissions, Screwed Up Chronicles, Squackle Broadcasting Company, Squackle Bulletin Board, Squackle Dictionary, Squackle Quotes, ZQuestionable Content

Tagged People: Adman, davepoobond

davepoobond: use WWW.SQUACKLE.COM

elmoisfurry: mmmmh…….yeaaaaaa….::waves his finger::

stuff updated/put up:

Register at the Squackle! Bulletin Board – register, and join the fun! yayyyyyyyyyyy…………..

Dictionary – 1380 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – The Stupidest IM, another stupid IM, Another funny IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Daves Of Our Lives Episode 1, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 2, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 3

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Rorman Gorman Borman, Bread Woman

Tags: Squackle Broadcasting Company, Squackle Bulletin Board, Squackle Dictionary, ZQuestionable Content

Tagged People: davepoobond, elmoisfurry