Squacklecast Episode 13 – “About the Olympics or Something”

This entry is part 13 of 32 in the series The Squacklecast

The Squacklecast is back from yet another hiatus to recap the Olympics!  Well, only some parts of it.

The best highlight of the Olympics?  Of course that goes to Carmelo Anthony receiving a nut punch.

Soccer on the international level is grade A bullshit.  No wonder the whole world loves it because they’re a bunch of fucking idiots.  America doesn’t like soccer because its fucking dumb!!!!

Ryan Lochte is a good looking guy… and then he opens his mouth…

And this is the Funny or Die we mentioned.  I didn’t think it was that great, but it serves to illustrate our point about Mr. Lochte.

This Danny Boyle guy should never touch another Olympic event ever.

Spice World is a great campy movie.  It has a lot of popular cameos of famous UK actors/singers.

It From the Pit will be a new Olympics game, I can feel it.

It From the Pit Box

The Pile Driver with the guy’s face in the other guy’s underwear.

Pile Driver In Underwear

The 2012 Icons are pretty shitty.  They should just put words instead of stupid stick figures, wouldn’t you say?

2012 Olympic Sports Logos

Well, that’s that!  Finally we can get back to our normal programming on NBC that I already don’t watch.

 

Chatroulette #12237

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall

Backwards Hat Kid: you see it nig

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall

Backwards Hat Kid: idk

davepoobond: walnuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on a chest

Backwards Hat Kid: dik in your mouth?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: chestnuts

Backwards Hat Kid: wht?

davepoobond: chest nuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on your chin

Backwards Hat Kid: dick in your mouth

davepoobond: brazil nuts

Backwards Hat Kid: what hen

davepoobond: CAUSE BRAZIL SUCKS

Backwards Hat Kid: hahaha ur funny

davepoobond: and so does soccer

davepoobond: fuck soccer

Backwards Hat Kid: go find girl

 

Airplane Soccer – Rules

Materials: A working airplane, soccer balls

# of Players: At least 2 plus 2 referees, and a pilot

What You Do:

1. Take out all the seats in the airplane

2. Take off into the air, with the doors closed

3. While in the air, start playing soccer, and the 2 referees open the doors to the outside. Caution: The referees may die without proper precautions, like a parachute.

4. Kick the ball into the door on the other person’s side and out the door

5. If there is a goalie, they have to stand right next to the door and save the ball before it goes out

6. After 80 minutes of play, whoever has the most points or one team that is left alive, wins

Boundaries: The airplane