agerado – n. a 71 minute lunch break
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What would you rather have for lunch?
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hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during
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acerhj – adv. to not be able to go on a lunch break cause some asshole air conditioning guys are working on your air conditioning and you can’t leave them there alone
Quote #22236
“Roger fucked his lunch and shit out of the house.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21258: Note to Mrs. Stickums
“Mrs. Stickums
I have a dentist appointment today at lunch so I can not do the project today at lunch so I was wondering if we could do it at lunch on Wednesday. because (scribbled out)
Bessy Cowtta
No-Sorry! Mrs. S”
– a note found at davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21084
Shannon: “My mom drew a pumpkin on my lunch”
Jeff: “Aww, your mom is so creative…”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Joke #18691
My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn’t in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she’d phone back later.
At 11:00 a.m., the caller tried again, and I reported that Marina had gone to lunch.
The last call came at 3:30 p.m. “I’m sorry,” I said, “she’s left for the day. May I take a message?”
“Yes,” the caller replied. “How can I get a job with you?”
Joke #18491
A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.
The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself.
A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, “Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?”
Joke #18433
It’s that time of the year — the days are getting longer and the weather’s warming up. That means only one thing: time to call in sick.
Here are some actual, road-tested excuses collected in a survey from the job site careerbuilder.com
* I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
* I hurt myself bowling.
* I was spit on by a venomous snake.
* I had to be there for my husband’s grand jury trial.
* My monkey died.
Joke #18301
Q: What did the cavemen eat for lunch?
A: Club sandwiches.
Joke #18128
Q: Where do young cows eat lunch at school?
A: The calf-eteria.
Joke #18055
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Door jam (jamb) sandwiches.
Joke #18054
Q: What do termites eat for lunch?
A: Coatmeal.
Joke #18017
Q: How come birds don’t eat in restaurants?
A: Because they like pecking their own lunch.