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Quote #23017

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“One day I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden somebody came over to me.  He took my glasses and stomped on them.  He took my clothes off and then burned them while I watched mournfully at the bon fire in front of me.  I cried for 3 weeks straight afterwards.”

– davepoobond

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Quote #23016

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“A juggler would have a moiety of time to catch each ball he is juggling and then throwing it back up.”

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Quote #23015: Drug Education Does Not Work

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Spare me the stupid visits from cops once every month for about a year, you’re just making us aware of what drugs are out there so we can be influenced to go and try them.”

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Ways Cocaine is Smuggled Out of South America

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Lists | No Comments »

Here is the all inclusive list of how cocaine smuggled out of South America.  If you have more “ways” of doing it, let us know in the comments!

  • Pressed into the side of a phonographic record.
  • Included in pottery.
  • Heels of shoes.
  • Batteries.
  • Hollowed out pineapples
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Quote #23013: Rate Your Adolescence

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

How would you rate or evaluate your period of adolescence?  What has it been like, typical, atypical, etc.

“My period of adolescence has been atypical.  I do not do anything fun or out of the ordinary.  The most exciting thing I would do would be going to a movie and coming back home at a late hour.  My adolescence has been nothing but going to school and going back home, for the rest of the day, and have it all repeat the next day.”

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Map To You

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Media, Pictures | No Comments »

Here’s a fancy Valentine’s Day card for you to print out.

We may be far apart but our hearts are always connected.

We may be far apart but our hearts are always connected.

 

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Hate Mail #23009

May 2nd, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail | No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Aug 12 2004 / 06:17:23

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = gay a hole  .  fn ass shity bich.

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Bad Submission #23008

May 2nd, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions, Other Junk | No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Aug 13 2004 / 19:39:20

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = ass

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23007

May 1st, 2013 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

I love you

You love me

Can you spell bestiality?

With a  b-e-a-s-t-i-a-l-t and y

That will get you three to five.

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Hate Mail #23006

May 1st, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail | No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Nov 18 2003 / 14:24:24

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
song = What the f***
Put my stuff
On this motherf***ing site
Good God, Dave, why don’t you put my motherf***ing stuff
On this motherf***ing site?

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005

May 1st, 2013 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs | 1 Comment »

I hate you

You hate me

Barney is the cause of World War Three

With some shotguns on our backs

And something with infrared

Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23004

May 1st, 2013 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

It happened one day in the studio

Dancing around in a do-si-do

Knocked over a candle and he starts to burn

Uh-oh Barneys on fire

It’s what we’ve always desired

We’ll watch the flames get higher

Just don’t try to put him out!

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Bowling in Culture

May 1st, 2013 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »

Bowling is a sport that consists of throwing a heavy ball down a long impasse, called an alley, toward bowling pins.  There are a few different types of bowling, which vary in how many bowling pins are in place.  Ten-pin bowling, which is prevalent in the United States, consists of ten pins.  Ten-pin bowling evolved from Nine-pin bowling which is played in Europe.  Ten-pin bowling, however, is played around the world in championships and other amateur activities, making it the more common form of bowling around the world.

The origins of bowling can be traced back to places like Finland, Yemen, Germany, Egypt, and India (Tenpinbowling). Popularization came during the feudalism era in England, where there are records of King Edward III restricted his soldiers from playing bowling in favor of working on their archery skills instead (Tenpinbowling).  As bowling became more popular, it spread to the other countries of Europe, and propagated into the rest of the countries where the game is played today.  Variations of bowling play with the concept of how many pins are to be knocked down, or modifications to the score sheet.  (Wikipedia)

Bowling also takes place in other parts of our culture, like film and television.  Movies like The Big Lebowski and Kingpin incorporate the sport into its story, but in different ways (Findarticles).  The Big Lebowski portrays the game as an aside, more like a hobby that characters share in common while events greater than themselves are happening around them.  Kingpin is all about the game itself and the competition involved in it.  The bowling ball is infamous for its weight, and is featured as a “weapon” in Mystery Men.  The Hanna-Barbera cartoon “The Flintstones” also featured many occurrences where the main characters of the show would be bowling at various times during the series.

Even though bowling may not be a defining piece of world culture, it is one of the underlying aspects that create it.  Bowling is a sport that many people can get involved in, whether it be for professional league play or just hanging out with friends during a session of Nitro Bowling.

             Works Cited

“The Game History.” Tenpinbowling.org. November 4, 2007. http://www.tenpinbowling.org/view.php?page=the_game.history

“Bowling.”  Wikipedia.org.  November 4, 2007.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowling

“Our List of the Best, uh, Top … Well Here Are Some Bowling Movies – Brief Article.”  Findarticles.com.  http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FCK/is_1_19/ai_71821872

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Unimpressed Clock

April 30th, 2013 Posted in Media, Pictures | No Comments »

ClockUnimpressed

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Joe Camel Card Deck

April 30th, 2013 Posted in Media, Pictures | No Comments »

I have this old deck of cards made by Camel Cigarettes — it featured Joe Camel prominently.  I thought they were hilarious though, when they featured Joe himself.

As you can see, a male camel dressed in drag is quite hilarious.  Also, having a shrunken head version of himself as a Joker is also a treat.

For some reason I was missing the Jack of Spades.

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