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Quote #22951: You Send It are Useless

April 21st, 2013 Posted in Quotes | 1 Comment »

“Every time I try to use it, it prompts me to ‘Log in’. OK, I log in. Then it says: This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says  This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says… well, you get the picture. IT DOESN’T WORK. Then, when I attempt to contact customer support, the Caht box window resizes itself so the ‘send’ button is cut off. So No chat is possible. So I try to email. ‘Still loading’ after 55 minutes.

So I upgrade. BIG MISTAKE. Now I’ve just PAID top have the message  This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says… USELESS GARBAGE. Goodbye.”

- from the YouSendIt forums

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Quote #22949

April 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“This isn’t even a bowl!  It’s a cup!”

- MWMATRD

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Quote #22948

April 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”

- MWMATRD

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delasel

April 7th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

delasel – n. something that decides to password-protect itself by no intention of anyone but itself

Ex. My hard drive decided to go delasel on me today and now I can’t access it.  I didn’t even set a password!

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molnoah

April 7th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

molnoah – n. someone who specializes in drawing elaborate seals for organizations, clubs, etc.

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babricede

April 7th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

babricede – v. to leave a loaf of bread, in its packaging on top of a toaster and constantly use the toaster so that the plastic melt into the toaster and into the bread, and not be smart enough to realize that is bad

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xeof

April 7th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity

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hohij

April 7th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during

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rogeliase

April 7th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

rogeliase – n. a person who has no exposure to names from other cultures, so when you tell them a name from other cultures they are absolutely surprised and don’t understand that it is a name

Ex. Ronald is a total rogeliase — he didn’t know Shuahuawanginst Liaotuwurnb is a name!

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raboom

April 7th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

raboom – n. the emotional and possibly physical impact an important hard drive makes on you when you realize it broke and there is uncertainty as to whether or not the information on it may or may not be recoverable

Ex. This raboom I have from my video hard drive is making me take anti-anxiety pills.

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ABBO

April 6th, 2013 Posted in Fun Links | No Comments »

Found this link today:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14623.0

Thought it was hilarious that they were quoting and linking to one of the very old posts on the Squackle Bulletin Board during 2007.  I don’t have those forums operational or even accessible anymore, but here’s a few choice quotes about Squackle itself from the above link.

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Here’s the story behind it  - http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=display;num=1157705918  

Fuck me I laughed when I saw it…..

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I think the golden rule is, if you see something on a place called Squackle that claims to be ‘THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET’, it’s probably not a good idea to post it on CaB. Especially, y’know, when it’s lazily slapped together bigoted shit. I don’t think even Kevin Bloody Wilson performs material that bad any more.

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Expect it to appear on Squackle before elevenses.

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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

Quote from: “Cake”

WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER RACIST CUNTS.

As far as I’m concerned, the quality (or lack thereof) of the mong is immaterial.  Abbo is a purely pejorative term and is going to stick in my (and most folks) craw as much as any of the equivalents.  Sorry, Sadness, linking to a thread where people are laughing at them for looking like monkeys isn’t much of a get-out.

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Fuck you! Come here to crit the site, the owner of this site is cool this site is cool and the people who post here are cool. Where is your ultra cool site douchebag? If ya don’t like it then why are ya here?

Nobody tell him…

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Srry dave but my cuz is black I hang with him every weekend and I got this fuck talkin about me being a racist.

If he’s not a racist, why does he only hang with him at weekends?!?  Eh?!  Eh?!

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Well fuck you go home and eat yourself cake! It’s fucking humor cock face!

“It’s only a bit of fun!!!”

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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

That is me.  I joined as soon as i could and put a few posts down around the forum. UNfortunately i told them that the site had no talent compared to B3ta or here.

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isidro

April 4th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

isidro – n. dried bug guts on your windshield that stays there for a very long time

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unanill

April 4th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

unanill – v. to be paid exclusively in gift cards

Ex. I prefer to be unanilled, because I don’t need to claim them on my taxes.

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olgortega

April 2nd, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar

Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good.  It made me sick.  I better drink some coffee.

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heredia

April 2nd, 2013 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

heredia – v. to color in an iPhone’s screen with a permanent marker

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