“This isn’t even a bowl! It’s a cup!”
Tagged People: MWMATRD
“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”
Tagged People: MWMATRD
delasel – n. something that decides to password-protect itself by no intention of anyone but itself
Ex. My hard drive decided to go delasel on me today and now I can’t access it. I didn’t even set a password!
molnoah – n. someone who specializes in drawing elaborate seals for organizations, clubs, etc.
babricede – v. to leave a loaf of bread, in its packaging on top of a toaster and constantly use the toaster so that the plastic melt into the toaster and into the bread, and not be smart enough to realize that is bad
xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity
rogeliase – n. a person who has no exposure to names from other cultures, so when you tell them a name from other cultures they are absolutely surprised and don’t understand that it is a name
Ex. Ronald is a total rogeliase — he didn’t know Shuahuawanginst Liaotuwurnb is a name!
raboom – n. the emotional and possibly physical impact an important hard drive makes on you when you realize it broke and there is uncertainty as to whether or not the information on it may or may not be recoverable
Ex. This raboom I have from my video hard drive is making me take anti-anxiety pills.
Found this link today:
Thought it was hilarious that they were quoting and linking to one of the very old posts on the Squackle Bulletin Board during 2007. I don’t have those forums operational or even accessible anymore, but here’s a few choice quotes about Squackle itself from the above link.
Here’s the story behind it - http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=display;num=1157705918
Fuck me I laughed when I saw it…..
I think the golden rule is, if you see something on a place called Squackle that claims to be ‘THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET’, it’s probably not a good idea to post it on CaB. Especially, y’know, when it’s lazily slapped together bigoted shit. I don’t think even Kevin Bloody Wilson performs material that bad any more.
Expect it to appear on Squackle before elevenses.
Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:Quote from: “Cake”
WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER RACIST CUNTS.
As far as I’m concerned, the quality (or lack thereof) of the mong is immaterial. Abbo is a purely pejorative term and is going to stick in my (and most folks) craw as much as any of the equivalents. Sorry, Sadness, linking to a thread where people are laughing at them for looking like monkeys isn’t much of a get-out.
A great reply:Quote
Fuck you! Come here to crit the site, the owner of this site is cool this site is cool and the people who post here are cool. Where is your ultra cool site douchebag? If ya don’t like it then why are ya here?
Nobody tell him…Quote
Srry dave but my cuz is black I hang with him every weekend and I got this fuck talkin about me being a racist.
If he’s not a racist, why does he only hang with him at weekends?!? Eh?! Eh?!Quote
Well fuck you go home and eat yourself cake! It’s fucking humor cock face!
“It’s only a bit of fun!!!”
Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:
That is me. I joined as soon as i could and put a few posts down around the forum. UNfortunately i told them that the site had no talent compared to B3ta or here.
Tagged People: ABBA
isidro – n. dried bug guts on your windshield that stays there for a very long time
unanill – v. to be paid exclusively in gift cards
Ex. I prefer to be unanilled, because I don’t need to claim them on my taxes.
olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar
Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good. It made me sick. I better drink some coffee.
heredia – v. to color in an iPhone’s screen with a permanent marker
selupre – v. to snort teloda
Ex. Johnny selupred a whole package from that box of mac!