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• Lifted Ford F150
• Lifted Ford F250
• Lifted Ford F350
• A Fake BMW

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• Breakfast burrito with ranch and/or sauce
• Breakfast burrito without ranch or sauce
• A fake oven brown bake
• A Ford truck

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• Bamboo
• Small mammals
• Bugs
• Shit
• All of the above

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• Big as a black bear
• Big as a golden retriever
• Big as a rhino
• Big as a breadbox
• Big as Aunt Sally (bigger than a rhino)

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• Mountains of Asia
• Beaches of Madagascar
• African Savannah
• My backyard
• Beneath the Earth's crust

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• Vocal calls & scent marks
• Grunts & chest thumping
• Texting, mostly
• Sign language

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• Erectile dysfunction.
• Vagina is sealed up.
• No rectum.
• No holes anywhere in my body.

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• Only at controlled intersections
• Whether or not a crosswalk is marked
• Only when a crosswalk is painted on the street.
• Only when a crosswalk is painted on their face.

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• Commercial vehicles only.
• Limited parking, but OK for buses.
• Loading or unloading.
• Bee parking only.

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• Fog lights only.
• Low beam lights.
• High beam lights.
• A hot dog.

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• Use your emergency flashers at least 200 feet before turning.
• Signal at least 100 feet before you turn.
• Turn on your parking lights.
• Blast your horn as you turn.

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• Have the right-of-way
• Must ride facing oncoming traffic
• Are entitled to share the road with you.
• Are usually not coordinated.

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• Stop, then continue driving when safe
• Stop only if other vehicles are present
• Slow down and stop if necessary.
• Go to Trader Joes.

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• 60/60
• 30/30
• 20/20
• Yesterday/Now

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• The luxurious feel of a down comforter on a cold winter night
• A scratchy-feeling woolen blanket
• A big-boobed lady ready to go down
• A big-dicked gangster ready to go wool

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• Yes
• No

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• Yes
• No
• Only once at a high school pep rally.
• I plead the fifth.

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• I have the cell phone reds.
• The what now?
• I'd hit that.
• Ow... my balls!

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