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September 21st, 2013 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
Look around your landscape, do you see anything else you would like to improve?
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Any area the plants always fail, no matter what you've tried?
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Does your sprinkler system continuously leak from any of the nozzles after being shut off?
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Do your flowerbeds have barren or weed-choked areas?
Are your trees overgrown, too dense or have dead limbs?
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Are your hedges or shrubs overgrown, unshaped, or covered with yellowish, brown, or pale leaves?
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Is your lawn ground cover brown, pale, or sparse (chlorosis)?
August 3rd, 2013 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
How much would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck would fuck wood?
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July 29th, 2013 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
Your friends tell you how much they love you. What do you do?
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The speed limit in an alley is...
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You just rear-ended the car in front of you. You were probably:
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When should you use your headlights?
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When can you merge into a bike lane for a right turn?
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The speed limit in a school zone is...
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If you are being tailgated, you should:
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