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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21805

July 21st, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little tit

Little tit

Little tit

Mary had a little tit

Her tits were stinky as pits.

Every where that Mary went

She got a T-H-O (Titty Hard On)

Mary had a little tit

Her bra was sure to go

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21804

July 21st, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little skirt

With splits right up the sides

And every time that Mary walked

The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt

T’was split right up the front

And every time that Mary walked

The spokes could see right up her cunt.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21803

July 21st, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb

The doctor was surprised

But when old MacDonald had a farm

He couldn’t believe his eyes!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21801

July 21st, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I am Mary

Oh yes, I am

Yes, I am

Yes, I am

I am Mary

Oh yes, I am

And I am fuckin a ham

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21796

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb

It was a little runt

Every time it wagged its tail

you could see its little ::giggles::

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21795

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb

and she kept trying to fuck it.

Everywhere that Mary went,

the lamb kept licking her cunt.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21792

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb

One day it ate a dart

The lamb wasn’t harmed

Until it had to fart.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21791

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb

Until she farted on it!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21789

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little sheep,

and with that sheep

she went to sleep.

The sheep turned out to be a ram

and Mary had a little lamb.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21788

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb.

It had lots of fleas

And every where that Mary went

They always had to leave.

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21787

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb.

She put it in the cooker,

Turned to 180 degrees,

And burnt the little fucker!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21786

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb.

She took it to a wedding

Ttied it to a lamp post

And kicked its fucking head in

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21785

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary is a retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge!

Mary is so retarded,

She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21784

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a short-term memory,

Short-term memory,

Short-term memory!

And although you told her who you are 2 seconds ago,

She already forgot!

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21783

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little squirrel,

Little swirl,

It gonna hurl!

Mary had a little squirrel whose name was Bob the cheese!

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