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• yes
• no
• die
• dieeeeee!

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• Fuckin stupid.
• I love them and plan to marry one.
• WOOOOOOOOOO PONIES!!!!!
• Holmes sucks.

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• Yes
• No

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• Yes
• No
• ew
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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• Kleenex
• Toilet Paper
• Paper Towel
• A person's face

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• Slap her ass, and call her Sally
• Kick her in the face
• Call the cops, so they can do stuff you could have
• Take her home

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• Hold hands with a bunch of other people and jump at the same time on a beach, as a wave comes in
• Sue the Health book company for every penny they got
• Blow a tuba in their face
• Sing "I've Been Working On the Railroad"

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• Luke Skywalker, he gets all the chicks!
• Michael Jordan, I can be old AND rich
• Daffy Duck, my bill is just an extra attachment
• Wiley Coyote, I can fall off cliffs and live, all day long, chasing the same damn bird forever!

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• Fish
• Water
• Burned fur
• ...that was more than a fart

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• The world may never know
• I never made it without biting
• 582+
• Ask Mr. Owl

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• davepoobond
• stimpyismyname
• elmoisfurry
• Nose
• Fajita Bum
• Blind Bubba
• Soup Nazi
• Holmes

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• Hidden sodium
• "uh hum neh heh" laughs
• Fat, smelly, Health teachers
• Portable bathrooms, by far
• The Squackle! members

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• ...Nani?
• Actually, I tickled someone
• ...huh?
• uh no and no thanks

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• Whats that
• Nope, sorry
• Eh?
• Yes, its true! Its trueeee!

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• A pre-pubescent boy band
• A Mafia boss and his family
• The wild and wacky world of opera
• A family of performing chipmunks

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