Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission.
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This form was submitted: Jun 27 2005 / 09:21:03
name = barney killer
song = barney sucks barney sucks .. he should die he should die Barney sucks !!!!!
Category Archives: Other Junk
Random junk that doesn’t go anywhere else.
Bad Submission #22103
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar song submission.
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This form was submitted: Jun 14 2005 / 15:49:00
name = grant and logan hardesty bros
song = i hate you you hate me i think that you suck so go have makeout with duck
Bad Submission #22102
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar submission
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This form was submitted: Jun 12 2005 / 17:56:22
name = kjku
song = barney is on fire. he must die. this dosnt ryme
Bad Submission #22101
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur form.
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This form was submitted: Jun 11 2005 / 19:04:05
name = Cat
song = lets all get to geatter and kill barney hang him from a tree
Bad Submission #22092
Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.
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This form was submitted: May 31 2005 / 12:51:16
name = crackhead
email = crack@crackisgood.ca.mb
use_email = no
song = yah i wan’t to kill that purple bastard! I’ll rip off his head so he dies faster.i’ll shoot him in the head, then he falls, then i’ll rip off his fucken balls! And then i’ll tie burn it at the ends and he’ll say give it back! That’s my friends!!
and if you don’t like this song, you can kiss my white ass you fucken squares!!
Hate Mail #22050
To: Webmaster
From:
Tea jones
Message:
Why are all these jokes about black
people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Hey Maestro” celebrating 10 years!
Hi this is J2K. In 2001 I made a thread on the GamePro.com forums entitled “Hey Maestro, I think we’re the only ones here!”. Somehow the thread ballooned up into thousands and thousands of posts long and is even intact on their forums today! Don’t believe me? Check this out:
“The original “Hey Maestro, I think we’re the only ones here” topic was started by a user named j2k as a random, late-night discussion and, for whatever unknown reason, took on a life of its own with thousands of replies. It became the unofficial “anything goes” topic, the thread for any and all random thoughts and conversations–something of a forum mascot. Due to server errors and whatnot, the thread has been restarted several times, most recently by a GamePro editor who wanted to see the tradition continue. Whatever the topic’s current count, you can add about 25,000 to it from the earlier editions. And that said, please don’t try to duplicate it–it’s one of a kind and we like it that way.”
http://www.gamepro.com/blogs/fatface/post/18422/
If anyone out there is from the original GamePro forums and sees this, please comment!
On another note. You’ll be seeing a lot more content on this site from me in the near future so stay tuned!
– J2K
Bad Submission #22000
This form was submitted: May 21 2005 / 14:24:04
name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = i wata kill barney all night and every day barney sucks etc killkillkill barneybarneybarney meragvhai,vaeyh,venj boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom i blew up barney
Bad Submission #21999
This form was submitted: May 19 2005 / 21:10:29
name = fuck barney
email =
use_email = no
song = Oh fuck barney he should die in a fire then be hung on a stick to dry out then throw him in the bond fire
Bad Submission #21947
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Apr 26 2005 / 13:27:04
name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = I hate you
Hate Mail #21938
This form was submitted: Mar 23 2004 / 08:51:55
name = jesus
email = cheesehead182004
hatemail = the chance of anyone liking that poopy nasty dirty trash compactor story is either the person si stoned or completely strung out of E. That fuking story is sooo bad that if it was printed out it wouldn’t be good enough to wipe my pooopy ass!!!!!
Bad Submission #21916
Submitted through the Anti-Barney song submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 04 2005 / 06:19:57
name = jo mama
email =
use_email = no
song = barney is gay he should die and i fucked his mom
Bad Submission #21881
Submitted through the Jingle Bells submission form.
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This form was submitted: Apr 29 2004 / 07:21:12
name = dick head
email =
use_email = yes
jinglesong = fuck me uo the arse, fuck me up the arse I dont know what comes next so fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuuuck, Hey
Bad Submission #21880
Submitted through the Jingle Bells submission form.
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This form was submitted: Feb 19 2004 / 13:13:46
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
email =
use_email = yes
jinglesong = JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
HEY
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
…………..this song is WHACK
Cashier Lesson – Using the Computer
The computer is a resource that is used in everyday operation as a customer service representative. We say it is to help customers and to manage day-to-day operations of the cashier department, however we know that is only 25% of its use. Keeping up to date on fashion trends and celebrity gossip is tantamount to doing any actual “work” on the vestige known as the computer at the customer service desk.
How to Avoid Helping Customers
Furiously typing away at a computer makes it seem like you are very very very busy when in fact you’re not. Just don’t make eye contact and they’ll probably move on to the next register.
How to Avoid Helping Underlings
There are several folders on the desktop at your disposal to get those pesky cashiers off your back. It’s not your fault that they used the last copy of the availability form that had a big “ORIGINAL” written across it — oh no. But it certainly becomes your problem when cashiers are biting at your ankles and looking at you with dumb stares with their hand half-way inside of an empty folder wondering how to get what they need.
Just tell them “I’ll get it later.” Then never get it. That way someone else can do it and you don’t have to worry about shit. If it is important enough they’ll figure out a way to get it.
How to Deflect E-mail
If you feel so inclined to check the E-mail inbox, there are a number of things you could do. You could help each customer, but why would you do that when you could have someone else do it for you? Simply forward it all to the applicable managers and they can sort it out. Or why even do that? Forward it all to your supervisor and have him deal with it. You don’t get paid enough to deal with stupid bull shit.
Hell, just delete it all while you’re at it. No one needs the stupid bullshit customers spout in their stupid e-mails, after all.
How to Hide What You Are Doing
Sometimes it may not be inconspicuous when one of those assholes from the corporation come by and walk through the store and wonder why there are people in line at a register or why a cashier is standing around doing nothing (there’s never a happy medium with these guys). Always keep a blank, open tab and switch to it whenever you see someone that may get you into trouble walk by.