Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in her wheelchair
Tags: vegetable, wheelchair
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Joke #22558
July 19th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #22008
November 23rd, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
Tags: baby, black, brown, window
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Joke #21871
August 12th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she’s pregnant?
A: When she pulls out her tampon and it’s half eaten.
Tagged People: killab
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Joke #21855
August 12th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A: A black guy with a spear through his head.
Tagged People: killab
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Joke #21854
August 12th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?
A: You can’t unload watermelons with a pitchfork!
Tags: black, pitchfork, watermelon
Tagged People: killab
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Joke #21851
August 12th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a black girl’s pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Tags: black, bowling ball, vagina
Tagged People: killab
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Joke #21636
July 15th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading:
“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
No go! Next they tried “Catatonics and Colonics” Thumbs down again.
Then came, “Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives.”
But is was still not good! So they tried:
“Minds and Behinds”
“Analysis and Anal Cysts”
“Nuts and Butts”
“Freaks and Cheeks”
“Loons and Moons”
“Lost Souls and Butt Holes”
None worked.
Almost at their wits’ end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:
“Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends.”
APPROVED.
Tags: butt, doctor, hemorrhoid
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Joke #21635
July 15th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why doesn’t KFC have toilet paper?
A: Cause it’s finger lickin’ good.
Tags: finger, toilet paper
Tagged People: ErikACat, Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
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Joke #21461
May 15th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: One, but it depends on how you slice him.
Tagged People: godhatesblacksandsodoessatan
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Joke #21458
May 15th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: If it annoys you, you nuke it. What is it?
A: A dead smelly baby.
Tags: baby
Tagged People: Go Somewhere Else!
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Joke #21456
May 15th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #21423
May 12th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Tags: ass, cannibal, girlfriend
Tagged People: courtney
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Joke #21366
May 10th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?
A: The cisterns of mercy.
Tagged People: pokedmyeyeout
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Joke #21363
May 10th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s black and knocks on the window?
A: A goth in a microwave.
Tagged People: pokedmyeyeout
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Joke #21362
May 10th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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