Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in her wheelchair
Tags: vegetable, wheelchair
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Joke #22558
July 19th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #22557
July 19th, 2012 davepoobond (DPB) Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What did the scientist say when he discovered antimatter?
A: “It don’t matter.”
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Joke #22443
June 6th, 2012 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #22433
June 3rd, 2012 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #22432
June 3rd, 2012 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #22088
January 11th, 2012 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What can an elevator do that a black man can’t?
A: Raise a family.
Tags: black, elevator, family, money
Tagged People: Dougem
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Joke #22051
December 22nd, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why did the Serbian cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he tripped over a landmine.
Tagged People: armhammersickle
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Joke #22024
December 6th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and dog shit?
A: Dog shit turns white after two weeks and stops stinking
Tagged People: airplane food
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Joke #22023
December 6th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, Jokes 1 Comment »
Q: Why do Italians put their garbage in clear plastic bags?
A: So Puerto Ricans can window shop.
Tags: Italy, plastic, Puerto Rico, trash
Tagged People: crackeR lover
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Joke #22022
December 6th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #22012
December 6th, 2011 J2K Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To fly south for the winter.
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Joke #22011
November 26th, 2011 J2K Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s ear red?
A: She tried to answer the iron!
Tags: ear, iron, red, telephone
Tagged People: helen keller
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Joke #22010
November 23rd, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why can’t black people listen to country music?
A: Cause whenever someone says “Ho down” they think their sister is getting shot.
Tagged People: A white Girl
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Joke #22008
November 23rd, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
Tags: baby, black, brown, window
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Joke #21956
September 12th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks 1 language? American.
Tagged People: EmTam
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