Q: Did you hear about the guy who got trampled at the zoo?
A: He got rhino-ver.
Tags: A DPB Tag, rhinoceros, zoo
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February 17th, 2013 davepoobond (DPB) Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got trampled at the zoo?
A: He got rhino-ver.
Tags: A DPB Tag, rhinoceros, zoo
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Blonde Jokes, (C) Sexual Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Tags: blonde, bucket, food, head
Tagged People: nice fucker
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Light Bulb Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Tags: black, car, light bulb, pink
Tagged People: fuckers
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Tags: crime, television
Tagged People: Butts
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Tags: black, chain, slavery, tire
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Tagged People: i dk
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!
Tags: black, house, water, white
Tagged People: Nanoo
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
January 4th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?
A: An empty seat!
Tagged People: whie pride
September 19th, 2012 davepoobond (DPB) Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Political Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you throw a drowning Obama?
A: 47% of America. (Thanks, Mitt Romney!)
Tags: A DPB Tag, America, vote
Tagged People: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney
August 23rd, 2012 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What is the difference between a white girl and a airplane?
A: Not everyone has been in an airplane.
Tags: airplane, girl, sex, white
Tagged People: I HATE CRACKERS
July 30th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
Guy: Have you ever been wrong?
Guy 2: I thought I was once, but I was wrong.