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Joke #23530

October 16th, 2013 Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »

Man: “How’s your history paper coming?”

Woman: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.”

Man: “Really?”

Woman: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”

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Joke #23529

October 16th, 2013 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”

After a few seconds, Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Johnny?”

“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

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Joke #23474

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How do you make an orange turn over?

A: Tickle its navel.

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Joke #23473

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?

A: A food chain.

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Joke #23472

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?

A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles

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Joke #23471

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?

A: A sour grape.

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Joke #23470

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How many lemons grow on a tree?

A: All of them.

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Joke #23469

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What’s the fruitiest stone that can be found?

A: Limestone.

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Joke #23468

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?

A: A blueberry jam.

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Joke #23467

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

A: Dino-mite!

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Joke #23463

September 4th, 2013 Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Did you know that a man once flew off the top of the Empire State Building and lived?

A: He lived until he hit the ground!

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Joke #23457

September 3rd, 2013 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

Q: True or False?  Dinosaurs made their nests in the same place every year.

A: True!  Just like birds today, some dinosaurs would return to a nesting site year after year.

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Joke #23456

September 3rd, 2013 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular?

A: Over 150 years ago — thanks in part to a London exhibit in 1851 that included full-size replicas of dinosaurs

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Joke #23455

September 3rd, 2013 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

Q: When and where was the first stegosaurian found?

A: In 1877 in Colorado

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Joke #23454

September 3rd, 2013 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

Q: When scientists see ripple marks near a dinosaur fossil, what do they know?

A: The dinosaur lived near shallow water.

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