Your momma is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
A: “Where’s my tractor?”
Man: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Woman: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.”
Woman: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Q: How do you make an orange turn over?
A: Tickle its navel.
Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?
A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles
Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?
A: A blueberry jam.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Q: Did you know that a man once flew off the top of the Empire State Building and lived?
A: He lived until he hit the ground!
Q: True or False? Dinosaurs made their nests in the same place every year.
A: True! Just like birds today, some dinosaurs would return to a nesting site year after year.
Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular?
A: Over 150 years ago — thanks in part to a London exhibit in 1851 that included full-size replicas of dinosaurs