Joke #24712

A blonde walks next to a railroad track one day when she see’s a brunette. The brunette is just jumping on the track, saying “21, 21, 21, 21, 21.”  The blonde says “that looks like fun” and starts jumping on the track going “21, 21, 21, 21, 21.”  A train sounds and the brunette jumps off but the blonde gets hit and dies.

Then the brunette gets back on and says “22, 22, 22, 22, 22.”

 

Joke #24691

A blonde gets a ice fishing pole for Christmas, so she goes out to try it.  She drills the hole and puts the line in and waits.

Someone says that there’s no fish there. So she moves and does the same thing, with the same answer, after many tries the blonde finally looks around and finds a man looking very frustrated watching her.

She asks “How do you know that there are no fish here?”

“Because,” the man says, “this is a Hockey rink and second you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”