I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ha ha ha – I eat my poo!
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F-18, F-16, B-52, F-15…
Smell mop who? (Smell my poo)
Ahhahaha! (you laugh here)
Q: What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang them the looser they get.
Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.
Q: Why is it not a good idea to play poker in Africa?
A: Because there’s too many cheetahs.
Go Fuck Yourself!
Q: What do you call a nun sleepwalking?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
Q: What did the shoulder say to the arm?
A: How are you hanging?
Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
A: Someone who is outstanding in his field.
Q: What has hands but cannot clap?
A: A clock.
Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?
A: To get to de odor side.
Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?
A: When he sees stars.
Q: How does a farmer mend his plants?
A: With a cabbage patch.