These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
davepoobond: i have 4 classes tomorrow that we watch a movie in
stimpyismyname: woot
stimpyismyname: roxor
davepoobond: isn’t that weeeeeeeeird
stimpyismyname: woot
stimpyismyname: haxortheinternet.com
davepoobond: ahh?
davepoobond: what is it
davepoobond: that’s not a real site..
stimpyismyname: so what
stimpyismyname: whatcha gonna do about it
stimpyismyname: bitch
During High School…
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davepoobond: my backpack got jacked
davepoobond: during lunch
Automatic Man: LOL
davepoobond: when i was buying my lunch, i bet some kid thought it was his
davepoobond: but there wasn’t any extra backpacks out there
davepoobond: my cell phone, calculator, binder full of all the papers for the year so far, my english binder, and my english notebook are all gone
Automatic Man: that sux
davepoobond: i’m pretty much screwed on the next sociology test
Automatic Man: ya
davepoobond: and the next time my english teacher collects the notebooks
davepoobond: and my squackle notebook was in there too
davepoobond: its vucking gay
Automatic Man: ya
Automatic Man: ull get it back prlly
davepoobond: i dont know though
davepoobond: there wasn’t an extra backpack anywhere
davepoobond: that doesn’t really make sense does it
Automatic Man: the world doesnt
davepoobond: why would someone come back pick up their backpack and keep mine
davepoobond: unless they wanted to keep my shit
davepoobond: for some stupid reason
Automatic Man: ill give it back to you tomorrow
Automatic Man: 😛
davepoobond: did you seriously take it
davepoobond: i dont think you did
Automatic Man: no, i didn’t. and it sux that it was taken.
davepoobond: i had a lot of pens and markers too
davepoobond: and white out
davepoobond: and lead
Automatic Man: ya
davepoobond: scissors. my favorite scissors
davepoobond: my favorite calculator
Automatic Man: lol
davepoobond: my glasses case
Automatic Man: u had a fav.?>
davepoobond: yeah i have a favorite everything
davepoobond: i prefer the scientific calculator i had to a graphing calculator
Automatic Man: lo
stimpyismyname: :-):-P;-):-(:-P;-):-)>:o
stimpyismyname: =-O:-P:-(:-P:-(;-):-P;-):-(
stimpyismyname: =-O:-P:-(:-*:-(=-O:-P
stimpyismyname: ;-):-(>:o:-P=-O
davepoobond: wow
stimpyismyname:
:-):-(;-):-P
:-(;-):-P:-)
;-):-P:-):-(
:-P:-):-(;-)
stimpyismyname: theres a lot of courses for film at bu
davepoobond: whats bu
stimpyismyname: boston university
davepoobond: yeah i’m sure to get in there
stimpyismyname: dont care
Izumo Etsuko: waiting for GTO is killing me x.x
davepoobond: maybe you’ll die
Izumo Etsuko: 🙁
davepoobond: merry christmas
Automatic Man: little early
davepoobond: i’m actually a little late
Automatic Man: fine
davepoobond: let the bodies hit the flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
MyLeftTesticle: That guy died.
davepoobond: fag!
Automatic Man: why yes, you are
davepoobond: >:o
davepoobond: 🙁
davepoobond: what can you use it for
stimpyismyname: stuff
davepoobond: that’s alwasy good
stimpyismyname: alwasy
stimpyismyname: you big fagget
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: alwasy
davepoobond: it means “stimpyismyname is a faggot”
davepoobond: and the continuation
davepoobond: always
davepoobond: which means “stimpyismyname is a faggot cause he spells faggot with an e instead of an o”
stimpyismyname: yeah shut up
stimpyismyname: i can
stimpyismyname: if i want it to sound like that
stimpyismyname: it was bostonian
davepoobond: like what?
davepoobond: fajet?
davepoobond: fajeet
stimpyismyname: right…
davepoobond: occanse – n. hot bubbly mouth watering cheese
stimpyismyname: your cheese is bubbling in my mouth
stimpyismyname: say that in french
davepoobond: that’s not a very good thing
davepoobond: for you
stimpyismyname: great
stimpyismyname: dont care
stimpyismyname: shaddap
davepoobond: yes you do
davepoobond: i know you do
stimpyismyname: 😉
davepoobond: whoa i got an email from jesus
davepoobond: it was spam though
Return of the Dragon: hahahaha
Yonseixryu: so it’s like the navy with the dont ask dont tell thinng
Yonseixryu: that’s gay
Soup Nazi: Nope
Yonseixryu: hahaha rofl
Yonseixryu: i just made a funny
Yonseixryu: ]lol rofl rofl rofl
Soup Nazi: Not really.
Yonseixryu: You’r not laughing
Yonseixryu: You’r not laughing
Yonseixryu: join in on the festivity
Yonseixryu: lol
Yonseixryu: lol
Yonseixryu: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Yonseixryu: lol with me
davepoobond: 7_0
Soup Nazi: Anime face
Soup Nazi: fucker
davepoobond: =)
davepoobond: that was actually in a url
Soup Nazi: this is the best face ever
davepoobond: it looked like a face
Soup Nazi: get ready, it’s pretty awsome
davepoobond: U_U
Soup Nazi: >:|
Soup Nazi: This should be a recognized AOL smile >:| because it’s awsome
Soup Nazi is away at 11:31 AM
Yonseixryu: I finally found it
Yonseixryu: I found the shoe tree
Yonseixryu: it
Soup Nazi: uh?
Yonseixryu: shoe tree shoe tree
Yonseixryu: I just ate a shoe fruit for breakfast
Soup Nazi: WTF IS WITH THIS SHOE TREE?
Yonseixryu: Im going to go swing on the sheo tree
Yonseixryu: bye bye
Soup Nazi: Okay. Great fun.
davepoobond: I’ll suck your dick
NHL770: asl
davepoobond: 56/f23/hawaii
NHL770: Hi, my name is dave
davepoobond: how about that!
NHL770: sorry im straight
davepoobond: my name is dave too!
davepoobond: i am too
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davepoobond: WAIT A SECOND
davepoobond: DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE OUT OF SCHOOL
SexiLilFreek096: ok
davepoobond: IN THE CHAT ROOM
SexiLilFreek096: ya y ?
davepoobond: cause
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: hi
SexiLilFreek096: well hi
davepoobond: well hi!
davepoobond: hi hi hi
SexiLilFreek096: hi hi hi
SexiLilFreek096: ssry
davepoobond: sore
SexiLilFreek096: so were do u live
davepoobond: in my own world
davepoobond: called hell
davepoobond: i’m Satan, didn’t you know?
SexiLilFreek096: well if ur on the comp who’s watchin ova hell
davepoobond: hold on
SexiLilFreek096: ok
davepoobond: i think its Bob Hope’s shift right now
SexiLilFreek096: lol
SexiLilFreek096: r u outa skool
davepoobond: uhh yeah…i’ve been outta “skool” since i fell from Heaven
davepoobond: i got really bad grades
davepoobond: so i fell out of it
SexiLilFreek096: sure
SexiLilFreek096: im out till january 5th
davepoobond: yay
davepoobond: i’m out for eternity
davepoobond: y’know, being Satan and all
davepoobond: God doesn’t really want me back
SexiLilFreek096: o ya i c how it is
davepoobond: its a real bitch
SexiLilFreek096: well if ur satin u maust a’ got bad bad grades cause u cant spell ur own name
davepoobond: uhh
davepoobond: do you know what “satin” is?
davepoobond: “satin” is a type of textile
davepoobond: people WEAR satin
SexiLilFreek096: ya i no that
davepoobond: oh ok. glad we’re on the same page
SexiLilFreek096: ok
davepoobond: gonna go torture some more souls
davepoobond: see ya later
davepoobond: by the way, go to www.squackle.com its got lots of stuff made by me (Satan). its an orgrasm
SexiLilFreek096: ight ur on my bl is that kool
davepoobond: sure ok
SexiLilFreek096: bye ttyl