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missa: Fuck

Ryan: Fuck what?

missa: sorry

Ryan: Ok. Whatever

missa: haha ryan sorry I was making fun of this guy

Ryan: Lol ok

Ryan: Hey

missa: Hey

Ryan: What’s up

missa: retard

Ryan: What?

missa: oh f* sorry I though its my friend Ryan

Ryan: Lol. Its ok :)

missa: ok hey I’ll just take shower I’ll ping you when I’m out

Ryan: So what’s up? In english this time lol

Ryan: Ok. Sounds good

Ryan: I decided to take a quick shower too. Hopefully it will help me sleep

missa: PING!!!

Ryan: Wheee

Ryan: Feel better?

missa: you haven’t slept yet?

missa: yeah

Ryan: That’s good that you feel better :)

Ryan: Lol no =(

missa: why can’t you sleep?

Ryan: Slept late this morning

missa: ahh and your surfing the net?

Ryan: Lol ya

Ryan: Its just no fun to lie in bed alone lol

missa: lol its not insomia

Ryan: What than is it?

missa: idk but I’m sure its not insomia

Ryan: Lol. Alright miss doctor :)

missa: its insomia when you lay in bed with lights off for hours and you still can’t sleep lol

Ryan: That’s what I did lol

Ryan: And when I do that I get super horny

missa: ahh how old are you?

Ryan: 19. You?

missa: 22. ahh you like to masturbate?

Ryan: Lol sure

Ryan: Why?

missa: by the time you’re 40 or 50 symptoms of prostate cancer will start to manifest

Ryan: Lol.

Ryan: And than my life is full of jizz?

missa: looks like you’re a loser.. Hot guys don’t really masturbate and don’t spend the whole night surfing the net..

Ryan: Lol. Thanks

missa: no prob

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Tags: missa, Ryan

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall

Backwards Hat Kid: you see it nig

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall

Backwards Hat Kid: idk

davepoobond: walnuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on a chest

Backwards Hat Kid: dik in your mouth?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: chestnuts

Backwards Hat Kid: wht?

davepoobond: chest nuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on your chin

Backwards Hat Kid: dick in your mouth

davepoobond: brazil nuts

Backwards Hat Kid: what hen

davepoobond: CAUSE BRAZIL SUCKS

Backwards Hat Kid: hahaha ur funny

davepoobond: and so does soccer

davepoobond: fuck soccer

Backwards Hat Kid: go find girl

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond, soccer

Black Screen: Horny?

Black Screen: (:

davepoobond: very

Black Screen: Well I got pics. (:

davepoobond: show me some titties baby

davepoobond: oh yeah i like them

Black Screen: Show me that dick. (:

davepoobond: wow they look so good

davepoobond: did you know i dont have a neck

davepoobond: or a chin

Black Screen: Seriously?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: im deformed

Black Screen: Get up and show me!

davepoobond: i cant move

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond

Yourmomzee: OMG LOOKOUT BEHIND YOU

Yourmomzee: HOLY FUCK

Yourmomzee: IN THE WINDOW

davepoobond: oh noooo my greeen walllsss

Yourmomzee: NO SHIT DUDE

davepoobond: oh noooooo

davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo

Yourmomzee: THERES A FUCKIN GUY

Yourmomzee: WITH A KNIFE

davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

davepoobond: theres a guy

davepoobond: with a dildo

davepoobond: actually

Yourmomzee: WOAH

Yourmomzee: TMI DUDE

davepoobond: ;0

Yourmomzee: I DONT WANNA KNOW BOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

davepoobond: yes you do

Yourmomzee: OK YOU CAUGHT ME

davepoobond: i know you do

Yourmomzee: JUST LIKE THAT GUY BEHIND YOU

Yourmomzee: IS GONNA CATCH YOU

davepoobond: yeah

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: FUUCK TURN AROUND

davepoobond: he’s under the covers right now

Yourmomzee: OMG

davepoobond: nekkid

Yourmomzee: DEAR LORD

Yourmomzee: HE’S WEARING GREEN PANTS

davepoobond: he’s like really big right

Yourmomzee: AND A CHECKERED SHIRT

davepoobond: he looks like a wall and everything

Yourmomzee: NO HE’S ON YOUR BED

davepoobond: and he has cuffs on his pants

davepoobond: that look like drawers

davepoobond: oh wait

davepoobond: you meant the guy i just killed in the bed

davepoobond: yeah thats right

davepoobond: i killed him

Yourmomzee: OMG CALL THE PO-LICE

davepoobond: poor lice?

Yourmomzee: AMBER LAMPS

davepoobond: i didnt know lice had a socioeconomical system

Yourmomzee: POLICE

Yourmomzee: PO PO

Yourmomzee: FIVE OH

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: i dont know what you mean

Yourmomzee: NICE GO TEEE

davepoobond: why thank you

Yourmomzee: /SARCASM

davepoobond: (((((((((

davepoobond:

Yourmomzee: AW

Yourmomzee: =3

davepoobond: r u a girl

Yourmomzee: WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

davepoobond: a hot girl?

Yourmomzee: IM THE FUCKIN GUY IN YOUR WINDOW

Yourmomzee: LOOKOUT

davepoobond: how do you type

davepoobond: with your mind?

Yourmomzee: FACEBOOK MOBILE

Yourmomzee: DUHHH

davepoobond: chatroulette has a conduit through facebook?

Yourmomzee: IT DOES NOW

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: caps lock is cruise control for cool btw

Yourmomzee: YOU SURE ARE A QUICK ONE

davepoobond: i am

davepoobond: in bed

Yourmomzee: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE

davepoobond: ohhhhhhh

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: SO I CANT TURN ON CAPS

Yourmomzee: LOCK

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: I MAKE THAT SOUND IN BED

davepoobond: but wh-y

Yourmomzee: WITH YOUR MOM

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: BURN

davepoobond: sick burnnnnnnnnnn

davepoobond: wow twins

davepoobond: stop copying me

Yourmomzee: YOU’RE COPYING ME BRO

davepoobond: no man

davepoobond: i thought it first

Yourmomzee: HAHA SEE I FUCKIN TOLD YOU

Yourmomzee: TURN AROUND

Yourmomzee: EVERY NOW N THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

davepoobond: it was just my dog

davepoobond: you wanna see her

Yourmomzee: DEPENDS WHAT DOG MEANS

Yourmomzee: HOT DOG? NO TY

Yourmomzee: SEEN ENOUGH

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: WHATS HER NAME

Yourmomzee: WAIT

Yourmomzee: SALY

Yourmomzee: SALLY

davepoobond: Danny

Yourmomzee: I TOLD YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU THERES A KILLER DOG

davepoobond: killer dog with a knife

Yourmomzee: I HAD A HAMPSTER NAMED DANNY

Yourmomzee: WHEN I WAS IN 6TH GRADE

Yourmomzee: HE DIED

davepoobond: sorry to hear

davepoobond: i had a teacher named Mrs. Judy

Yourmomzee: YEAH ITS OK IT WAS AWHILE AGO

davepoobond: she died

Yourmomzee: AWW

Yourmomzee: RIP JUDY

davepoobond: and a teacher named Mrs. Clement

davepoobond: she was the walking dead

davepoobond: she taught science

Yourmomzee: SCIENCE RULES

davepoobond: but she shoulda taught history

davepoobond: CAUSE SHE’S THAT OLD

Yourmomzee: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

davepoobond: GET IT

Yourmomzee: OMG CAUSE SHE’S TAHT OLD RIGHT

davepoobond: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD

Yourmomzee: I FUCKIN SAW THAT COMIN IAN

davepoobond: DUDE

davepoobond: WE’RE LIKE

davepoobond: TOTALLY ATTUNED TO ONE ANOTHER

Yourmomzee: SHIT DUDE YOURE ON MY LVL

davepoobond: YEAH, LVL 80

davepoobond: LOLOL

Yourmomzee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

davepoobond: GET ITTTT

Yourmomzee: YOU PLAY WOW

davepoobond: YES

Yourmomzee: NO FUCKIN WAY

davepoobond: YES FUCKIN WAY

Yourmomzee: NOW YOURE EMBARRASSED

Yourmomzee: LOOK AT YOU

Yourmomzee: IM ON RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: WHAT SERVER

Yourmomzee: DUDE WATCH YOURE IN MY GUILD

davepoobond: probably

Yourmomzee: DARK IRON

davepoobond: fail

Yourmomzee: EPIC WIN

davepoobond: <- Ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: YOU MUST BE HORDE

davepoobond: ally

Yourmomzee: OK THANK GOD

davepoobond: yeah i hate horde too

Yourmomzee: CAUSE YOU DONT SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE JOHN

davepoobond: at least on my server

Yourmomzee: CAN I CALL YOU JOHN

davepoobond: sure

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

Yourmomzee: DANNY?

davepoobond: ill call you Antoine

davepoobond: Dave

Yourmomzee: OK JOHN

Yourmomzee: IM GOIGN FOR LOREMASTER RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: i did that like last year

Yourmomzee: HAHAHA FAIL

davepoobond: im working on the insane

Yourmomzee: DUDE

Yourmomzee: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT TODAY

Yourmomzee: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO’S DOIN IT

davepoobond: what a nub!

Yourmomzee: ITS FUCKIN INSANE

davepoobond: save your pristine black diamonds

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT YOURE SERIOUS

Yourmomzee: YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT

davepoobond: thats just a tip

Yourmomzee: I DONT HAVE ANY

Yourmomzee: THATS NOT THE HARD PART DAVE

davepoobond: well then i guess you cant save any???

Yourmomzee: ITS THE DARKMOON REP

davepoobond: you think thats the hard part?

davepoobond: thats just a money sink

Yourmomzee: I HAVE 791G

davepoobond: if you’re totally inept at making money, yeah i guess itd be hard

davepoobond: i have like 100k

Yourmomzee: DUDE IS THAT ALL YOU DO

Yourmomzee: IS CHATROULETTE AND WOW

davepoobond: yeah pretty much

Yourmomzee: DAMN

davepoobond: life is cool

Yourmomzee: ME TO

Yourmomzee: YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME G

Yourmomzee: I MEAN YOU DONT NEED 100KI

davepoobond: and i fuck around with my web site

Yourmomzee: DAVEISKEWL.COM

davepoobond: ya

Yourmomzee: I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

davepoobond: great to know it

Yourmomzee: PS

Yourmomzee: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU DAVE

Yourmomzee: OMFG

Yourmomzee: WHAT WAS THAT SERVER

davepoobond: ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

davepoobond: US

davepoobond: Zierkka

Yourmomzee: IMA MAKE A CHAR

davepoobond: sounds good bro

Yourmomzee: XFER TO DARK IRON BRO

Yourmomzee: WE’RE THE SHIT

Yourmomzee: HAVE YOU DOWNED THE LK

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i’m in a icc25 hard mode group

davepoobond: guild

davepoobond: everything but H-LK down so far

Yourmomzee: OH FUCK DUDE

Yourmomzee: YOUR REALM POP. IS HIGH

Yourmomzee: IM WORKIN ON 10 MAN LK

davepoobond: normal?

Yourmomzee: MY GUILDS BEEN WIPING FOR WEEKS IT SUCKS

Yourmomzee: YES

Yourmomzee: NORMAL

davepoobond: dude ill totally get on

davepoobond: and you can see my gear

davepoobond: go to IF

Yourmomzee: k i made a dwarf pally

Yourmomzee: haha this is hilarious

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond, World of Warcraft, Yourmomzee

davepoobond: hi

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: my tits?

Person In the Shadows: yes

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: they’re too hairy to actually see

davepoobond: sorry

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

Person In the Shadows: now

davepoobond: ok ok

davepoobond: you dont have to be so forceful

Person In the Shadows: ….

davepoobond: you could just ask nicely

Person In the Shadows: i like it rough

Person In the Shadows: please

davepoobond: i like it in general

davepoobond: get it???

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits please

davepoobond: but they’re so tender and big

davepoobond: i only show it to nice people

Person In the Shadows: i like big tits

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: im lactating right now

Person In the Shadows: im so wet

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: did you turn the sink on again

davepoobond: and put water on your face

davepoobond: how many times have i told you

Person In the Shadows: i musta let it dripping

davepoobond: not to do that

davepoobond: it wastes water

davepoobond: and you know

Person In the Shadows: do you want a sandwich?

davepoobond: how much the water bill comes

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: and the garbage man comes

davepoobond: i actually do want a sandwich

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

The Person In the Shadows then came forward and revealed himself to be a man! Then he skipped me.

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond

davepoobond: oh wow

davepoobond: that

davepoobond: is so amazing

A 50 Euro Bill: you want to have it??

davepoobond: is there a penis behind it

davepoobond: no penis no deal

A 50 Euro Bill: no

davepoobond: fine then

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond, Euro

Dark Room Person: any music playing right now?

Dark Room Person: like can u hear it?

davepoobond: i can hear somethin…

davepoobond: not like i can tell what it is though

Dark Room Person: anything new now?

davepoobond: no

Dark Room Person: idarn….

Dark Room Person: why isnt my sound working.

davepoobond: maybe because you cant see the volume switch

davepoobond: lights would be the first step to solving the problem

Dark Room Person: i see speaker and Mic

Dark Room Person: do those need to be all up?

davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about nor do i care

davepoobond: sorry

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond, sound

German Guy: du hund

davepoobond: das boot

German Guy: wheare you from

davepoobond: usa

davepoobond: you

German Guy: i m from germay

German Guy: wat s am mann

German Guy: up

davepoobond: nothin, just bored

davepoobond: how about you

German Guy: i m coksing

davepoobond: is that german for masturbating

davepoobond: there’s too many people masturbating on here

German Guy: im speaking ltle english

davepoobond: i dont know any german, so i cant really help

German Guy: wow

German Guy: have you girl friend

German Guy: in usa

davepoobond: no, do you have a girlfriend in usa

German Guy: no

German Guy: hear in germany

German Guy: i m have

German Guy: bitshes

davepoobond: lots of bitches right

German Guy: yes i m fuck hear bithses in ass

davepoobond: i hope you use a condom, its not good to get shit in your dick

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond, Germany

Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: hello

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: thank you for not masturbating into the camera

Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: yes

Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: oke

davepoobond: okedoke

Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: you

davepoobond: me

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond

Young Girl that Could Possibly Be a Boy: hi

davepoobond: hi

Young Girl that Could Possibly Be a Boy: will you play

davepoobond: play what

Young Girl that Could Possibly Be a Boy: i will see you penis you see my puss

davepoobond: how old are you…

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: i guess i should be glad you’re not a dude masturbating

2 Young Girls of Questionable Age: ill show you my tits if you put a shoee on your head ?

davepoobond: its ok, you can leave your shirt on

2 Young Girls of Questionable Age: sorry were lookinn for a shoee type of guy .

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Tags: Chatroulette, davepoobond

stimpyismyname: for what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think?

stimpyismyname: why do i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think what?

stimpyismyname: why do i think that i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think that i think what?

stimpyismyname: why do you think that i think that i think that you think what

ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of.

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Tags: AIM Bot, stimpyismyname, ZolaOnAOL

DailyDraw: you know 2 men made google

DailyDraw: they made over 2billion on that sorry ass shhit its good thouhg i use it and like it alot

DailyDraw: time to go cya

davepoobond: k bye

Daily Draw signed off at 5:34 PM

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Tags: DailyDraw, davepoobond, Google

stimpyismyname: gangster tic tac toe

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: are you gonna make it

stimpyismyname: probably not

davepoobond: you should make a lot of the simple games and make them gangster

davepoobond: that’d be funny

davepoobond: put them into a gangster arcade

stimpyismyname: you do it

davepoobond: why the fuck would you say that

stimpyismyname: YOU do it

stimpyismyname: YOOOOOU

davepoobond: i know how to program in game maker less than j2k

davepoobond: and he actually knows how to do it

stimpyismyname: so…

stimpyismyname: learn

stimpyismyname: i did

davepoobond: and

davepoobond: you’re

davepoobond: stupid

stimpyismyname: and

stimpyismyname: fuck

stimpyismyname: you

davepoobond: that’s

davepoobond: harsh

stimpyismyname: you like cock

davepoobond: your mom does

stimpyismyname: your mom likes yours

stimpyismyname: thats why she wants to keep you close

davepoobond: your mom likes that you like your mom likes yours

stimpyismyname: you think that makes sense but it doesnt

davepoobond: it does

davepoobond: it means she likes that you like her liking yours

stimpyismyname: not the way you said it

davepoobond: read it closer

stimpyismyname: YOU read it closer

davepoobond: i did

davepoobond: i wrote the damn thing

stimpyismyname: your mom likes that you like that she likes yours

stimpyismyname: that would make sense

stimpyismyname: i GUESS

stimpyismyname: ..fag

davepoobond: i’m the fag? you’re the one who likes it when your mom likes that you like her suckin on your pencil dick

stimpyismyname: oooh my names dave and i said mark has a pencil dick

stimpyismyname: im soo funny

davepoobond: oooh my name’s mark and i dont have a comeback so i’m just going to act like i’m mocking dave and denounce it as not funny

stimpyismyname: im dave and im gonna say more stupid shit to make it look like the other shit isaid was DAVES GAY

davepoobond: i’m mark and i’m not original so i’m going to keep doing the same thing again but this time doing it to the thing dave did mocking me mocking him

stimpyismyname: stimpyismyname: daves being stupid

hypermachodude: haha

hypermachodude: what a fag

davepoobond: who the fuck is that

stimpyismyname: your mother

stimpyismyname: ;-)

stimpyismyname: wink wink

stimpyismyname:
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stimpyismyname: look im asian

davepoobond: who the hell is that macho dude guy

stimpyismyname: wouldnt youuuu like to know

davepoobond: kind of

stimpyismyname: oooooooh

davepoobond: i dont think he even knows me

stimpyismyname: im sure he doe

stimpyismyname: s

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Tags: davepoobond, hypermachodude, J2K, stimpyismyname

Izumo Etsuko: “If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.”

Izumo Etsuko: I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. “Get down!” yelled Uncle Lou. “Don’t move!” screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn’t listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: Jack Handey rocks

Izumo Etsuko: If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. “Wait a minute! I thought we won!”

Izumo Etsuko: http://www.tremorseven.com/aim/deepaim.php?job=view

davepoobond: http://www.squackle.com/screwedup/world/riaa.shtml

Izumo Etsuko: I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.

davepoobond: did you read my article

Izumo Etsuko: reading it now

Izumo Etsuko: yay

Izumo Etsuko: a fellow anti-RIAA dude

Izumo Etsuko: the MPAA sucks ass too…

Izumo Etsuko: they sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: they’re the same companies

davepoobond: basically

Izumo Etsuko: yeah…

Izumo Etsuko: but the MPAA sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: >>

davepoobond: movies are a different deal than music

Izumo Etsuko: …they sued 2600 for linking people to DL a program that would let them rip and back up their DVDs

davepoobond: what do you want me to do about it, call them up and ask them to stop?

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: Sundays blow monkey ass

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Tags: davepoobond, Izumo Etsuko, MPAA, RIAA