Men are like guns. Keep them around long enough and you’ll eventually want to shoot them.
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Joke #12238
July 17th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #12192
June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
I’m at that odd age when I should know better, but could care less.
Tags: age
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
Anyone who thinks he’s too smart to read books is too dumb to know how stupid he is.
Tags: book
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
It’s unfortunate that by the time you realize how much fun it is to be young, you’re old.
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
I’m so sure that I’ll never gamble again that I’m willing to bet on it.
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
You’re only as old as you feel. The trouble is I’m only twenty and I feel like I’m sixty.
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
With crime as rampant as it is today, the pen is mightier than the sword only if it shoots tear gas.
Tags: crime, pen, sword, tear gas
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
Our days on this earth are numbered. Don’t take my word for it, check a calendar.
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
Inflation has increased life expectancy. People live longer these days because funerals cost so much.
Tags: funeral, inflation, money
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
Did you hear about the entomologist who live din the slums? He went out and bought a water bed so his roaches could go swimming in the summer.
Tags: bed, entomologist, summer, swim
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
I don’t get any respect at all. If I were cremated, they wouldn’t put my ashes in an urn. They’d probably put them in a spittoon.
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
A young actor went to see a producer about a job. The producer asked, “Mr. Hughes, have you ever had any stage experience?”
The actor replied, “Well, I once had my left leg in a cast!”
Tags: actor, broken leg, producer
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June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
People who have claustrophobia should not buy tiny compact cars. Traveling around in one of them is enough to drive anyone crazy.
Tags: car, claustrophobia
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