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He’s an innocent Sailor Man
His Spinach Maybe Marijuana
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Tag Archives: weed
Quote #21482
“Hardy rock & roll slam a fifth smoke a bowl for all those preps who think their cool think again ’cause STONERS RULE!”
– tok-a
The Blunt That Never Ends
Parody of “The Song That Never Ends” from Lambchop’s Playalong.
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This is the blunt that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some people started smoking it
Not knowing what it was
And kept on smoking it
Just because (because because because)
(Continue from the top)
Joke #18506
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.
As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if we had anything of value to report.
“Not really,” Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she continued, “I only bought a little pot.”
Quote #16817
Written in the profile field “Personal Quote:”
“why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly”
– from the internet
Quote #15437
“The pot bus blows!!”
– from the Radio
Quote #14744
“Wait, Afghani drug dealers are selling canadian pot? Those bastards!”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14625
“beer is legal, grass ain’t”
– Lethal Weapon (1987)
Quote #13994
“wake ~n~ bake,.. afternoon high,.. night stoned,.. all day fried.”
– crack whore
Quote #13986
“If you stand on the toilet, you’re high on pot!”
– brainchick91
Joke #13082
With my luck — even if my lawn were made of artificial turf, there’d be real dandelions in it.
sea-weed
sea-weed – n. weed grown in the sea
elint
elint – n. seafood-flavored marijuana
;} electronic lint
tresmin
tresmin – v. to have a stoned happyface-look, while in a sink full of water and soap
high-larious
high-larious – adj. hilarious only when high