ghost poop – n. the kind of poop where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet
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GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop – n. the type of poop when you try to poop when you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
flushrush
flushrush – n. the temporary high you get from trying to flush your head down the toilet
;} a race between 2 or more toilets
flrush
flrush – n. the enjoyment from flushing a toilet
fick
fick – n. a toilet machine that works like a bandaid smoking a tree bong.
Ex. What the fick.
ereket
ereket – v. to drop a cup into a toilet
eiiarafi
eiiarafi – n. a condom mistaken for a toilet
dunnytruck
dunnytruck – n. a truck that transports portable toilets to places such as special outdoor events, contruction sites, or camps
dunnycan
dunnycan – n. Aussie slang for “toilet” or “outhouse.”
Ex. Someone would say “I’m bustin to go to the dunny”
drinker poop
drinker poop – n. the kind of poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet
dinglewash
dinglewash – v. to take a dump and the water from the toilet splashes up from a smaller more dense turd and dampens the gooch
Die Aria
Die Aria – n. when on the toilet, this substance has a tendency to be released.
Ex. I made a Die Aria
crack whore
crack whore – n. a crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell tale signs of a crack whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid crack whore at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don’t forget, a crack whore can become a safe haven <see safe haven>
cow patty
cow patty – n. when having lots of fiber and fruit/vegetables you shit out a dollop into the toilet which looks like cow shit. The result is a cow patty
courtesy flush
courtesy flush – n. the act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the walk of shame <see walk of shame>