“China has the best harbors in China”
– davepoobond
“China has the best harbors in China”
– davepoobond
“Mrs. Dyke didn’t take a shower, she smells!”
– davepoobond
“The Aztecs died”
– davepoobond
“Mexican food is made mainly of burritos and beans”
– davepoobond
“South America is in the South!”
– davepoobond
“Plumbers have red toilets in their ears”
– davepoobond
“a man can only be measured by the size of his unibrow”
– davepoobond
“ahhh! theres chemicals in the air, mutating human kind little by little….and i’m loving it!”
– davepoobond
“whee! are you bored and just plain ‘energy-less?’ listen to old pop, and it’ll perk you right up!”
– davepoobond
“ok, everybody! put on your cottage cheese dresses and whip cream hats! we’re goin to the super market!”
– davepoobond
“hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
– davepoobond
“my sister is a prissy pony!”
– davepoobond
“fart………”
– davepoobond
“Who controls the past, controls the future, who controls the present now, has to deal with Bill Clinton!”
– davepoobond
“Cigarettes are mini devils”
– davepoobond