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Quote #17075

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“what’s boring about women running around with sticks, huh?”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17074

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“so, I’m just playing the flute?”

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Quote #17073

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“I came to leave”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17072

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“when the first black president goes into office, a comet will hit the Earth, just like in Deep Impact!”

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Quote #17071

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“can I get some ass with that cupcake”

::gets slapped::

– davepoobond

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Quote #17070

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I’ll pass on passing out…”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17069

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

::talking about Ms. Boms who isn’t really dead::

“even from the grave, she torments us!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17068

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“a man is measured only how much a man he really is by his leg hairs, …and for women that look like men, too. If you shave your legs, you may as well be a woman.”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17067

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“did you fart? It smells like pineapple”

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Quote #17066

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“I look like a cottage in the woods when I put this on!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17065

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“tall bitches can’t live forever!”

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Quote #17064

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“New England won, kitty! New England won!”

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Quote #17063

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“speakin’ of leaks, I gotta take a leak”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17062

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“I want a big bottle of glucose”

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Quote #17061

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“the person in the tree is a woman!”

– davepoobond

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