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MY BIG NUTS,
WHILE YOU ALL GET GANG BANGED! HEY!
Tag Archives: testicles
Joke #26040: Royal Job Interview
Two blokes living in the Australian outback saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen of England. She was looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage.
They applied and were very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty.
She says to them: “Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen.”
After they show her their ankles, the Queen says: “It is also important that you don’t have knobby knees, so I need to see your knees too.”
Once she has seen their knees, she says: “Now everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your testimonials.”
Nine years later, when the pair are finally released from prison, one of the blokes says to the other:
”I reckon, if we just had a bit more education we would have got that job!”
The Many Ways to Say Testicles
A –
B – Balls, Berries, Bulge, Ballsack, Basket
C –
D –
E – Equipment
F – Family jewels, Fuzzy peaches
G – Gonads, Groin
H –
I –
J – Jewels, Junk
K –
L –
M – Merchandise
N – Nads, Nuts, Nutsack
O –
P – Pills, Privates
Q –
R – Rocks
S – Stones, Sack, Scrotum
T – Testicles, Testes
U – Undercarriage
V –
W –
X –
Y –
Z –
Quote #23352
“En la manana, tengo dos testiculos, ahora tengo uno.”
– davepoobond
Hate Mail #22129
This form was submitted: Dec 19 2004 / 14:36:36
name = BOB
email = nothanks@somehitng.com
use_email = yes
song = IS FUKING GAY AND YOR GAY U GOT TO MUCH EFFNIG TIME U LOSER NUT SACK!
cojones
cojones – n. slang for testicles.
cock and ball torture
cock and ball torture – n. the BDSM practice of attaining pleasure by inflicting and/or receiving painful stimulation to the male genitals.
blue balls
blue balls – n. a pain in the testicles that accompanies erections which last for long periods of time without the relief of ejaculation
basket
basket – n. slang for the scrotum
anorchous
anorchous – adj. to have no testicles
Joke #21183
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Joke #18749
Q: What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Bad Submission #8643
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email =
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qjoke = DEZ NUTS n ur mouth!!!! biz-aathc!!!
Mr. C Fat Nuts
Mr. C Fat Nuts is based on a real life computer teacher. He eats like a bear, and constantly gains weight for hibernation at night (or something like that).