Mary had a little lamb
It was a little runt
Every time it wagged its tail
you could see its little ::giggles::
Mary had a little lamb
It was a little runt
Every time it wagged its tail
you could see its little ::giggles::
Q: How do you get into a fox hole?
A: Lift its tail.
You have only one minute, a pen and a sheet of paper.
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1. Take a clean sheet of paper and draw a pig on it.
2. Don’t look at the results before you have drawn the pig.
3. DON’T PEEK AT RESULTS BEFORE YOU HAVE FINISHED DRAWING THE PIG!
Okay, are you ready? Oink, let’s start. Scroll to the bottom for the results after you drew a pig.
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Pig Test Results
If you have drawn a lot of details you are analytical, patient and suspicious.
If you have not wasted time on details, you are broad minded, sentimental, even gullible, not too systematic and take a lot of risks.
If you drew less than 4 legs you are in an insecure stage of life, or your entire life is in constant upheaval.
If you drew 4 legs, you are self confident, stubborn and hold on to your plans.
If you drew more than 4 legs, you are an idiot.
The size of the pigs ears tells about your ability to listen to other people — the bigger the better…
And finally the pig’s tail should tell you something about your sex life, once again the bigger and more curled, the… what, forgot the tail? No, it’s absolutely impossible to do the test again.
Q: What did one dog detective say to the other dog detective?
A: “I think someone is tailing us.”
Q: What food sounds like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed cat in the morning?
A: Cats-up!
GUY: “What? Only two dogs in this whole town?”
DOG OWNER: “Yes… It’s a city of two tails!”
Q: When is a dog’s tail not a dog’s tail?
A: When it’s a waggin’ (a wagon)!
Q: What animal has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat, and the ways of a cat, but isn’t a cat?
A: A kitten!
Q: What do you call a gossipy cat or dog?
A: A tail-bearer!
Q: Why did the dog keep chasing his tail?
A: He wanted to see if he could make ends meet!
Q: What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?
A: “Me-ow!“
“The dog was eating its tail”
– davepoobond
“I am the almighty elmo. all bow down to me, unless u dont want to, of course. I like to eat a monkey tail everyday, and i recommend u to also. good bye”
– elmoisfurry
“The dog has been chasing it’s tail since the weather turned good”
– Ms. Signs