::insert picture of a more-or-less hot chick::
“I am unique. You love me.
My favorite thing to do is eat. I enjoy books, they are more entertaining than most people.
I am not sarcastic and hate humor.
Music is for the weak.
Lets get tacos sometime.
I always wear a pleather jumpsuit underneath my clothes.”
– from a girl’s dating profile.
Mrs. Stickums: “What does a taco have?”
davepoobond: “meat, taco…shell, cheese…lettuce”
Mrs. Stickums: “so, what is that?”
davepoobond: “a… taco”
Mrs. Stickums: “no, its a combination food”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Stew unto others…
Let’s berry the hatchet…
A starch in time saves nine…
Give me liver-ty or give me death…
Tacos cheap…
Early to bread, early to rise…
Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
Q: If Hungarians eat goulash and Mexicans eat tacos, what do Chinese eat?
A: Chow Mein-ly!
Chan is older than Pedro
Pedro is older than Sarah
Valerie is older than Greg
Dan is older than Greg
Polygon G has more than 6 sides
Polygon K has more than 6 sides
There are three sisters
Two of them are athletes
And two of them like tacos
Can you be sure that both
Of the athletes like tacos?
At least one of the athletic sisters like tacos
vuamt – n. a taco of pure meat, even the shell is meat
squill – v. to order 100 tacos
qioiua – n. a taco barn
air taco – n. a taco made out of air