Sister: Haven’t you finished the alphabet soup yet?
Brother: Not yet. I’m only up to the K’s.
Tag Archives: soup
Joke #11423
Sister: What’s the matter with you? Mom told you to watch when the soup boils!
Brother: I did! It boiled at exactly 6:25!
Joke #11358
Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it.
“When did you first notice the leak?” the repairman inquired.
Mr. Gable scowled.
“Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!”
Joke #11184
Q: Why was Spider-Man offended when the waiter brought his soup?
A: There was no fly in it.
zraqui
zraqui – n. a bathtub full of cream of mushroom soup
Regurgitated Dehydrated Instant Soup
(Man barfs into a cup)
Man: we just dehydrate it, and sell it to you. Its that simple. Never the same taste, and almost nutritious! We have 300 healthy and not so healthy workers working day and night!
(the camera gets a view of an assembly line of people barfing into cups. Some have green faces)
(end)
zogoo
zogoo – v. to reheat soup every 2 minutes for 6 hours
supoo
supoo – v. to poo into a soup
soup
soup – n. a liquidy food which is good when filled with veggies
mwng
mwng – n. a soup containing deodorant
ginitchtaw
ginitchtaw – n. a soup made with pencil lead and electrical wires
funaki
funaki – n. vitamin soup
chediak
chediak – v. to put soup into an outlet