Q: Why did Mother Cobra put powder on her babies?
A: To avoid viper (diaper) rash.
Tag Archives: snake
Joke #18047
Q: What kind of snakes are useful in rainstorms?
A: Windshield vipers.
Joke #18046
Q: Where does the king of the boa constrictors stay when he’s in Las Vegas?
A: Squeezer’s (Caesar’s) Palace.
Joke #18045
Q: What would you get if you crossed linguine with a boa constrictor?
A: Spaghetti that winds itself.
Joke #18044
Q: What did the garden snake say to his wife?
A: “I wear the plants in the family.”
Joke #18043
Q: What do you take for snakebite?
A: Anti-hiss-tamines.
Joke #18042
Q: What do country western snakes wear?
A: Venom (denim) jackets.
Joke #18041
JASON: “I finally found the rattle in my car.”
MASON: “I’m glad to hear it.”
JASON: “I’m not — it was attached to a snake.”
Joke #18024
Q: When do snakes stuff turkeys?
A: Fangsgiving.
Joke #17929
Q: What country did the python represent at the Olympics?
A: The United Snakes of America.
Joke #17882
Q: Where do snakes go on vacation?
A: Venom-Zuela
Joke #17509
Q: Which pet snakes do very well in arithmetic?
A: The adders!
Quote #16467
“the basketball player owns a snake”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15924
“Bugs and snakes may not be everyone’s cup of tea!”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15686
“He’s so mean he eats snakes for breakfast”
– Ms. Signs