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Tag Archives: smell
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24571
Jingle Bells
Barney smells
BJ laid an egg
Baby Bop lost a leg
And the kids killed em’ hey!
Hate Mail #24444
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This form was submitted: Oct 23 2003 / 12:36:18
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jinglesong = JINGLE BELLS, YOUR SITE SMELLS, YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING LAME! THIS SONG SUCKS, MY BIG NUTS, WHILE YOU ALL GET GANG BANGED! HEY!
Jingle Bells Song #24439
jingle bells, rachel smell, mary laid an egg
mary-mobile lost its wheal and rachel got away HEY!
dashing through the clouds, in a two horses open air,
over the smilies we go, singing all the way, ha ha,
do do do dodo , mary is washing rachel right now, bla bla bla
bla bla.. bla bla bla bla blaaaaaaa!!!!
Joke #24422
Q: What’s clear and smells like red paint?
A: Chloroform. Shhhhh.
trestirarelz
trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work. It always smells awful, too.
alsonano
alsonano – n. the awful smell that emanates from an old man’s room that smells like old, musty, almonds
#22501: Para -> davepoobond
Para: ::jingles a baggy of teeth at him::
davepoobond: woowwee
Para: Heh
davepoobond: that was unexpected to see ya IM me
Para: Got my wisdom teeth removed.
Para: Heh
davepoobond: that’s funny
davepoobond: is your mouth all numb
Para: Nah, had em removed friday.
Para: Now I’m just in pain. 😀
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: how many did you have?
Para: 4
davepoobond: i had 6
davepoobond: 4 on the top 2 on the bottom
davepoobond: stupid doctor made the joke saying i have extra wisdom
davepoobond: i wonder how many times a day those nurses have to hear that jackass say that same joke
Para: Lol, now that sucks.
Para: Mine were just huge.
Para: The bottom ones were twice as large as the top.
davepoobond: interesting
Para: Looks like you could have pulled em out of a small cow.
Para: Had to cut of part of my jaw bone to get one out.
davepoobond: ow
Para: It had pinched some bone.
Para: I have the jaw bone too. 😀
Para: Did you keep yours?
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: i dont think they let me keep them
davepoobond: or my mom didn’t want to
davepoobond: something like that
davepoobond: they said the 2nd set at the top just crumbled when they took them out
davepoobond: i think i actually lost them
Para: Actually they aren’t supposed to let you keep them.
Para: They are a biohazard.
davepoobond: then i probably don’t have them
Para: I’m persistant though.
davepoobond: or never did
Para: Plus they usually have to cut impacted ones up to get them out.
Para: So I have 2 teeth in 5 different pieces.
Para: But I can glue em back.
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: never know when you’ll need biohazard material, i guess
Para: Lol, they aren’t anymore.
Para: I washed em.
Para: I can understand why they would be.
davepoobond: people might eat them, they can’t take the chance
Para: It takes awhile to clean them, it would take them too long to clean them… so they would have to hand them to you bloody and with gum tissue hanging off.
Para: So I had a little gruesome bloody baggy off teeth for a bit.
Para: Creeped the hell out of my mom.
Para: I’m standing over the bathroom sink, about 4 hours after the surgery, a little dopey… and using a nail brush to scrap it all off.
Para: Which it didn’t work.
Para: So I had to boil them.
Para: She refused to come into the kitchen
davepoobond: ew
Para: Lol
Para: What, they are just teeth.
davepoobond: well you’re boiling them and scraping them
Para: Had to, rather do that then have rotten human flesh smell.
davepoobond: you could’ve always sucked it all off
Para: Can’t suck… can’t use a straw for a week.
davepoobond: meh
Para: Lol
Para: I don’t know why that seems to freak people out.
davepoobond: it doesn’t really
davepoobond: its just kind of nasty
Para: *shrugs*
Para: I had little options
davepoobond: the thought of seeing gum hanging off teeth dripping with blood
davepoobond: kind of unsettling
Joke #22432
Q: What’s blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.
ceprndpmsmeugdtbdyhoertmyblue
ceprndpmsmeugdtbdyhoertmyblue – n. the smell that old crayons give off. It can also be applied to other places where the smell emanates where there are no crayons involved.
Quote #16861
“Mrs. Dyke didn’t take a shower, she smells!”
– davepoobond
Quote #16065
“Smells nice in here”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #13350
Q: Why did the sock monster cross the road?
A: To stink up the whole town.
vere
vere – v. to smell a mountain
Stuff At the Zoo I Was Scared Of
I was scared of swans, flamingos, and monkeys when i was 5 or 6 years old. Swans scared me because they looked like they would eat me. Flamingos scared me, because there were so many of them and I felt they would fly up and eat me. Monkeys scared me because I thought they would jump at me and bite me, then I’d die.
Now, swans, flamingos, and monekys aren’t scary anymore to me, because of things I learned about them.
Another thing I was scared of was this thing that is in the zoo and you push a button and it lets you smell an animal. It scared me because I smelled a bear, a skunk, and a gorilla, and I stayed away from it.
Now, they took that thing away, so I’m not scared of it anymore.