eietsidupi – v. to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on
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Essay on the Iceman
I wrote this in 6th grade for class.
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The Iceman is the best preserved human ever found. He was found in Italy. Nobody knew where he came from or who he was.
The Iceman’s clothing was a cape, shoes with grass on the inside (found only in the Alps), a leather sole in each of his shoes, and ibex shoelaces. He also had a coat made of animal skins and a leather pouch. The Iceman is about 5,300 years old. He was said to have lived in the New Stone Age or “Neolithic Epoch.”
The Iceman had some tools. His tools were: a flint knife and a metal blade ax made of copper with a wooden handle. He also had a quiver of arrows, and a wooden bow.
His copper blade ax had a wooden handle but strangely enough the Neolithic Epoch was before the Copper Age when Copper was first found, so what was a Neolithic man doing with a copper blade for an ax? That’s something that we might never know.
Dream #23036: The Baseball Dream
I wrote this in 2002.
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I had a dream that I was the best pitcher on a baseball team, but I knew I wasn’t any good.
So this big championship game or something was there, but I didn’t get dressed, because when I put on my shoes, they caught on fire, then I put the fire out by blowing on it, but it relit, so I put it under the sink and it went out.
But it relit again and I just let it burn.
So the scene changed to the baseball game, and when I wasn’t there, they had a 2 foot tall 10 year old pitch for them instead.
They were losing pretty badly, when the assistant coach finally found me at home, and he said “we’re losing, you have to get dressed and play!” But I said, “no, I don’t want to get dressed!”
Then I woke up.
Ways Cocaine is Smuggled Out of South America
Here is the all inclusive list of how cocaine smuggled out of South America. If you have more “ways” of doing it, let us know in the comments!
- Pressed into the side of a phonographic record.
- Included in pottery.
- Heels of shoes.
- Batteries.
- Hollowed out pineapples
Squacklecast Episode 11 – “Team Cruise vs. Team Jesus”
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Hey everyone! Did you like the new rap song I made? Dinosaur Habitat and DJ Davy A are my alternate nicknames for music creation.
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Anyway, this week we scratch the surface of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise marriage split!
5 Years is a long time for a marriage that wasn’t going to work.
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Just what the hell is scientology? Something that breaks apart marriages, obviously (see above). That’s all I could understand from the Wikipedia article.
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Mormonism? You get your own planet? I don’t know if that’s right…
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In heaven, everyone wears these awesome fire kicks:
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Rock of Ages lost money, no shocker there.
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Tom Cruise a short lumpy lookin guy, huh?
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Who wouldn’t want to watch the chaos that ensues around Katie Holmes life when there’s a boring reality show about Clint Eastwood’s wife and daughter, not even with him in it.
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Ringer was canceled after a season.
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Jim Carrey dropped out of the Farrelly brother’s latest movie. Wait, how do you say Farrelly? Peter Far-LEE? Bobby Far-Re-Lee?
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Magic Mike makes male stripping look cool…?
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More Tyler Perry bashing this week. Wait, someone recorded that Madea bullshit as stage plays and thought it was good enough to make it into a movie? They couldn’t see that it was shitty before they spent money on making it?
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Fur-assic Park is my Jurassic Park parody.
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Who said anything about DATING Katie Holmes? I’d just do her and call it a life.
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Buff Bagwell will be my choice to play Tom Cruise on the made-for-TV movie about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.
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See ya next week!