slut – n. a married girl that cheats on her husband
;} a girl that takes it up the ass on the first date. Don’t fall for a girl that takes it up the ass on the first date
;} a person like Sharon Turner that has sex with you 10 minutes after meeting you
shit – n. something that smells and tastes better than Sharon Turner’s pussy
Sharon Turner’s pussy – n. the smelliest thing in the Solar System
sharonturner – n. a lying, prunefaced, flatchested bitch that STINKS
;} a lying, prune-faced, flat-chested bitch that has nastiest-smelling pussy in the Solar System.
sad – adj. when a girl has beautiful blowjob lips, but she can’t (or won’t) give head
;} when a girl gives lousy head and has a loose pussy, but she won’t take it up the ass to make up for it
;} when an idiot or asshole can get hired or laid, but you can’t
;} when assholes don’t have to pay for being an asshole
;} The Bloodhound Gang’s career
;} when a girl’s asshole smells and tastes WAY better than her pussy, like with Sharon Turner
real world – n. a place where some people live and worry because they don’t have enough money.
Ex. Sharon Turner lives in the real world now that she’s left her rich husband.
rat – n. a nasty little creature.
Ex. I’d like to stick a rat up Sharon Turner’s ass, then sew some cheese to her tongue and sew her ass shut.
quarter pounder with cheese – n. an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection <see Sharon Turner>
pussy – n. something usually fun to eat, except in Sharon Turner’s case
;} this is something women have and it’s the only reason men talk to the stupid bitches.
Ex. If women didn’t have a pussy, they’d all be in jail
pumes – n. fumes coming from Sharon Turner’s pussy or panties
prunefish – n. what it looks and smells like in Sharon Turner’s pants
perfect – n. what Sharon Turner said when I fucked her in the ass while fingering her clit
peath – n. BAD breath coming from Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy
;} Death + pussy breath = peath
overdrive – n. the gear you put your tongue in so you won’t have to smell or taste Sharon Turner’s pussy for very long
orgasm – n. the best part of sex
;} the reason people have sex.
Ex. Sharon Turner could have 10 orgasms, but she’s such a dead fuck you’d never notice.