“how about we get some lunch and hump?”
– from the Radio
“how about we get some lunch and hump?”
– from the Radio
“Sex sex sex. I wanna do things to her”
– from the Radio
“Super long extra love making!”
– from the Radio
“No humping, no pushing, no stiffing hineys”
– from the Radio
“eating and talking about sex”
– from the TV
“NOW YOU CAN BE SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE TO SEXY MEN OR WOMEN! Get more smiles, conversations, flirting and sex…virtually overnight!”
– from the Internet
“For the first time in years I am able to enjoy sex as much as my husband. He says the feelings during sex remind him of when we were first married.”
– Wendy – 51 years old
– from the Internet
“I thought I knew sexual pleasure before, but I have never in my life experienced such an incredible orgasm. Thank you so much for this incredible product. My life will never be the same again.”
– from the Internet
“Instead of using a lubricant, I use Vitara™. It feels more natural and definitely makes sex more fun.”
– Pattie – 42 years old
– from the Internet
“Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can’t stop!”
– from the Internet
“thanks for having sex with me”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
“gettin layyyyyyyyyyyed!, gettin layyyyyed gettin layed gettin layed!”
– from a movie
NAUGHTY JOKE!!!
Future family: (the character is a boy)
I had a best friend. I liked her. Soon, we were partners. Being her bf, I sometimes think that I want to marry her. Then one day, I asked her mom and dad if I could, then they said “No. We’ll test you first… Someday..” I saw how my gf’s sister looked. She was so sexy and pretty, she looked so gorgeous at her short skirt and cute shirt, soon I had a crush on her. This time came that we were the only two people in the house. She told me, “Oh I can’t stand this feeling anymore. I love you Arkin! So much! Your wedding’s coming soon, and if you want one last wild thing, just go upstairs and get me.” As she went up the stairs, she gave her sexy panty to me, and showed me her pussy. Gosh ! I can’t believe it! Then I removed my pants and brief, I let him see my penis, but the door was locked so I guess no one saw me. I went up to the room. We had sexy sex. She let me saw her boobs, her pussy, and everything, after a little while, my gf’s family saw me, I said ” I’m sorry. I love your daughter. May I bring her home?”
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fuckfit – adj. descriptive of someone who looks like they are very fuckable/good to have sex with.
Ex. She is very fuckfit.
rezink – v. to get blisters by jacking off/giving a hand job