slyffle – v. to watch Biff from Back to the Future get a blow job.
Ex. We had a slyffle party last night.
slyffle – v. to watch Biff from Back to the Future get a blow job.
Ex. We had a slyffle party last night.
shrimper – n. a man who cums in a woman’s ass, and then eats it out. Man this gross, if anyone does this they should be castrated, because that’s disgusting.
screaming seagull – n. a sexual act in which you’re fucking a girl on the beach, and then during the middle of it, you put sand on your dick and then resume fucking the girl, and she becomes a screaming seagull.
rusty trombone – n. a sexual activity in which you fuck a girl in the ass and then she sucks your dick. Can also be a girl sucking your asshole while she jacks you off.
oreo – n. the sexual position with a white person in the middle of 2 black people
;} a cookie with “stuffing” in the middle
oblunaflah – v. to donkey punch.
Ex. I am going to oblunaflah you in the head!!!
felch – v. to eat your own semen out of a woman.
Ex. I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!
Dirty Sanchez – n. a sexual activity in which a guy fucks a girl in the ass, and then wipes the shit all over her face
dimanshipteng – n. when a girl releases her vaginal fluids all over the place and makes you lick it up
Cross-eyed Bear – n. a sexual activity in which a guy blows his load up a chick’s nose and she goes all cross-eyed like.
cookie – n. a game consisting of at least 8 guys that jack off to see who’s jizz gets the closest to the cookie. The guy who gets the closest to the cookie must eat it.
Ex. John and his friends played a game of cookie.
conger – n. a 2 hour blow job
cock stab – v. to jam your penis into your lovers eye
Chili Dog – n. a sexual act where you shit on a girls chest and titty fuck her
bukakke – n. a circle of men who blow a load over a Japanese girl’s face