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Joke #12587
Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?
A: So he could grade his eggs.
Joke #12584
In the school library, a lad stopped a young girl and said, “Excuse me, but haven’t I met you somewhere?”
The gal replied, “Sure you have. I go there often.”
Joke #12582
DAD: “Son, I want you to have something I never had in school.”
SON: “What’s that? Passing grades?”
old-timer
old-timer – n. a person who remembers when a hot lunch at school was a warm meal instead of a stolen sandwich
Joke #12577
Did you hear about the student who was so bad, he came home from school with a note demanding a good excuse for his presence?
Joke #12575
It’s not easy teaching school these days. The students are so tough, they keep the teachers after school.
Joke #12564
My pet dog is so bad, last week he was expelled from obedience school.
Joke #12397
A father told a friend, “I stopped my son from getting to school late by buying him a car.”
“How did that stop his lateness?” asked the friend.
The father answered, “Now he gets there early so he can find a parking space.”
School Classmates
You can tell a freshman,
by his slap-happy look.
You tell a sophomore,
because he carries a comic book.
You can tell a junior,
by his debonair and such.
You tell a senior,
but you can’t tell him much.
Joke #12085
GENERAL: “Soldier, why didn’t you salute me? Do you know what this star on my shoulder means?”
ROOKIE: “Yep! It means you did good in school today.”
Joke #12039
A daughter told her mother, “Jimmy, who lives down the block, went to school with his dog day after day until the day when they parted.”
The mother gasped and said, “You mean the dog died?”
Her daughter smiled and replied, “Oh, no! The dog graduated.”
Joke #12006
Two kids were talking one day. The first boy said, “I have to get a calendar.”
The other lad asked, “Why?”
The first boy answered, “Because yesterday I got sick so I wouldn’t have to go to school, and then I found out it was Saturday.”
surgeon
surgeon – n. a guy who preferred to cut up at medical school
Joke #11945
Two kids were walking to school one day. The first boy said, “I don’t think my parents like me.”
“Why do you say that?” asked his friend.
“Well, when y mother makes me sandwiches, she wraps them in a road map.”