Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: To match Santa’s suit.
Tag Archives: Santa Claus
Joke #13753
Q: Who says “Ho, Ho, Ho, Help!”?
A: Santa falling down your chimney.
Joke #13752
Q: What’s red, white, and blue and flies in the air?
A: A frozen Santa!
Joke #13751
Q: What’s red and green and appears every Christmas?
A: An airsick Santa!
Joke #13750
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps.
Joke #13747
Q: Why did Santa cross the road?
A: To deliver presents.
Joke #13730
Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!
Joke #13729
Q: How can you tell when Santa Claus is on your roof?
A: Your television reception is bad!
Joke #13244
I think the kid next door is going to grow up to be a gangster. For Christmas, he asked Santa Claus for a violin case, a shoulder holster and a ton of cement.
Joke #13233
LAWYER: “Where were you on the night of December 24th?”
DEFENDANT: “Up at the North Pole helping Santa Claus.”
Joke #13183
My older sister is a real dog. Last Christmas Santa left a flea collar in her stocking.
Joke #12443
Everyone in the world is feeling the money crunch. This year at the North Pole, Santa Claus showed up at the unemployment office the day after Christmas.
Joke #11965
What a childhood I had! One Christmas, Santa left me a bag to wear over my head.
Joke #11457
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
leiamostoi
leiamostoi – v. to ask Santa for $3 million worth of presents